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Indie. Selective. Twice from BNHA. NSFW. Violent and Mature themes. {Penned by Cardboard.}

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dcay​:

When he watched Twice run off with a head start, the leader couldn’t help but smirk. Right, they were Villains after all. So there was no need to act like this was a friendly little game when it could be a game Tomura was set on winning. Even if it meant absolutely nothing in the end, the desire was still there.

And while he pondered these things, he saw Twice run further and further, kicking down sandcastles here and there while his clones were shouting at Shigaraki to get a move on, one even wondering if the leader had fallen asleep. That wasn’t the case though. It was time to make use of his newly acquired skills. Fighting Machia for over a month had revealed skills even Shigaraki wasn’t aware of.

And so he started running, fast enough that someone could miss it if they blinked. He made sure to run his hand through every sandcastle, not wanting to miss a single opportunity to destroy something that was build. And eventually, it became second nature. His body moving fluidly, no unnecessary movements, just the bare minimum to make him catch up while tearing apart everything in his way. Even if he wanted he couldn’t stop himself and pretend to run slowly. 

Behind him was a cloud of pulverized sand rising into the air which soon engulfed Twice as Tomura caught up to him, running beside Jin and passing him while each sandcastle was turned into dust seemingly in a poof!

    But not only sandcastles, rocks, driftwood, and old boat - they all fell victim to Shigaraki’s destruction which left the shore behind him barren and made of dusty sand and the waves trying to catch the dust in mid air. 

Twice had gotten a fair lead on smashing the sandcastles despite his clone’s protests and as he got halfway to the end he started to wonder if Shigaraki had grown bored already and decided to stop humouring him. Looking back over his shoulder Twice watched as the young villain leaned forward as though he was about to fall over only to suddenly clear a large distance in a second with a rising cloud of dusted sand.

“Wuh-oh..” Eyes growing wide under his mask Twice picked up the pace, frantically alternating between looking ahead and back at Shigaraki who was quickly gaining ground. A quickly rising sense of panic kicked in and Twice abandoned smashing the sandcastles, simply dashing at full sprint to try and escape the dust cloud looming closer and closer.

The clones roared in joy as they were engulfed by the cloud, calling Shigaraki’s name like his own personal cheering squad.

“TO-MU-RA! SHI-GA-RA-KI!!!   TO-MU-RA! SHI-GA-RA-KI!!!”

The real Twice was also shouting, albeit a lot faster and less complicated.

“SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT! Poop. SHIT! SHIT SHIT! SHI-”

As Shigaraki passed him the masked villain whimpered and surrendered himself to his fate....NOT! With a glint in his eye Twice disapeared in the dust cloud for a moment only to come charging out of it, walking on a small army of clones that pushed his steps along like a human treadmill. Catching up to his boss Twice gave a thumbs up with a smug tone.

“I ain’t that easy to lose! You’re stuck with me. Oh God I’m lonely. I’m everyone’s husbando!”

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symbol-of-terror​:

He doesn’t pout- he never would, but he certainly frowns and growls some at Twice treating him like a child, trying to snatch the towel from his hands to take care of his hair by himself.

— “There ain’t no hot water; it would be the same.” He grumbles, still sounding a bit grumpy but doing his best to dry up his hair once Twice is back. He’s grabbed a change of clothes as well, clearly too big for him, but he doesn’t have too much room to complain when they’re the only dry clothes handy. He doesn’t pay attention to what Twice is doing, busy on his own, “Yeah, sure. Where is Dabi by the way? I might just ask him to set me on fire.”

"He went to his room to chill. HA! Haven’t seen him since you and Toga headed out.” Carrying the bags to the kitchen Twice went ahead and started putting stuff away, calling back as he did so. “I’m just goanna take a yes on the coffee. It won’t set you on fire but it’ll heat you up. It’ll burn your stomach. That's a chilling thought. HA HA!”

Getting the mugs ready he thought of the scars on Shigaraki’s back again and violently shook his head. They all had scars but they also had their prides. Thinking too much about it would just make things awkward. Still...

With the kettle boiled Twice gestured to worn torn couch in the middle of the room and handed the steaming cup of black coffee to the younger man.

