bury a friend

[lovepulse]

dcay​:

“ And that’s why you have to share those facts with us?         Every single fucking morning?? .. “ 

“Good point.  I’m going to expand, then. Every second day, you’ll get a fun fact about jellyfish.”

[lovepulse]

2s-a-crowd​:

“Are you kidding me?! Birds love ropes! You see ‘em all the time just hanging out on cables in the city and what are cables but electric ropes?!”

“WELL I DIAGNOSE YOU OF BEING A BITCH!”

“Well look, if we get ourselves a pet goose, we can TRAIN it to go for walks on its own without us needing to use a rope or a leash.  Then when it can do that, we can teach it how to bite!”

[lovepulse]

heroes : *training* villains : *destroying* toga: so here’s a fun fact about seagulls--

[lovepulse]

dcay​:

“ Are you just looking up random    bird facts in your free time?.. “ 

“Spinner-kun got me a really cool notebook filled with facts about birds! Lucky you!”

[lovepulse]

2s-a-crowd​:

Chews quickly in fear of the oncoming knowledge but stops at the surprisingly tame answer

“Ah ghhhoosh?” Swallows. “A goose? Seriously?”

“I don’t know, we gotta lot rope lying around here… what if the goose got loose into a noose and went sploosh like the small bird?…..I’M DR.SEUSS!”

“You can’t tie a rope to a bird!  They’re free creatures, you’re not supposed to tie them down like that!  I don’t care if you’re a doctor or not!”

[lovepulse]

2s-a-crowd​:

Shovels a forkful of fried eggs into his mouth and shakes his head with a thumbs up.

“Mm hm!”

“WELL, the first bird ever to be domesticated by humans was a goose! Jin.. we should get a pet goose to freak out Dabi.”

[lovepulse]

2s-a-crowd​:

“Toga please.”

“I just want to eat my eggs.”

“I just think it’s interesting to learn about the life cycle of the things we eat, don’t you?  Would you like another fun fact about sparrows?”

[lovepulse]

“Did you know that a small bird will start to decompose in just ONE DAY?  It turns into an icky little blob, and then completely turns to dust and disappears after three days!”

[lovepulse]

dcay​:

“ Least you made good use of your time, but let me remind you of the  last time we tried to recruit a highschooler: Our entire hideout got busted. “

“..Huh... right. We did try to kidnap him right in front of a bunch of other heroes. Maybe we just need to be more stealthy.  Should we buy some smoke bombs?”

[lovepulse]

dcay​:

“ Hah? What were you doing at hero conventions? “

“Well I’ve felt a little stagnant, and wanted to top up on my supply of blood.  Plus the little kids who go there to see the heroes are super cute!  Real villains in the making.  You gotta recruit them young, Tomura-kun!”

[lovepulse]

dcay​:

  “ Where have you been? “ 

“Hero conventions.  Surprisingly bad security! Did you miss me, Tomura-kun?”

[lovepulse]

“UH-OH ...  The TROUBLE is back! Just kidding, it’s only me!  Didja miss me?”

[grimwicks]

I thought that line was pretty cool

[lovepulse]

Rocket your crack posts are so funny, imagining Toga in all these situations is just.. so satisfying and hilarious. They're somehow still in character for her and i love you for it

// eeeeeeeeeeee thamk you friend, i live for the shitposts <3

[lovepulse]

“GLEE is my new favourite show!”

*let me see that thoooong.... that thong t-thong thong thong!”

[roaming-axe-aaa]

      “Don’t you think I should be the one getting the presents? Tsk, I don’t really care. I’m used to getting nothing for my birthday. Be sure to read the rules below before you go entering for this. Good luck…”

((In celebration of Shigs turning 23 (my Shigs ages with this blog.) I am doing ANOTHER give away, but there’s a bit of a tweak with it. So please read this through before entering.

The prize: The prize is a copy of Clip Studio Paint! It is REQUIRED that you try it out. They have a free trial. I do NOT want to buy this for someone, and then it’s not being liked and it’s tossed away. PLEASE DON’T DO THIS. It’s not fair to people who REALLY want it.

The end date: There is none! It depends on when it goes on sale next. When it goes on sale, I’ll reblog this a bunch and announce the drawing is coming to a close, and then pick a winner. So it can be before Shig’s birthday, or after!

IF the winner already has CSP, you may pick the option of a 20$ gift or art. We can discuss the art!

The rules:

Reblogging = One entry. Liking = One entry. You get a total of two entries.

Once again, you MUST try it out. I will ask you before giving you the prize if you have tried it.

Personals: ONLY personals who have been following me BEFORE this give away may enter. Those who follow just for the give away will be BLOCKED. I don’t want people following me JUST for the give away.

Mutuals and non mutuals are welcome to enter as long as they’re an RP blog.

I will not block, but I will be hesitant of RPers who suddenly follow and enter to allow entry. Though if you talk and or RP with me once followed, I will allow entry.

I really do NOT want people following me JUST for the give away.

That’s all I can think of. Good luck!

[lovepulse]

“Hmmm.... Shigaraki Smells.....

..... good.”

@dcay​