Questioning the Universe

The beginning of the end of your existence...or you know possibly just me being random. You'll find a little bit of everything that makes me happy here and then some

[knowwhatimeme]

[dththkd]

@.bioware let me smooch a hecking dwarf you cowards

[whitepeopletwitter]

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[athena1138]

“A fucking balrog of morgoth”

“Fly you fucking fools”

“I bid you all a very fucking fond farewell”

“Oh gandalf it was just a bit of fucking fun” “oh you’re probably right as fucking usual”

“Meriadoc brandibuck. And peregrin fucking took. i mightve known.”

[queergaymer-blog]

I did thi b4. Here’s my choice.

[athena1138]

And a wise choice it is indeed

I didnt even think of two towers or return of the king lmfao

[queergaymer-blog]

Yeah there are some good options. I don’t know I imagine my friend coming back from the dead would have more cussing.

[vbartilucci]

I’m adding this every time.

[digi-pidgi]

[catchymemes]

[lovedripdrop]

Wild

[tits-n-trix]

This is 100% the future liberals want

[heavenlybrendon]

[evilbuildingsblog]

something evil is afoot in East LA

[st00cky]

nobody:

phase 4 of the mcu:

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[michellepsychologist]

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

[zeonxox]

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

[imagineleonkennedy]

Some positivity for your day

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

[fortunatefires]

Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay! It was a straight bait and switch! Oh my god!

[fortunatefires]

Mr Ratburn and his husband Patrick

[officialqueer]

ARTHUR SAID GAY RIGHTS

[iamnotlanuk]

New one in the saga of Tony Hawk trying to live life as Tony Hawk

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.

By some miracle, the doctor explains, they escaped with only minor injuries. Some burns, a few scratches and “several small wounds. We’re not sure what caused them.”

“Wounds?”

“Small holes in your ear lobes. Possibly they were old wounds and unrelated to the accident, but either way, our doctors were able to heal them for you. There’s not even any scarring.”

The human pauses. Thinks for a minute. “Wait… you unpierced my ears?!”

[empressofthelibrary]

“I… Suppose we did?  Is that a problem?”

“Er, not exactly.  It can be redone. though it’s not gonna be fun.  But my people do that to ourselves on purpose.  It’s self-ornamental…  I don’t know the word.  We decorate ourselves with small stones and bits of shaped metal or plastic.”

“Oh!!  I’m sorry, that’s a fairly rare behavior among sapients.  Why, if I may ask?”

“uh.  It…  Looks cool?  I guess?”

“…My experience with humans is limited, but I gather that’s the reason for many of your behaviors.”

[elidyce]

*from the next bay over comes the anguished scream of your co-pilot*

“WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK ARE MY TATTOOS?!”

[cybersadbitch]