“So anything going on down town? Must be some odd gaggle of heroes out patrolling in this weather.” He sat at the edge of a crate and gestured wildly. “OR if you’re bored of civilian stuff we could talk about how to get more people for the league!”

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sheddingxkinn​:

His sensitive ears had picked up the sounds of rustling paper before he did the pacing of his steps. It’s not everyday when you see a man with his head like that, it was both confusing and intriguing so of course the pup would start his stalking. Crouched down on all fours, lightly crawling without much of a sound, Achim tried his best to pursue this weird guy, half motivated by that candy bar he noticed in his hand. 

Maybe… just maybe, if he got closer… he could get reaaaal close and sweep it away and—

—…and nothing, he tumbled over a box of rubbish. “WHOA–!” and he’s falling down, faceplanting into the concrete with the confidence of a cut down tree. His little hands did their best to soften the fall though, and it’s fine, he’s been through much worse than this. 

“…UGH! I’m not kitty…! I-I-I’m a wolf!” he moans and groans as he gets back to his feet. Cover is blown, might as well play the tough act. Hands tighten into small fists as he takes his scary stance. It doesn’t do much, he’s still an 8 year old street runt kid trying to measure himself with an adult. True, there are some sharp teeth showing each time he talks and the yellow of his eyes is as bright and feral as it can get, but there’s not much else being threatening about him. 

“I-I-I’m a h-hunter! And i was h-hunting you…! But you m-messed it up!” 

Twice recoiled at the sudden movement, surprised at the size and sounds that came tumbling out of the shadows. It was a kid?!

“What the fu-uhhhhh-nny looking wolf?!” Seriously, what the hell is a child doing out this late at night playing pretend in the garbage? Staying crouched so as not to scare the scrappy little urchin Twice tilted his head questioningly.

“Hunting me?...Oh cause you’re a wolf! I’d have preferred a kitty. Well I can tell ya right now I ain’t worth eating. You’d probably get brain damage. Can’t be that smart if he’s playing in garbage.” With a shake of his head Twice took a closer look at the child, noting the aggressive stance and dishevelled appearance. A runaway maybe?

As he pondered he rolled the candy bar around in his palm and noticed the kid’s bright eyes following the movement. Holding up the candy Twice asked.

“You want this?”

Without a second thought he tossed the treat towards the boy and slowly stood up. He could feel the cold seeping through his thick jacket yet here was the kid looking like the cover boy for dirty rags weekly out here running around hungry.

“....You need a place to sleep?”

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symbol-of-terror​:

  Of course, it would be just his look that it would start raining he exact moment that was his turn to go out. There weren’t many option when it came to who was gonna be send out to gather information and any required supplies; it was always between Tomura, whose face wasn’t known by the heroes, and Toga, who could become someone else. But of course, it was just his look that the sky would decide to open and drop buckets over his head when it was his turn.

— “Thanks, I feel like one too. But whatever, I got everything.” He gestures towards a big ball of fabric that is placed on the ground, his jacket wrapped around the recent buy of food and other essential things. He then quickly kicks off his shoes, followed by his shirt thrown over his head and used to squeeze a good amount of water off his hair before being thrown to the ground, “Tell me the stove in working. I don’t feel like catching a pneumonia.” 

"Oh yeah it should be good it was working this morning. It’s more broke than my bank accountant. Hang on I’ll grab you a towel and check.”

Grabbing the aforementioned towel Twice dipped into the kitchen to put the kettle on for coffee before gingerly draping the towel over Shigaraki’s head and rubbing at the wet hair.

“You should get changed, I’ll put the stuff away. “ Hmm... going to need another towel. “Maybe you should take a nice hot shower and get the cold out of your bones. You should take an ice bath. That’s too hot!” Unwrapping the coat from the bags Twice ended up staring at Shigaraki’s bare back for a moment and flinched at the sight.

 Oh... those looked like an angry sort of painful.

“You um, you want some coffee?”

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starter for @sheddingxkinn​ {WildChild}

He really needed to keep better track of his cigarette supply.

1 a.m on a cold ass night and instead of being curled up in bed he was standing at the counter of a dimly lit dingy little gas station wearing a paper bag on his head and counting his change to see how many packs he could afford this month. The cashier didn’t even blink at his outfit and Twice was glad for it, setting down his money on the counter and pointing out his brand silently.

