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@lovemisachi
shine normal like a plain rock
at her house eating the aquarium gravel
FUCK YOU
BY GOD’S LIGHT I SMITE YOU
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"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
Wife Swap
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
No one:
Cats when they love someone:
If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you?
excuse me.
bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then
remember when George Costanza was on Criminal Minds as a genius serial killer that looked like a kentucky colonel or some sort of English lord
Kermit doesn’t have a nose or lips but he conveys more emotion than any human