[failout4-deactivated20220804]

Me: *drops something while eating*

My pet, running at 876 mph towards the dropped food: time to C O N S U M E

[baqsimi]

sext: r u nakey

[onlytwitterpics]

[universalhealthcare]

i dont fucking understand this meme why is this so popular/ funny?? lmao

[lovelylittleken]

My allergies are literally killing me right now.

Why does this happen now??

[otherwindow]

Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.

[orbsdotorg]

Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes

[rubyetc]

Crayola update

[alisonzai]

me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

[xpectations]

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

[seashellronan]

there's a gay bar in my city and they're trying to raise money to get a new roof. So their slogan for the donations is "Like all good bottoms, we've worn out our top" and i just felt that i needed to share that

LSJDFGNSKDGNSDKGJ SDKJDFD

[cantwait2beking-blog1]

I CAN’T B R E A T H E

[lovelylittleken]

I am alive and on the blue ocean.

I have a cute boy to spend this fun trip with. I’m pretty stoked.

[best-life-wisdom]

sing with me in the car and I swear you’ll have my heart

[maximustheturd]

Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

[happytripawd]

Love this!

[sushinfood]

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

[nicksux-blog]

apparently i don’t selfie enough so to make up for that here’s a picture of me and some distant relatives. 

[madame-la-colere]

Visit Original Link

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[splattermouth]

so uh

i just discovered a youtube channel that does entirely live action remakes of spongebob episodes to get around the fact that you cant post the actual episodes

and theres actually a lot of effort put into this?????

[certified-p0ser]

holy shit

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

the commitment………. the acting…. the sound effects… the dance number at the end.. this is amazing

[umsir]

i’m scout! all you need to know about me is that i’m a horror film slaying, dog adoring, in-n-out obsessed, mermaid. i live for bad puns, murder documentary marathons, and animal pictures. dependent on energy drinks, hardcore believer in all that is weird, and probably the last to die during the apocalypse. my biggest problem is the lack of a flamingo emoji, c'mon apple, it’s time for a change.

hangouts: bossfites