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what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

chillyfeetsteak

guooey

rendoas

Alan Wake is a bad game and you only hate me because I speak the truth.

rendoas

To expound, this game has NO character writing. Here's what we know:

Alan: author, married, has a father Barry: best friend of Alan, has a wife, likes to drink Alice: is Alan's wife, afraid of the dark

You begin the game on a ferry, where someone is like oh wow Alan you're so cool can I get an interview :)

You proceed to the diner where a young woman is like oh wow Alan can I blow you please omg :)

The cop after your ass the whole game "insults" Alan by comparing him to famous authors lmfao. All the background NPCs constantly fellate Alan's ego.

The gameplay loop is so goddamn boring and never changes. OHHH SPOOKY GUYS SHOWED UP, BETTER RIGHT CLICK THEN LEFT CLICK!

Forget about getting attached to any weapons, because the game keeps taking them away with each new chapter. Woohoo, more flashlight pistol action, haven't seen that before.

Shit-tier game for Redditors subscribed to r/atheism.

rendoas

This is why I have 52 hours in a bad game.

eateradam

you're my best customer

bowlerhatwearer

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“Don’t like❤️ any gifsets, they put something in them, to make you queue up. I don’t even remember my last 40 posts.”

mynonsenseistingling

…They’re always reblogging but they never post… and the ones that do post…they never reply… you never see them follow… they’re always liking… no one ever queues but they’re always… they’re always reblogging but they never post…

pandacommander24a

Hey, reblog this post.

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Personality hire

Working Cats

jeanjauthor

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

narwhalsarefalling

skelotom

Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.

control--panel

The UX of LEGO Interface Panels by George Cave

control--panel

The UX of LEGO Interface Panels by George Cave

lettuceplus1

dreams

our-queer-experience

foone

The trans pride flag was invented in 1999, btw.

So it's not that DS9 has trans pride carpet, it's that the trans pride flag is in DS9 carpet colors.

1999 is also the year DS9 ended. Coincidence?!

real-live-human

apathy-tied-in-knots

thatonenewdungeonmaster

localwarlockunion

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.