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Nightblood: hey don’t freak out, i know u can hear my voice in ur head it’s all good just listen to me okay im trying to read someone else’s mind in this room but Colours if ur thoughts aren’t so loud that i genuinely cant hear anything else so im gonna need u to just think about nothing for a bit okay

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Vivenna: How do you want your coffee?

Vasha: Black, like my soul.

Vivenna:

Vivenna: My love, your soul is a latte.

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Adolin: Jasnah was seen leaving Wit’s rooms early morning in the same clothes she was wearing last night!

Kaladin: which could -

Renarin: mean nothing!

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Shallan: I feel so bad whenever my friends check up on me like babe I am not good but don’t you worry about that

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Vasha: Happy No Knowledge November! I simply do not want to know anymore! I’ve thought enough! I do not think, therefore I do not am.

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Vivenna’s internal narrative after speaking with Vasha: it was a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Kaladin: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I fought crime with.

Shallan: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I committed crimes with.

Jasnah: I wish I had a super tight group of criminals that I knitted with.

Renarin: I wish I had a group of friends.

Adolin: I wish I could knit.

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Kaladin: There’s nothing better than flying.

Lopen: bridge 4 flying.

Kaladin: You’re right. I’ve been such a fool.

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Siri: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit and dragonfruit.

Siri: Fruits that do live up to their names?

Siri: Orange.

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Lin: humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was more sensitive and refined than this.

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Blushweaver: I’m a mature person I apologise when I’m wrong unlike sooooome people

Lightsong: I’ve never seen you apologise though?

Blushweaver: I’m never wrong.

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Dalinar: don’t let anyone talk you out of getting your 1st Radiant. Those 3 Radiants will be most amazing 10 Radiants you ever had.

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Lightsong: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Llarimar:

Lightsong:

Llarimar: Returned don’t get hangovers, your grace.

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Shallan: oh no you don’t want to be friends with me I’m a handful

Adolin, excitedly: I have two hands!

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Hoid: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Hoid: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Jasnah: why did we finish writing the bible? I have something I wanna add in there

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Shallan: I walked past a group of students summoning a demon… creepy

Kaladin: did it not bother you that you showed up right at that moment