mister meta-crisis.

the meta-crisis (tenth) doctor of 'doctor who'.

[colachampagnedad]

me: *knows*

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     “ Oi, sleepyhead. Up you get. ”

“ oh, oh, no, oh——why? ”

he grimaced, then sat up——all very begrudgingly, looking a bit like someone had just stabbed him in the eye.

“ too early, light bad, seriously——ugh. ”

he laid down again after a second, gathering the blankets up around him——then he deposited his head on to one of the pillows with a dull thump.

“ anyway, i’m not going——to work, i mean. you go, you can just——i don’t know, tell them i’ve died. ”

[lovethathand]

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     “ D’you wanna come with me—? I mean, I’m pretty sure the Tardis can look after itself, so— ”

“ oh, no——no, no, no, no——i like it here. ”

he stuck his tongue on the backs of his teeth, then lowered his head down a bit, and squidged his eyes up——leaning backwards in the chair adjacent to the tardis’s console.

“ besides, you’ve got a date, or——well, something——of that nature. ”

his eyebrows shot up, and he gave his teeth another hard jab, sinking deeper into the chair as he addressed her.

“ wouldn’t want me there mucking it all up——no. ”

his voice was cold——methodical, and dry as a bone.

“ i mean, i’d just get in the way. ”

[01101010-01100100]

me: no one understands me

me also: behaves unintelligibly

[lovethathand]

anonymous asked:

|     “An’ jus’ you watch who you’re callin’ ‘dinner lady’!”

“ oh, i am watching her. ” he stuck his tongue against his teeth——lifted a sardonic sort of eyebrow, then leaned back very slowly in his chair.

“ she’s you. ”

he dipped his head down a tiny bit, letting it spin partway around, the chair. his voice was very low, and——well, very sarky.

“ not that she’s——y’know, doing anything interesting. ” he sank down a little lower where he was sitting.

“ i’d rather be watching the bake off. actually——i’d rather be watching the junior bake off. ”

he jammed at his teeth with his tongue——and then, slowly, he started to grin.

“ oh——yeah, let that sink in. ”

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

if i don’t talk to myself who will

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     “ Excuse me, d’you mind? Don’t push me. ”

he elbowed on past her like he hadn’t heard her, except——well, he’d heard her, all right.

didn’t stop him acting like he hadn’t, though.

“ well——isn’t that wizard? ”

he squidged up his eyes, peering through the binoculars he was holding. then——after a moment, he handed them off to her, or——well, to sum it up more accurately, he shoved them into her hands.

“ you——take a look down there. ”

his upper lip curled a little, and he stuck his tongue on the backs of his teeth——then, slowly, he lifted his eyebrows.

“ so——where’s your boyfriend? not me, i mean——the other one. ” he shot a deadpan sort of look in her direction.

“ should send him in first. y’know——draw the fire. ”

[aboveblame]

people who think they can tell me what to do are sadly very mistaken

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     “ Okay—Mister Rude. ”

“ oh——oh, i’m rude? ”

he stuck his tongue on the backs of his teeth——lowered his head down a little, then swiveled about very sharply to look at her in his chair.

“ excuse me——mister rude. well——who’re you, then, miss manners? ”

he snorted——or made a sound that was something like it, then lifted his eyebrows up a tiny bit sarkily.

“ i’m joking. i mean——because you’re the missus, obviously. ”

he let his chair start to drift around again, but he didn’t take his eyes off of her.

“ don’t look at me like that. no, no, no——no, you started it. ”

[lovethathand]

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere​ asked:

|     “ Would you jus’ zip me up, please? ”

“ oh——yes, ma’am. my pleasure, absolutely. ”

he dug his tongue into his teeth——turned her around a bit suddenly, then went about doing the deed like she’d asked him.

“ might also be willing to unzip you——later, y’know, if that interests you. ”

he gave the zipper a sarky little yank once it came to the top of its track——lifted his eyebrows up a ways, then sort of——dipped his head down next to hers.

“ no extra charge. ”

[gullahch1ld]

If you ever saw me naked, you’re welcome.

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     She turned over a bit, still half asleep, really—letting out a vaguely frustrated breath. “ Could y’please stop kickin’ me? ” Frowning, she gave him a little shove.

“ mnf. ”

he smacked his lips a couple of times, then stretched a hand around to scratch at his chin a bit inelegantly——mumbling something unintelligible into his pillow.

“ axonite, very dangerous. you heard me——oi. ”

he started——then his eyes snapped open, and he rolled over very suddenly, taking her by the shoulders.

“ i was talking to somebody. ”

probably hadn’t been, actually, now he thought about it, but——he looked her dead in the eye anyway.

“ what’d you push me for? ”

[honigimohr]

personally i love making my life harder than it needs to be

[lovethathand]

@toleadmyselfhere asked:

|     “ Well, what a coincidence, ‘cause I think you’re bein’ a dick, so—takes one t’know one, I guess. "

“ oh, well——isn’t that something? ”

he stuck his tongue on his teeth——leaned in close to her, then drummed one digit after the other atop the tardis’s controls.

“ better not say that too loud, though, what with him, y’know——around. ”

he dipped his head down a bit, then lowered his voice and lifted his eyebrows——inclining his head slightly, and——well, sort of sarkily in the other man’s direction.

“ not sure he could take it after the week he’s had. i mean——look at him. ”

[dainty-darling]

*poses for the security camera*