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Shallan: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Kaladin: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Adolin: some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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Adolin: why is Shallan toxic?

Kaladin: well she attempted murder and jumped someone in the club

Adolin: okay and how is that toxic?

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Renarin: you realise that kidnapping Kaladin may be considered a crime?

Adolin: show me the source

Renarin: [big scroll entitled ‘why kidnapping free men is wrong]

Adolin: I’m not reading all that

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Kaladin: taking a mental health break to focus on my superhero career

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Shallan: If you hate me so much, how come you have a picture of me on your wall?

Kaladin, lying: Dart board.

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Cardan: I love when Jude nerds out about her passions because now I’m learning something AND watching her whole face light up? elite combo.

Oak: Jude’s passions are killing and politics…

Cardan: elite. combo.

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Shallan: hi not to be weird but are you one of the people who hate me?

Kaladin: omg hi !! Not weird at all. Yes I am <3

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Shallan: whatever happens happens but sometimes it would be nice if it didn’t happen

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Pattern: fortune favours the weird little creature?

Shallan:

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Adolin, high on painkillers: I could a fight a goose.

Shallan, also high on painkillers: No, no. That's exactly what the goose wants you to think.

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Adolin: Why are we sitting in the dark again?

Shallan: The lamp was being too loud.

Adolin: Fair.

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Cardan: whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

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Kelsier: like it’s MY fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill

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Jasnah: I’m forgetting something…

Kaladin: morals, probably?

Jasnah: no, something important

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Kaladin: And when the smoke cleares... Wait, whats this?

Rock: That's my horneater stew stand.

Kal: Umm... no Rock. We won't be needing that.

Rock: Trust me, airsick lowlander. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, okay?

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Shallan, Google search: how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

Shallan: home blood stain removal carpet

Shallan: home blood stain removal dress

Shallan: modest human anatomy modest I said !!!

Shallan: how to dispose of body at home