Getting his cigs and change Twice paused before buying a candy bar with the left over cash and nodding in thanks to the indifferent stare of the cashier. Outside the cold air sent a chill rippling across his skin and with a curse Twice headed for his bike but stopped short, catching sight of something from the corner of his bag’s eye hole.

There was something rustling about the trash beside the gas station, something with bright yellow eyes.

“Ah! Hey kitty!” Crouching down Twice extended his hand and made soft sounds trying to catch the creature’s attention. “Psh psh psh! Here little guy, I got some head pats for ya!”

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starter for @symbol-of-terror

“Damn that’s some piss poor weather...” 

Staring out at the dark heavy rain clouds soaking the streets below Jin put out his cigarette on the window sill and pulled his mask back down. His civilian disguise wasn’t suited for wet weather so he was stuck holding down the fort with Dabi, who had headed to his room and hadn’t been seen since the others left.

“They’ll need some towels...” Did they bring umbrellas? They must have cause it was raining when they left. Still even with umbrellas towels would be a good-

The sound of the door opening made him jump, dashing to see who had returned and letting out a jovial greeting as Shigaraki’s soaked form appeared through the doorway.

“Hey Boss welcome back! Bon voyage~ How was the patrol? You look like a drowned rat.” 

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dcay​:

“ You really thought this through, huh? “ 

Soon Tomura found himself watching a bunch of clones scatter across the shore and start building sandcastles while shouting and arguing. Nobody was around for miles, there wasn’t a single building near by, only the highway that seemed to be barely used as it also lead to nowhere. Jin had planned this out in a way that Shigaraki couldn’t reject the offer with logical comebacks other than the fact that he didn’t feel up to it. And honestly, with all the effort put into this, Tomura didn’t have the heart to deny his ally the pleasure of destroying something. Even if it was just sand and rocks. 

Picking up a handful of sand, Tomura watched it fall through his fingers and where he couldn’t decay sand before, he could now watch the rough sand turn into powder simply by resting on his palm. A single touch was enough to turn sand into particles so small that they were blown away in the wind before they hit the ground. This might be fun after all. 

    “ Fine, let’s destroy something then. “ 

With the dust shaken off he reached out for a boulder close to the water, it cracked and completely fell apart, turning into a pile of more sand and then into a pile of clear powder sand that got blown away by a breeze, dancing past the shoreline. 

   “ We race. “ 

His hand came up, pointing towards the building at the very  other side of the shore, all across the sandcastle beach.

       “ Whoever destroys the most wins. “ 

With all these small sandcastles along the shore, they would make for good target dummies. Meaning they had to outrun the other and also make sure to not miss a single sandcastle, kinda like a racing game. 

“Yep! Nope! I’ve always got time to think of my allies.” 

Really he only figured everything out the other day. There were some vague back up plans if this one failed like smashing bottles in a building set for demolition or hang around a derelict amusement park, but this one had the most promise for working out. Plus all the abandoned mascot signs at the amusement park felt like they were watching him when he checked it out and it gave him chills. Maybe Dabi could burn it later..

At the mention of a race Twice struck a pose with a haughty tone.

“Oh-ho! You’re challenging me?!” The fact Shigaraki wasn’t just humouring him but actively getting into the idea of mindless fun was a huge success in Twice’s mind. “I gotta warn you, I’m an expert at running away from dangers- Eh’ I’m good here I’ll sit this one out- SO don’t expect me to go easy!”

The Twice clones cleared the way, taking up positions at the shoreline as a makeshift audience to cheer and boo respectively, their shovels and buckets laid down in a line down the middle of the beach as a makeshift divider for each runner. 

“Right! I’ll count to three and we run on three! Get ready...” Stretching his legs Twice got into a running position and began his count when Shigaraki was ready.

“One!....Two-”

Twice took off running, kicking sandcastles sporadically to the protest of his clones.

“CHEATER!” “That ain’t fair!” “You started early!” “Such a scumbag.”

Twice stopped mid run and shouted at himself.

“SHADDUP! We’re villains damn it we make our own rules!”

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dcay​:

Tomura found himself listening and staring, faced with this rare side of Twice that reared its head to take over the spot of the adult within this group, now that Kurogiri was gone. He had expected it from Compress more than from Twice but Jin had already been the most emotional one out of their group. It was so familiar that for a moment, Tomura felt like he was talking to Kurogiri again.

  Because he couldn’t really answer any of these questions. The past few weeks had been a blur, a mixture of events and emotions of constant anger and regret.

    ‘ You’re a human ‘ 

Tomura opened his mouth to tell Jin that he was a symbol, the next one to step into All for One’s shoes and become the new symbol of fear. That he couldn’t be just human and make excuses because of that. That just being human wouldn’t cut it. But the moment these arguments went through his head, they died before they could reach his tongue. Because all titles and plans aside, he was right. They were still human, all of them. This is why they were struggling and fighting like humans who were denied their basic humanity. Here in the League, they regained it and Twice made sure to remind Shigaraki of that. 

So he closed his mouth again, giving a defeated smile that was very faint yet so rare that it was quite visible on his features.

“ So you decided to be the new Kurogiri? ” He scoffed as he walked over to Jin’s flimsy sandcastle. He had never made sandcastles in his life, neither did he want to. It seemed so pointless to build something that wasn’t going to last anyway. A complete waste of time. With a single kick, Jin’s tower was reduced to a pile of wet sand, to which Tomura tilted his head.

      Huh, that was nice.  Not as nice as decaying things         he hated but it certainly scratched some kind of itch. 

“Nah there’s no replacing Kurogiri. I’LL TAKE THAT PROMOTION! I’m just a friend looking out for a friend.”

Watching Shigaraki approach and fell the castle in one swift kick, Twice fist pumped the air and jumped up, spinning the bucket around with a cheer.

“That’s how we do it baby! Now get ready, cause we’re just getting started!”

SAD MANS PARADE

From behind him, a mass of dark sludge began to take familiar shapes and solidified into multiple doubles of the villain holding buckets and spades. A number of them greeted Shigaraki while others shouted their disapproval for how pale he was and some just commented on the sand getting in their suits. When a dozen or so had formed the original Twice pointed and ordered them to start building shitty sandcastles across the beach.

As they got to work he turned back to the younger man and gave a thumbs up, and the bird but that one wasn’t intentional, and grinned under his mask.

“I know we’re laying low right now and you haven’t had a chance to really decay anything but-!” He grabbed a handful of sand and let it slip through his fingers. “-I’d like to see those heroes tell if you or the sea turned the rocks round here to dust. HE IS THE SAND GUARDIAN,GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!”

The dozen or so Twices on the beach turned their heads and shouted.

“POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!”

Twice shouted back.

“FUCK OFF!”

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dcay​:

“ Hah? “ 

When he saw the TOYS in the other man’s hands, Tomura was at a loss of words. Had Jin just dragged him towards the beach so they could build sandcastles? He knew that the older man could be quirky sometimes but this was out of the norm, even for Tomura. The young leader was the last person to ever find joy in such things, not to mention that he quite disliked the beach.

    “ That’s what you wanted to show me? “ 

No, this wasn’t selfish, Twice hadn’t brought them here if he did not have Tomura in mind. Shigaraki simply had a hard time understanding WHY Twice thought this was a good idea. They were waging war against society and had other enemies breathing down their necks yet here they were, at the shore with their feet on the wet sand and the salty smell of seawater in their noses.

 It was enough to make Tomura stand there with his head tilted, hands resting uselessly at their sides and eyes fixated upon Jin in hopes of getting an explanation. Anything that would make sense of the situation.

               “ … Why? “ 

Okay Twice you were expecting this reaction. Just calmly and clearly recite the words you said in your head when you imagined this conversation a dozen times. Mustering up his best ‘adult’ voice he tried to get the sincerity of his words across

“Because for the past couple of weeks all you’ve done is have meetings, sleep and plot. I’m pretty sure you’ve been eating cause you’re not dead but you’re looking more and more LIKE death as the days go on.” Sitting down on the damp sand he began scooping into the bucket as he continued. 

“Ever since we lost Kurogiri you’ve let your health slip and trust me, we all see it. I AIN’T SEEN SHIT! Have you lost weight you could be in vogue. You barely go outside and get any air and when you do it's always night. Can you remember the last time you saw the sun like earlier?”

Patting down the sand in the bucket he levelled off the top, looking up at Shigaraki and pausing in his actions.

“....I said to you before, we’re villains but we’re human too. You’re no exception, boss. Even if the world calls you a monster, even if you think of yourself as one, it doesn't matter one bit. You’re a human.”

Turning the bucket over he narrowed his eyes.

“And sometimes, humans need to do dumb pointless shit like destroy their friend’s shitty sandcastle.”

Pulling the bucket up a mound of sand sat in front of Twice in the vague shape of a castle. Crossing his arms the older man stared silent at his young boss and waited.

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inrycku​:

Whilst Twice seemed to be having a difficult time with their game, Hawks merely lidded his eyes in bemusement, smile curling around the pocky stick and revealing the hint of fangs behind plush lips, tauntingly, like how a predator might play with their food. He hummed in agreement over his words, though. No shame in losing, Twice.

He was going to milk this reaction for all it was worth, gloved hand snaking out to curl along the older man’s jaw, trailing along feather light. He looked like he might seriously kiss him with the way he munched forward –

Only to tip his chin up, displacing him and the chocolate, letting him devour it all with a teasing peck to his jawline before he retreated, bursting out into a fit of uproarious laughter.

“Oh – Oh man,” he wheezed and wept, wiping his eye. His chirps overtook him for a moment, twittering out a length of song in his laughter as his wings puffed up considerably in his joy.

“– You should have seen the look on your face! Priceless! Ah, Twice, I love you, baby. Never change. I wouldn’t be so cruel as to kiss ya without your permission. I’m a gentlebird, you know.”

The touch of the glove on his chin sent goose bumps rippling across Twice’s skin. With every passing second the likeness of this turning into something more than a game became stronger and he wasn’t sure if it was a good thing no. Its only a problem if he makes it one right? No no it’s definitely not okay he should give up now. That’s what Hawks wants, you’re going to look like a total loser! Wait no why is Hawks smiling. OH GOD WAIT HE’S NOT READY TO BE SOMEONE'S PARTNER! They’ll get a cottage in the countryside with apple pie and a dog. 

Before Twice could scream ‘he didn’t even like apple pie’ Hawks snapped the thin line stick of biscuit and gave a quick chaste kiss to the side of his jaw. Blinking, dumbfounded, Twice watched him laugh and explain himself. The little bit of pocky still in his teeth dropped as his jaw fell open.

“Dude….” He slapped his thighs with a howl. “You so got me!”

Joining in the uproarious laughter Twice alternated between compliments and curses for the prank.

“You were so close I was like, is he goanna, is he goanna?! I WAS COOL AS A CUCUMBER! I was thiiiis close to rolling off the couch and hightailing it for the bathroom. I AM THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT! Geez…” Pulling his mask back down Twice breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, if kids were doing this for fun nowadays they were terrifying.

It’d be great if the others could see this side of Hawks. The playful, considerate and easy to get along with side. They’d accept him, no problem.

Tossing the box of pocky over his shoulder, completely forgetting what he got it for in the first place, Twice mulled over how to get Hawks more trusted with the guys.

“What if… we planned a mission together?!”

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egotistixx​:

There was definitely a surreal element to just watching a human being coming into existence from what was essentially nothing but oozing gelatin. Adrianna jumped in her skin a little, expression grimacing in disbelief and awe simultaneously as she’d made eye contact with this man. Weirdly enough, she immediately recognized him, he’s seen that scarred face from the news and media. 

The rational part of her mind was about to question the morality of just bringing into existence a clone and how in the name of Hell contest worked into this ordeal. However, when the thing spoke, her first instinct was to look back at the can of soda, claim it by covering it with a hand and dragging it along the table closer to her own form.

“…I am not giving this thing anything. And it better not touch me either.” it’s a declaration and a warning, spoken to poor, struggling Twice, as if she’d expected him to control this clone like a pet. But it seemed he was too deep within his own head, so much so that he’d started choking essentially choking himself.

