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Noah: Hey, can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen? 

Eva: What? Why? 

Noah: Because I feel the need to be dramatic right now 

 Eva: … 

Eva: Sure, come here 

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At a total drama reunion 

 Heather: Um, I’m gonna need vodka in a water glass with ice and I’m gonna be ordering “water” from you all night long so… one “water” please. 

 Waitress: Did we start already or do you really want water? 

Heather: just bring me vodka 

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Izzy bursting into Noah and Cody’s shared room in the Playa de Losers 

Izzy: I knew it - you two ARE having sex!

Noah: Really? Cody, why didn’t you tell me - I would have put my book down

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Gwen: Hello Heather. Make anybody cry today? 

 Heather: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30 

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Courtney: I broke up with YOU, Mr. “Obviously has a short term memory loss along with a myriad of other problems which I won’t even go into but thinks he broke up with me because of the short-term memory loss which is so obvious.” 

Duncan: No need to be so formal. I’ve seen you naked. Call me Duncan 

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Harold: Do you know karate? 

Sierra: I don’t know karate - but I know crazy. 

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Noah: I’m not convinced I even know how to read - I’ve just memorised a lot of words

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Izzy: I accidentally burned down the kitchen making scrambled eggs 

 Eva: *spits out coffee* you did WHAT? 

 Noah: I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS 

 Izzy: Despite being at a loss for words, both of them proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes 

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Lindsay: Apparently you can change your name to anything you want. So I thought this is an opportunity to be creative so meet… Princess Consuela Banana Hammock 

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Duncan: I DO WHAT I WANT 

 DJ: I’m calling mama 

 Duncan: No wait 

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Izzy coming home to the team e-scope flat with a large box in her hands: What would you say one day if I came home with 4 puppies? 

Noah: What’s in the box? 

Izzy: … 

Eva: Izzy what’s in the box? 

Izzy: I think you know 

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Geoff: *ordering a cake over the phone*

Employee: and what would you like your cake to say?

Geoff: *covering the phone* dude they have talking cakes now?!?!?! 

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Gwen: *glaring across the room at Heather* Can I shoot her? 

LeShawna: Not in public 

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Izzy: Aww Eva did the dishes 

Noah: how do you know I didn’t do them? 

Izzy: Because once, when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your key  

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Duncan: I know I know, I’m in the doghouse 

 Courtney: Oh, you’re not in the doghouse 

 Duncan: I’m not? 

Courtney: Nope, you’re going to have to work really hard to make it into the dog house 

 Duncan: So I’m in the yard. Which is still an enclosed area. Unless I’m in the pound, Courtney am I in the pound? 

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Noah: Did you really have to stab him? 

 Izzy: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me 

Noah: What did he say? 

 Izzy: “What are you going to do, stab me?” 

Eva: Ehh that’s fair 

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Bridgette: Geoff doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants?’ and he put a question mark!