[eizagonzlez]

[handsoffmydinosaur]

Fame

[lucy3421-deactivated20220808]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

[cosmicfunnies]

[pseudocoding]

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[gh0vlz-deactivated20221002-deac]

// Do you ever think of me at night //

[bellygangstaboo]

Why can’t everyone thinks like dis.

[ofthemoonandsea-deactivated2019]

Fuck nationality, support humanity

[biggbbrother21]

I can multitask

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[insanethiings]

Wanna do drugs?

[acidholic]

#1 trippy blog on tumblr! click here to follow

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you buy a digital album, you should get not only the music, but also a PDF version of the lyric book that comes with the physical copy.

[tamper]

[low-eyes-high-minds]

girl: come over

me: i cant

girl: i understand

me: i love you

[algernonmoncrieff]

I made him gay

[trainthief]

there was no stonewall in the batman universe because george clooney personally rendered it unnecessary 

[dovescape]

i love the wording because it implies that George Clooney personally altered the dc universe to make batman gay so now Batman is permanently and canonically gay

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: “Get a job or starve to death.”

Conservatives: “Quit demanding better pay. You voluntarily chose to work for them. If you feel like you’re being paid too little, you can just quit. No one threatened you with death if you didn’t work for them, especially not me just five seconds ago.”

[notparishilton]