we're not kids anymore.
if i look back, i am lost
Today's Document
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Andulka
Jules of Nature
pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
NASA
izzy's playlists!
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home
roma★
sheepfilms
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@lridescentmoon
✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧
𝓐𝓑𝓞𝓤𝓣 𝓜𝓔 <𝟑
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆 - Jessica/Jess
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑨𝒈𝒆 - 22
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔 - She/Her
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 - Female
𝓞𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓢 <𝟑
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 - Reading, Writing (when i don’t have writers block), Talking, and collecting One Piece trading cards and figures!
࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔/𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 - Closed minded people and weirdos (if that’s you, shoo, go away!)
☪︎𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓯𝓸 -
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩*ੈ✩‧₊˚
✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧
just told shanks i was gonna eat his booty like groceries and he looked at me like this…
chat, am i cooked? 💔
Sigh…. shanks is so fine.
i’m gonna lick him from head to toe
So, i was reading something about Shanks and the person who posted it said something about him wearing pajama pants.
Which had me thinking…
“Pajama pants? Yeah, right.”
Which then lead me to my own conclusion.
The mf would NOT wear Pajamas.
Boxers? On a good day, maybe.
Butt ass naked? Absolutely.
He prefers to let that shit free.
Am i complaining?
Absolutely not.
Alright, so i’m making up scenarios of Shanks in my head, right?
But then i got to thinking…
What kind of vehicle would Shanks drive in modern times?
I’m thinking maybe a truck? kinda like a Ford F-150 King Ranch. But at the same time, i’m thinking, nah, that’s just the texan in me.
So, i’m genuinely just stuck on this question.
What do you guys think?
Shanks’ Social Media #4!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜
he tweeted this before we got married btw. and yes, i do hit him with a pot…
cw: nothing
there would be no amount of “girl stand up”’s that would get me away from shanks.
i will not fumble this bag. JUST LOOK AT HIM!
if you hear me saying “at least he knows where home is…” MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!
Shanks’ Social Media #3!! ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა
lmfaoo ngl, i feel like this is the type of shit he’d tell you after sex.
cw: sexual themes (but not really.)
Shanks’ Social Media #2!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)
hehe, i like to think of him as a protective but laid back lover. sighhhh, i miss my man…
cw: threat of violence (but jokingly, until it isn’t, lol)
Shanks’ Social Media #1!! ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)
hehe, i moved up. i’m making smau’s now 😝 (if anyone made this already. i’m so sorry, lmk and ill take it down. all love here <3)
cw: mentions of alcohol
Shanks’ Masterlist
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
Incorrect Quotes:
𓊝 - Edibles 🍃
𓊝 - Elaborate Ideas
𓊝 - Spirit Board 👻
𓊝 - Honey 🍯
𓊝 - Spider
𓊝 - Not gonna happen
𓊝 - Guess who?
𓊝 - Fat chance
𓊝 - TV
Shanks’ Social Media:
𓊝 - Slutty drunk
𓊝 - Jawbreaker
𓊝 - Pervert
𓊝 - Hit me with a pot
Fics:
𓊝 - Leaving (Angst)
Incorrect Shanks quotes #9!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)
cw: swearing
Y/n: *Screaming at the tv* NO, DON’T WALK DOWN THERE YOU STUPID BITCH!!
Shanks: *Walks in the room.* What are you watching that’s got you screaming at the tv?
Y/n: [Jokingly] Our wedding video.
Shanks: *Puts his hand over his heart dramatically* Oh, you hurt me, love. I’m not that bad.
Y/n: Nope, you’re worse.
Incorrect Shanks quotes #8!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
cw: nothing, just y/n being a bit… dumb.
Y/n: [Leaning on a wall, trying to act smooth.] You, me and a romantic stroll on a beach, now.
Shanks: *Scoffs* You, me, fat chance.
Y/n:*Gasps* I HAVE A CHANCE?! AND ITS FAT?!
Shanks: *face palms.*
Incorrect Shanks quotes #7!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
cw: nothing, just innocent fun!
Y/n: *Surprises Shanks from behind and covers his eyes.* Guess whooo?
Shanks: Umm… it’s you, of course!
Y/n: And who exactly is “You”?
Shanks: The best person in the world?
Y/n: Okay, you can stop joking. Who am i?
Shanks: *Stays quiet, unsure of what name to pick.*
Y/n: Shanks!
Shanks: Sorry, i… dozed off. I’ve been so tired lately, have you been tired lately?
Y/n: Stop trying to change the subject, just say who i am.
Shanks: Fine! I know it’s you, Benn.
Y/n: Alright, jackass. I don’t even sound like him. *Uncovers his eyes and smacks him on the head.*
Shanks: *Rubbing his head.* I was joking!
Incorrect Shanks quotes #6!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
cw: swearing and Y/n lowkey rage baiting Shanks.
side note: this one’s gonna be in spanglish.
Y/n: Shanks, lemme see tha-
Shanks: *Looks at Y/n and crosses his arms.* You keep telling me “give me a pepino reveal.” Not gonna happen. You keep asking for a nalgas reveal. Not gonna happen. And stop telling me if you can braid my culito hairs. ‘Cause first of all, i don’t have culito hairs, okay?
Y/n: *holding in a laugh.* they’re red, right?
Shanks: Y/N!! SWAB THE DECK, NOW!!
Incorrect Shanks quotes #5!! >ᴗ<
cw: swearing and mentions of a spider… and getting chased with it >:D
Y/n: *Screaming* SHANKS! SHANKS!
Shanks: *Runs in, in a panic.* WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT’S WRONG?!
Y/n: THERE’S A SPIDER, KILL IT!! *points at the corner where the spider is.*
Shanks: *Looks at the spider and raises an eyebrow.* You’re scared of THAT little spider?
Y/n: umm… no, no. i’m not, i just-
Shanks: So you wouldn’t mind if i.. *Picks it up and walks towards Y/n.*
Y/n: *Starts backing up.* Oh fuck- BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP!! *
Shanks: *Holding back his laugh.* What are you about to do?
Y/n: *Runs away.*
Shanks: *Runs after Y/n, spider in hand.* Oh, come on, Y/n! I thought you said you weren’t scared!
Y/n: *Screams* LEAVE ME ALONE!!
