Oh yes, I know, I've been awfully absent. Even those who are incredibly interested in gossip can get... distracted by certain things.
Either way, I'm back, fully and completely and hungry for some rumours and feeling the need to give some opinions. (I can give you one already, and that is on pigtails. Don't do them. They're disgusting.)
So shoot me some messages, or even a good, old confession!
Oh, and BIG NEWS! As the year is nearly ending and to make up for my awful absence (I know you missed me), I've decided to give you some power, to allow you to give your opinions. Golly gee, aren't I generous?
What I need each and everyone of you to do, is to fill out the form that shall follow and submit it to me. Please do try to be as diverse as possible, and while voting for the same person a few times is not forbidden, I encourage you to try and include as many people as possible.
Best Butt: [ name ]
Worst Body Odor: [ name ]
Most Likely to End Up in Azkaban: [ name ]
Best Nose-Picker: [ name ]
Most Likely to Make Out With a Hot-Dog: [ name ]
Most Annoying: [ name ]
Would Want To See Naked: [ name ]
Most Likely to End Up With McGonagall In Bed On A Drunk Night: [ name ]
Most Likely To Puke First At A Party: [ name ]
Biggest Drama King/Queen: [ name ]
Most Likely to Befriend The Giant Squid: [ name ]
Probably Still Sleeps With A Stuffed Animal: [ name ]
Has The Ability to Be More Boring Than Binns: [ name ]
Most Likely to Sleep Through an Earthquake: [ name ]
Best Hair: [ name ]
Most Likely to Be Minister: [ name ]
Best at Singing Out of Tune: [ name ]
Most Likely to Die Falling Off a Broom: [ name ]
Most Likely to Have a Deep Conversation With Themselves: [ name ]
Most Likely to Publish an Erotic Novel: [ name ]
Most Likely to Pee on Someone: [ name ]
Most Likely to Dye Their Hair Pink: [ name ]
Best Legs: [ name ]
Most Likely to Die Alone With Cats: [ name ]
Weirderst: [ name ]
Biggest Loser: [ name ]
Most Likely to Stalk Their Ex: [ name ]
Most Likely to Literally Fight a Bear: [ name ]
[ Please keep in mind these questions have to be answered IN CHARACTER and so if you have multiple characters, we ask you to submit this form multiple times ]