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Russell: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Vinnie: Put spaghetti in it.

Russell: I’m currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Minka: Put spaghetti in it.

Russell: I’m currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Pepper: Put spaghetti in it.

Russell: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Pepper: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Russell: I do have a sense of humor you know

Pepper: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Russell: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Russell Ferguson please come to the front desk?

Russell, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Sunil and Vinnie*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Sunil and Vinnie simultaneously: We got lost :(

Russell: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Vinnie: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Russell does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Sunil: If Russell were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Russell jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Vinnie: YOU jump off a cliff!

Sunil: Gladly. Provided Russell did it first.

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Russell: Minka you gotta STOP with this jaywalking

Minka: Miss me with that gay shit

Russell: WHAT GAY SHIT? THE LAW??

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Russell: Time for plan G

Zoe: Don’t you mean plan B?

Russell: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Penny: What about plan D?

Russell: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Minka: What about plan E?

Russell: I’m hoping not to use it. Pepper dies in plan E

Sunil: I like plan E.

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Vinnie: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Pepper: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Zoe: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Minka: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Pepper: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Zoe: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Minka: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Russell, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Pepper: Care for another sundae, weenie?

Russell: I am not a weenie!

Penny: Relax, you’re among friends

Russell: My friends don’t hang out at Weenie Hut Jr’s.

Vinnie: You tell ‘em Rusty!

Russell: Vinnie, what are you doing here?

Vinnie: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

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Pepper: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Pepper: I became more evil if you’re curious

Penny: We’re still in quarantine, don’t worry, there’s time for a redemption arc still!

Pepper: I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Sunil and Vinnie (in unison): Here you go Russell! A nice hot cup of coffee!

Russell: It’s cold

Vinnie: A nice cup of coffee

Russell: Eugh! it’s horrible!

Sunil: Cup of coffee

Russell: Im not sure this even IS coffee

Vinnie: ……Cup

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Zoe: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

Penny: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Minka: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Pepper: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

Zoe: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Russell: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

Sunil: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Vinnie: smad.

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Zoe: I’m not sure I wanna do this, it sounds slimy and ugly

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Penny: Um, Zoe, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s family?

Zoe: We need money!

Penny: You’re scamming him?

Zoe: I was thinking more like flat out stealing from him

Penny: What?! No way!

Zoe: Why not? We already stole Minka!

Minka: Hey guys

Penny: No we didn’t. Minka can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Minka: I wanna steal