Pls tell me howq dumb and fat I look✨✨✨
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@drunksrupidpiggy
Pls tell me howq dumb and fat I look✨✨✨
Finally surrounding myself with the right kind of people who make sure I take my edibles and who r still wasted when I’m just staring my day. After all, friends r just role models to help u achieve ur goals!
Back to business as usual 😏😤
Will blow up for sure
Magnificent
GOOD PIGGY'S ARE ALWAYS COME BACK 🐷💘
ending tonight looking rounder than I ever have before… the constant encouragement I get is really going to make me so massive. y’all just make me want to keep eating and eating
As a breeding cow, you're going to have a big round belly most of the time, so you might aswell get used to it!
Get yourself nice and plump before getting knocked up, and then once you're pregnant, all the baby weight and hormones will do the rest of the work in turning you into a nice, thick breeder.
Herewe go again
Drinkinf soopwr fast
Oof lolok
I'm. Fe r also sp big andfrunjkk
How every girl should aspire to be
Thinking about taking a date out to bar hop just to give her all of my drinks and fill her up. Making her shirt ride up as her belly jiggles while she gets more bloated from all the booze.
Post bar hop look 😍
I wanna taste the liquor in your breath when kissing you in the morning.
I wanna watch you stumble out of the bedroom to get your first bottle of the day, watching your bare butt drunkenly sway and jiggle.
I wanna look into your glassy eyes as I kiss you goodbye, open bottle in hand.
I wanna get home from work to find you so drunk you can't even form words anymore. I wanna help you lift the fresh bottle I brought to your lips to keep your vision all blurry and spinny.
I wanna watch as you try to walk for me, as you slur your words beyond recognition, as you try to be sexy for me. And you are.
I wanna tell you how beautiful you are.
I wanna hold your head while you blow into the breathalyzer, curious if you reached a new BAC record today.
I wanna make love to you while you're slumped over, unable to keep your balance. Being such a good intox girl, that's the least I can do for you!
I wanna carry you to bed while you're barely able to process what's going on, a drunken smile on your blushed face.
I wanna kiss you good night.
And tomorrow I wanna do it all over again.
me and who?
Bimbo best friend goals 💓
My newest fantasy involves drunkenly reaching out to HDC projects and telling them I want to be their new model; they set up a time, figuring it’ll be more entertaining than anything else. I show up for my “interview” completely hammered and just slur and burp and show my tits off. They decide to hire me but only pay me in booze and drugs. I move, became their fattest drunk model and devolve into a life of pure hedonism, getting fatter and more addicted, just fucking and sucking and do whatever else my enablers bosses tell me to.
Gooon. Drug eat goon. Drug. Eat gooon drug. Eat