Hard no.

sad enragement child

[guapular]

this man needs an award 

[suketchilt]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

[studentlifeproblems]

[animatedtext]

[bob-belcher]

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

hey not to start talking about twilight before I even get out of bed but

I’m absolutely haunted by the fact that according to the twilight wiki Carlisle was only 23 when he got vampired. that’s nothing. that’s a man only a year older than I am, with 5 fucking teenage children. what the fuck. what the hell. why did smeyer sit down to figure out who should be the wise patriarch of her vampire family and decide on “23 year old dilf”?

[destroyalovesu]

that. that means he would have been six years old when he supposedly had his kids. and no one is forks noticed anything off about that scenario

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I mean they did very much claim to have adopted all their kids, the Cullens weren’t trying to pass themselves off as biological parents and children

but that’s only one of like 900 questions raised

[threewaysdivided]

To throw Meyers a bone:  My brother and I have been routinely asked about our “university courses” and “job positions” since we were eighth-graders.  (I guess it’s better than my friend, whose less-than-5ft self is constantly getting ID-carded even at 24.)

Maybe book!Carlisle just happens to have an “older” face or bearing.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listening to Edward for a century ages you like a motherfucker

[sorry-ipanicked]

[thecommonchick]

[lullychi]

For you and your internet friends! 💙

Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost

[selfcaremiku]

This is adorable art, and it needs to be shared!

[loverofspiders]

For the one who I love so much❤️ you know who you are hopefully

[harlanhardway]

[oaknymph]

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[thesolosdyad]

when in doubt SOLO IT™

[sixpenceee]

The tall man is here to see you

Source

[squydworm]

It’s him. It’s Bloodman.

[dappermouth]

me, gazing upon a newly completed project:  ahhh yes time to enjoy the sweet 30 minute interval before I start to hate everything about this 

[theshitneyspears]

[hplyrikz]

“There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget.”

— Carrie Bradshaw, The Carrie Diaries (via hplyrikz)