The reason why

Hey i'm Heidi and i have a cat. -Finland-

[unclefather]

[satanfemme]

hazmat suit but make it goth

[decaynow]

Tripp hazmat suit

[satanfemme]

fuck with me

[genderslayer]

the tripp hazmat suit stays on during sex

[wumblr]

oh

[meow-moment]

ok i could have just scrolled down

[wumblr]

danny devito made this

[wumblr]

the what

[meow-moment]

hold on looking something up

[thebootydiaries]

What she texts: I’m finw

What she means: I’m fine

[electroretarde]

[respectfulmemes]

[queen-apathy]

[slab-o-meat]

what does this mean

[institute-for-thermal-research]

Homophobia is bad

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[googifs]

Stylish crash recovery

[furrypost-generator]

how does it feel to be an active tumblr user in 2021

it feels like im mentally ill

[hayaosmiyazaki]

MUSHU in Mulan (1998) — dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook

[mattipotaatti]

luokitellaanko bojack horseman käänteiskentauriks?

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[rpmaniac]

The absurd breed standards are a recent thing, developed in the past 100-150 years. The healthier breeds are much closer to their 19th century ancestors.

A pair of French bulldogs painted by Carl Reichert (1836-1918)

“Sweet Temptation or Willpower”

Charles Van den Eycken, 1891.

[headspace-hotel]

“Sweet temptation or willpower” I love that painting so much

[unusualrussia]

Huge, if true

[lordoftherings-uk]

[homelesscorpsebehindatrain]

this. this person paraphrased my post-

[ultrawhalnar]

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

They call us a hellsite and cringe yet they still use our material. Huh.

[vigilantsycamore]

Also, the Tiktok version is both less book-accurate, and less funny, going for the low-hanging fruit of “bong-water” and “chungus” instead of the inherent hilarity of “Bongo” and “Dongus”

They used our material and made it worse

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head