Some of my favorite Porter Gage lines!
āKeep your irradiated ASS away from meāĀ
āBossāĀ Ā
āPiss me off and Iāll still kick your ass from here to the Atlantic.āĀ
āSure was fun! Huh Boss?āĀ
āI aināt got the brains for mazesāĀ
āHow's it go? āThis town ain't big enough for you and me?ā Awh nevermind :(āĀ
āAin't no way people paid for this shit, I refuse to believe it.āĀ
āWho the hell's idea of fun was this shit?ā
āEver feel the tiniest bit hurt that the institute hasnāt tried to replace you with a synth? I mean cāmon! Iām important. I-Iām worth replacing......āĀ
āThink about itā¦. If beer is still good after two hundred years.. Is it really something worth drinking?āĀ
āPersonally, wouldnāt ever trust anyone to knock me out with gas or whatever, even if they claimed they were going to help.āĀ
āCan you imagineā¦ having so much extra shit youād need someplace to store it allāĀ
āNot paying ATTENTION-āĀ (I fuck up a lot and trigger traps LOL)
āNot a big fan of being underground, so the sooner we wrap this up the better.āĀ
āOnce upon a time, I suppose folks had nothing better to do than sit around outsideā
āGreeaaat, because I aināt seen enough trees and grass.āĀ
āLike I hadnāt already seen enough glowing shit to last a lifetime.āĀ
āBelieve it or not, this is more civilized than some places i've livedā
"One of these bugs ever takes me down you tell people I died from trippinā over my gun, fallinā off a cliff, anything! It would be less embarrassing.āĀ
āPlaces like thisā¦.Makes me realize life was mostly shit before the bombs fellāĀ
āGodā¦. Being in here is soul sucking.āĀ
āI hope you know where youāre going, I forgot my map.āĀ
āLeast we ain't gotta worry about being hit by a trainā¦..Right?ā
āNo question that shit was made to lastā¦Maybe the wrong shit but still.ā
āMe? I like night time. Something about it just feels right.āĀ
āYouāre a real stunner, ya know that?ā
āAre you shittinā meāĀ
āEver seen a dust angel? Bettinā I could make one.āĀ
āShiiiiitt I hate getting weeetttāĀ
āIāve got a strong stomach, but ewwugh.āĀ
āYouāre my kind of crazy boss.āĀ
āBoy do I love watching you work.āĀ
āAnyone ever tell youā¦.your ass looks great in that vault suit.āĀ
āDonāt know about you, but I canāt see in the dark.āĀ
āYouāll always be the overboss of my heart- Hehehehe I couldnāt do it, I couldnāt keep a straight face.ā
āBlamoāĀ
āSheeeeeetttāĀ
āDon't mind me, just throwing up a bit in my mouth here.āĀ
āDamn, I hate insects. Like I needed something else to wipe off my fucking shoesāĀ
āVerMINā
Everything. Just everything he says is wonderful. His voice is so fucking sexy.
"I'm not that big of a dick"
"Bullshit. Without me I'd be scraping your guts off the floor"
"Before you start pissing all over the plan, why don't you take a minute to hear me out."
"You ready to listen?"
"You're one ruthless son of a bitch aren't ya?"
"Awwwhh C'mon :("
"Just give this a chance, you might even have a little fun."
"Tell yuh whut."
"Everything all peachy with our friendly neighborhood psychopaths?"
"Welcome home, boss."
"I knew you had it in you."
"Next, the fun stuff."
"You look like shit."
He refers to getting high as "Getting blitz." LOL
"Well that oughta make things more interesting"
"hehehe OOPS."
"The fun we can have in this thing!"
"That one have pictures in it?"
"I like a good haul as much as the next guy-"
"You sure you got everything? There's a few more rocks you haven't picked up."
"I never had the hands for that kind of shit. Glad you do."
"You got some nimble fingers there huh?"
"You okay?" (When he shows concern?? UGH)
"Well now, would you look at that."
"Oh for the love of-"
"You gonna build me something nice?"
"Lookin good, Boss."
"oooh, gutsy."
"Pretty tough mutt you got there." (Any dialogue about Dogmeat is great)
"Aww, look at how nice and clean this is, and I here am, dirtying the place up." (one of my favorites)
There's so so many more but I didn't want this to get crazy long
