Shakky

*Hannah Montana Theme song* Shanks’ Wife (and #1 glazer) 23 (MDNI!) 🇲🇽

[lridescentmoon]

✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧

𝓐𝓑𝓞𝓤𝓣 𝓜𝓔 <𝟑

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆 - Shakky

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑨𝒈𝒆 - 23

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔 - She/Her

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 - Female

𝓞𝓣𝓗𝓔𝓡𝓢 <𝟑

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 - Reading, Writing (when i don’t have writers block), Talking, and collecting One Piece trading cards and figures!

࣪ ִֶָ☾.𝑫𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔/𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 - Closed minded people and weirdos (if that’s you, shoo, go away!)

☪︎𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓯𝓸 -

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩*ੈ✩‧₊˚

✩₊˚.⋆☾𓃦☽⋆⁺₊✧

[dreolinn]

thinking about them a lot lately

[lridescentmoon]

RAHHHHHHHAHAJAJAJZZ MISHANKS

[lridescentmoon]

HOLYYYYY

SHITTTTTTTT.

I’M ABOUT TO BUST THE FATTEST FUCKING NUT EVER

[lridescentmoon]

HIGHKEY want shanks to flash those titties at me

[manofbeskar]

[lridescentmoon]

just told shanks i was gonna eat his booty like groceries and he looked at me like this…

chat, am i cooked? 💔

[lridescentmoon]

Sigh…. shanks is so fine.

i’m gonna lick him from head to toe

[lridescentmoon]

So, i was reading something about Shanks and the person who posted it said something about him wearing pajama pants.

Which had me thinking…

“Pajama pants? Yeah, right.”

Which then lead me to my own conclusion.

The mf would NOT wear Pajamas.

Boxers? On a good day, maybe.

Butt ass naked? Absolutely.

He prefers to let that shit free.

Am i complaining?

Absolutely not.

[lridescentmoon]

Alright, so i’m making up scenarios of Shanks in my head, right?

But then i got to thinking…

What kind of vehicle would Shanks drive in modern times?

I’m thinking maybe a truck? kinda like a Ford F-150 King Ranch. But at the same time, i’m thinking, nah, that’s just the texan in me.

So, i’m genuinely just stuck on this question.

What do you guys think?

[lridescentmoon]

Shanks’ Social Media #4!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

he tweeted this before we got married btw. and yes, i do hit him with a pot…

cw: nothing

[lridescentmoon]

there would be no amount of “girl stand up”’s that would get me away from shanks.

i will not fumble this bag. JUST LOOK AT HIM!

if you hear me saying “at least he knows where home is…” MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!

[lridescentmoon]

Shanks’ Social Media #3!! ૮꒰ ྀི >⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

lmfaoo ngl, i feel like this is the type of shit he’d tell you after sex.

cw: sexual themes (but not really.)

[lridescentmoon]

Shanks’ Social Media #2!! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)

hehe, i like to think of him as a protective but laid back lover. sighhhh, i miss my man…

cw: threat of violence (but jokingly, until it isn’t, lol)

[lridescentmoon]

Shanks’ Social Media #1!! ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

hehe, i moved up. i’m making smau’s now 😝 (if anyone made this already. i’m so sorry, lmk and ill take it down. all love here <3)

cw: mentions of alcohol

[lridescentmoon]

Shanks’ Masterlist

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

Incorrect Quotes:

𓊝 - Edibles 🍃

𓊝 - Elaborate Ideas

𓊝 - Spirit Board 👻

𓊝 - Honey 🍯

𓊝 - Spider

𓊝 - Not gonna happen

𓊝 - Guess who?

𓊝 - Fat chance

𓊝 - TV

Shanks’ Social Media:

𓊝 - Slutty drunk

𓊝 - Jawbreaker

𓊝 - Pervert

𓊝 - Hit me with a pot

Fics:

𓊝 - Leaving (Angst)

[lridescentmoon]

Incorrect Shanks quotes #9!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

cw: swearing

Y/n: *Screaming at the tv* NO, DON’T WALK DOWN THERE YOU STUPID BITCH!!

Shanks: *Walks in the room.* What are you watching that’s got you screaming at the tv?

Y/n: [Jokingly] Our wedding video.

Shanks: *Puts his hand over his heart dramatically* Oh, you hurt me, love. I’m not that bad.

Y/n: Nope, you’re worse.

[lridescentmoon]

Incorrect Shanks quotes #8!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

cw: nothing, just y/n being a bit… dumb.

Y/n: [Leaning on a wall, trying to act smooth.] You, me and a romantic stroll on a beach, now.

Shanks: *Scoffs* You, me, fat chance.

Y/n:*Gasps* I HAVE A CHANCE?! AND ITS FAT?!

Shanks: *face palms.*