Onyx 🧪

Father of 3 Malewife/Girl dad 30 y/o Ingo <3 All art belongs to @chachasliders (me) (His kids: Sterling, Cade & Faye) (Best friend: Monica (Mono))

[lovingfatherof3]

“ I’ve had my first proper redesign! Though, my creator hasn’t drawn it yet…

So here’s the new mini mii !! “ 🧪🤍

[monikamonoxide]

“ I love you!!! Not in the straight way or anything. :3 “

- Onyx

ewww GROSS its almost like your 2nd born looks like me mpreg man

[lovingfatherof3]

“ Well, you spat in the tube… so.. “

[lovingfatherof3]

“ Happy pride, everyone! Anyone want a kiss? Only during this month, though. “

…

“ (Preferably men, though… Mono is an exception..) “

[monikamonoxide]

lmfaooo im speciallll??? thankies professorrr <3

[lovingfatherof3]

“ Of course you are, Silly! I hate you sometimes, but you’re special to me. <3 “

[lovingfatherof3]

“ Happy pride, everyone! Anyone want a kiss? Only during this month, though. “

…

“ (Preferably men, though… Mono is an exception..) “

[lovingfatherof3]

I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS I WANT A KISS !!!!! CAN I GET A LIL SMOOCH!?

PLEASE PROFESSOR!!! PLEASE :3

(I mean this platonically guys trust :3)

“ Of course, Toby! A lil smooch, just for you! “

*smooooooch*

[lovingfatherof3]

PROFESSORRR I SAW SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT KISSES I WANT A KISSS PLEASAASSSEEE

Your favourite boi, mono

“ Okay, alright… C’mere. “

*smoooch*

[lovingfatherof3]

It’s pride month doctor that means you must kiss me

“ Who.. are you? I would consider it, but I do not kiss strangers. Or women.. “

[lovingfatherof3]

😛😛😛

Imma get ya (freaky style)

“ Oh, my! 🫣 “

[lovingfatherof3]

Time for the gay experiments professor

Happy pride

“ I have quite a few gay experiments, One of them is called Sterling <3. “

[sterlingsilcers]

…first of all. I’m bisexual second of all I AVE A BOYFRIEND IM STRAIGHTER THAN YOU

[lovingfatherof3]

“ I know, but Bisexual is still gay. Happy pride! “

[lovingfatherof3]

Time for the gay experiments professor

Happy pride

“ I have quite a few gay experiments, One of them is called Sterling <3. “

[lovingfatherof3]

It’s pride month, Onyx, you know what that means.

“ What… is that supposed to mean? 🥹 “

[lovingfatherof3]

happy pride month onyx :D

“ Happy pride month, Draigon!! :D “

[lovingfatherof3]

thoughts on the concept of subways or trains in general?

“ I think they’re great! Ingo talks about them frequently! “

[lovingfatherof3]

onyx ya ever met arceus?

“ Perhaps… “

[lovingfatherof3]

How many pickles can you shove up your ass

“ Why.. do you need to know that?… 😥 “

[vince-and-vulke-official]

The people want to know, Onyx.

[lovingfatherof3]

“ BUT WHY?… That’s, uh.. confidential information… “

[vince-and-vulke-official]

This implies that you have tried it before. Interesting.

[lovingfatherof3]

“ LISTEN… I never said i’ve tried… “

[lovingfatherof3]

but how many pickles for science, you like science right?

“ NOT PICKLE SCIENCE! “

[lovingfatherof3]

Pickle asker here, I need to know how many pickles to bring

“ WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? DON’T BRING PICKLES. IN FACT, STAY AWAY FROM ME. “