“…Twice, listen.” her hand extends, cupping a masked cheek rather firmly, the coldness of her touch easily permeating through the layers of fabric and, hopefully,  bringing some sort of grounding to this little existentialist crises. “…Don’t talk anymore. I understood. Just breathe.” her voice is firm and calculated and she aims to stare into his eyes. Against all appearances, this isn’t her comforting him, it’s her trying to bring stability to her own current situation.

“…Also can you shoo this thing away? It makes me terribly uncomfortable.” she vaguely gesticulated at the clone, speaking loud and clear as if it couldn’t hear her, even thought they were within an arm’s reach.

The physical contact made Twice flinch but it did stop him from strangling himself, his focus now drawn to the woman and her words like a magnet. Her touch was cold and her words though comforting in their meaning held a solid tone of order over asking. He didn’t mind it, anything that stopped him being in his own head was welcome.

 She was a kind woman. She didn’t have to try and help him but she did. Icy compassion was still compassion and it helped calm him knowing the league were working with someone who cared about ‘wrong’ people even a little.

Taking some steadying breaths he shook his head and hooked a thumb to gesture to the Dabi clone that was still eyeing the can of soda.

“I can’t make them disappear but they’re not very strong, one good hard hit should make him dissolve. I can’t uh, I don’t want to hit my friends so I never... They’re not just replicas of their powers and bodies there’s personalities too.” 

He couldn’t hurt his friends even as clones, didn’t have to worry about it usually cause they were fighting heroes or something. 

‘Dabi’ raised a finger and aimed it like a gun, smirking at Adrianna before shooting off a stream of blue fire at the ‘bepsi’ can and scorching not only the table but heating the can to explode in a sticky fizzy mess.

Twice turned his head sharply to the ‘Dabi’ with an exclamation 

“DUDE?!”

‘Dabi’ shrugged.

“Now no one has anything.”

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dcay​:

It was indeed very fast but not in a way that Tomura would mind. He placed his hands on Jin’s shoulders while looking around the area. It was interesting, how they were so fast that no one could really get a good look of them, almost like they were invisible to the traffic. 

    “ You still haven’t told me where we are going! “

He shouted through the helmet and over the wind, four fingers tightening their grip on Twice’s shoulders as they took a turn to which the entire bike was leaning to the side - but Jin took each turn expertly. It was like he had been driving his whole life and while he knew that people with unstable quirks were not allowed to drive, he could see no issue with it right now. Another fucked up law that simply made life harder for those who already suffered. 

   Just thinking about it made Tomura feel anger coursing through his veins so he abandoned the thought for now and instead watched the scenery around them rush by, bathed in orange light and the sound of morning traffic - and of course Pro heroes making their rounds or finishing their night shift. Either way, he saw a bunch of those costumed bastards passing them, none the wiser.

“You’ll see!”

Twice yelled back, passing a car with a sleepy eyed driver and smoothly slipping back to the middle of the road. Every so often the bike would slow just a bit and then speed up again, usually when there was a crosswalk or intersection ahead of them. They never hit a red light and they stayed in the speed limit, almost like Jin knew how long it took for the lights to change and kept the bike moving at a speed to match.

Still, even if you do everything right there’s no guarantee someone else won’t be in the wrong and suddenly you’re the one wrong, so his focus on the road was far clearer than it would be with any other task he did. No version of him wanted to repeat that bit of history.

Soon the passing cityscape began to lower and they passed through a few residential areas until finally Twice pulled up to an empty parking area. The rumble of the motor shut off and a new sound filled the air with the sound of a gentle roll and crash of water hitting something soft repeatedly.

Taking off his helmet Twice looked back and grinned under his mask. 

“We’re here! PLEASE MIND THE STEP WHEN EXITING THE VEHICLE!”

Letting Shigaraki get off first Twice put away his keys and set the bike up before dashing down the steps to the left of them. Below where they parked was a residential beach, empty now due to the early time but just late enough the tide had receded and the wet sand glistened in the warm sunlight.

Running across the wet sand Twice began searching between a large pile of rocks until he found the bag he hid the day before. With a cheer he held up two small brightly coloured spades and moulded buckets.

“LETS BUILD SOME MOTHER FUCKING SAND CASTLES!”

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Twice about to lose his first kiss to a hero.

What will the neighbours say?!