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[icarus-is-lost]

I absolutely love that Kaladin has parents. Like yes, he still has to deal with his dad going “all right mr glowy. Tell me again why you arent a surgeon”, and he gets to mope like the 20 year old teenager he is

[natavinsmoke06]

What's that tattoo on my forehead? Oh glad you asked. Have you heard about The Stormlight Archive? And our herald and savoir Kaldin Stormblessed ?

[backtraf]

Kaladin getting so giddy because he gets to tell Navani that her son is safe and in a place no assassin would think to look. Meanwhile Elhokar is having the worst time of his life because an angry Herdazian woman is yelling at him for not eating his food.

[thefrontofnuthing]

I’m really liking Stormlight archive so far but the juxtaposition is killing me

Shallan: I need to impress Jasnah to save my family!!! I’m going to draw pictures and show her my tenacity!

Kaladin: death bridge.

[mira-marbles]

Kaladin as a stoneward I call that surge Tiension

[mizeress]

I've been slowly infiltrating my way into the cosmere community. Soon enough, I'll have collected enough influence to gather them all together and take down god himself. But I must bide my time. They can't know I'm important. Not yet.

There is more work to be done...

[confused-stars]

can I have dibs on Autonomy if we do this? i think i could be so cool and sexy with it

[mizeress]

Well, we might have to figure out a way to divvy them out fairly lest we run into some arguments, but we'll see what we can do.

Let the record show that you have first dibs on Autonomy.

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wait, we're talking shards here. I completely misunderstood. Has anyone taken Preservation yet? And I think @mageglassess has prior dibs on Whimsy :)

[burrbeast]

Heyy can I be Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

on second thought i don't like where this is going

[burrbeast]

How could you ever say that about your lovely friend becoming Ruin? :)

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

......getting deja vu😨

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

could i possibly be honour, i would say id be better than tanavast but the bar would be a tripping hazard in hell so… 🤷‍♀️

[mysticotta]

Me: oh I’ll fall asleep to Wind and Truth, such a good book

Also my internal monologue during the entire prologue: bitch fuck you fuck you I hate you you’re going to die and be forgotten by everybody I hate you

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[ezrasarm]

[king-of-oreo]

UM OBVIOUSLY

I do that all the time

[punkenglishnerd]

Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

[satans-classics]

Pretentious asshole is OUT! Pretentious Sweetheart is IN! Wearing dapper clothes and holding the door open for others makes you feel COOL AS H*CK! Glance up from your hefty books to give a stranger a smile!! Quote literature to inspire others! Be presumptuous in the way that you presume that everyone needs their day to be a little brighter!!!

[representationthirst]

Administration showed us this tweet on day one of grad school and boy did it hit home

[biglawbear]

“distinguished yourself by being kind” is my literal life motto at work, holy shit

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

renarin and elend core <333

[stephdefenderuntilidie]

I feel like we need a moment of appreciation for Kelsier's instinctive reaction to meeting gods in secret history being to deck them in the face

[backtraf]

I just need to say, if Kaladin had not extended his trust and subsequently Dalinar had not extended his own as well to Rlain, that scene on the planes when they were marching to Narak would have turned out very differently.

Rlain would have definitely still found this new stormform terrifying, but maybe he would have gone with it anyway because humans only hurt his people. But because Kaladin said he was bridge four, said he was his brother, and was trusted enough to be given a spear and guard, he decided that what his people were becoming was worth fighting against.

I am emotional over him

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

Just you wait… it gets SO much more emotional

[confused-stars]

i'm emotional about Spook and Kelsier again today

"You want to be like me? Really like me? Then fight when you are beaten!"

"I named you, Spook. You were my friend. Isn't that enough?"

"I'm sorry for what you have to do, Survivor."

in conclusion, Kelsier has two children. a daughter and a son.

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

Spook is criminally underrated hes such a good character i love how hes written

[mageglassess]

Shakadolin at any given moment

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

Best part is we dont know which pairing you mean😭

Like obviously shadolin have had their moments while our boy has been suffering but can we take a moment for kadolin and the fact that they are ALWAYS doing shi when shallan is suffering

[echoingcave]

Kaladin's traits:

7-letter name

Name starts with K, 3rd letter in name is L

3 vowels in name, with 1 i and the other two being the same vowel

Always survives

Associated with scars

Associated with spears

Sentenced to death, but it didn't work

Is a Cognitive Shadow

Is a religious figure (even if no one knows it yet)

Punched the guy that ruined his life in the face (Roshone)

Kelsier's traits:

7-letter name

Name starts with K, 3rd letter in name is L

3 vowels in name, with 1 i and the other two being the same vowel

Always survives (or so he claims)

Associated with scars

Associated with spears

Sentenced to death, but it didn't work (the first time)

Is a Cognitive Shadow

Is a religious figure

Punched the guy(s) that ruined his life in the face

I would swear that these two are the same person if it weren't for the difference in personality being so large

[remlinxd]

I can’t even write a caption for this one…

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[lazulir]

Hello, my old heart

WaT spoiler:

Kadolin a few thousand years later since my boy is immortal now 🚶

[lrkshyejdyeuehsh]

whos cutting onions 😭😭😭