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10 pm?! Time to start being useful, don't worry human. Good morning Baltimoorrree! I wonder why Lily bumped up against me.... Hm, well, let's see how many problems I can analyze today. But first! An idea!

My Brain

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Are you SINGLE?

I prefer the word SOLO

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Introducing myself like:

I’m much cooler than you think.

I can eat a whole container of cheese puffs in five minutes.

People sing in the shower, but I do a whole performance.

I’ve manage to pass all of my classes with the minimum amount of work possible (that’s actually worthy of an applause).

Oh, and that reminds me. I have a twin sister who looks nothing like me and she is not at all and in any way more successful than I am.

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Walking into Tumblr like:

Ya’ll going down, I’m gonna light this place up

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One day you'll look back and remember that it all started with me.

Jayson Sonyette, The Best One ;)