[osmanthusoolong]

[fairycosmos]

starting to think i’m unfit for human relationships all together. laugh out loud

[podencos]

I’m too lazy for dating. Why can’t someone materialize out of nowhere and agree that we should spend the rest of our lives together

[deviika]

Cassandra Clare

[theocseason4]

Me

[girlrose]

the only place i feel i belong is in my BEDROOM on my BED

[funnytwittertweets]

[mayothompson]

Damn babygirl your worldview is relentlessly negative and terrifying

[bertharussellgf]

it’s the price we pay for being sexy as fuck

[ultra-radfem]

you are all annoying as fuck

[bisexual-slime]

our migraines are caused by these people right here

[senatortedcruz]

me at work

[li4r]

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

[world-of-cats]

[lesbiantiana]

this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

[glowcowboy]

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

[aurpiment]

Why would this be unsettling I don’t get it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hey yeah... you ever notice how asteroids only ever land in those big holes

[kaizaed]

Super weird how serial killers only ever target murder victims

[wizardpotions]

hey im brewing a potion of tastes bad and fucking kills you, anyone want some?

[roach-works]

prehistoric women inventing beer

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead