Behind the bar.

Lucas Whitton. 24. Aspiring Bar Owner. 

[lucas-whitton]

Finishing off lucas’ replies in the morning + making a starter for Noah. Hit me up if you want to plot! 

[lucas-whitton]

fckjamie:

“A moustache and a riffle, that’s all I need to make this work. You should be a director or something” they replied with a smirk. “It does, you can never get bored and you always have a story to tell. Think of the children, I’m sure everyone here has great bedtime stories. Oh, I could never! Naked Cowboy Man is a national treasure, No one could steal his thunder. But he can definitely be part of my one-woman mob.”

"I feel like I couldn't take you seriously without the facial hair.” Lucas chuckled at them, "it's just a pity that so many of my stories are about drunk tourists. They're really not as wild as they think they are." Lucas shrugged, "-see, I feel like you're just a Naked Cowboy groupie in disguise. How is he supposed to view you as a colleague and an equal if you’re secretly a massive fan?"

[lucas-whitton]

Text to (Anyone)

Axel: blue? yes. cheddar? no. gouda?? see that one's a maybe. but why would you want to eat cheese that tastes like a damn foot before bed anyway?

Lucas: a lot of alcohol may have also been consumed...

Lucas: I have no idea what happened last night.

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Text to ARIELLE ✿✿

Arielle: perhaps, i mean there is always the evil step mother, i'd prefer ned flanders & squidward to that !!

Lucas: That's so true. I feel like they'd be alright Dads - if not a little dysfunctional.

[lucas-whitton]

Text to remy

remy: but they are guaranteed to put you to bed on a good note...fucked dreams sure, but hey at least you slept right?

Lucas: It was hardly restful

Lucas: you try getting back to sleep wondering if you're the son of ned flanders

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phoenixodonnell:

“Well, at least it’s somehow useful for you then. I mean, scares people off and shit and all kinds of stuff can happen at bars. But what’s it good for me? Nothing. And what’s nachos without guac? Nothing. Guacamole is truly a blessing from god.”

"Guac MAKES Nachos what they are. It's a beautiful marriage indeed." Lucas chuckled, "the state of this country may be going down the toilet, but I know that with guacamole there will always be some good in the world."

[vivarp-gossip]

I dont know if Evie and Lucas are heading into dangerous waters. Surely they are ex's for a reason

isn’t our babygirl evie always falling for someone she’s not supposed to?? seriously seems like this is a recurring theme in her life. although this time it’s looking like lucas is slathering on the charms; maybe he’s serious about wanting to do everything right this time? i can’t wait to see how this plays out!!

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[lucas-whitton]

Text to ARIELLE ✿✿

Arielle: that is an odd combination.

Arielle: some dreams mean a lot of things, others less.

Arielle: perhaps too much sugar && cartoons before bed, hmm ??

Lucas: I feel like there could be worse cartoon parents. I feel like they'd balance each other out.

Lucas: I feel like you're right

[lucas-whitton]

Text to Skyler

Skyler: That you watch too much tv before going to bed?

Skyler: Maybe it's something you ate, I heard that can be the cause too

Lucas: I'm starting to consider whether sugary cereal before bed was a good idea

[lucas-whitton]

evangelinerowe:

Evangeline knew it was going to be better for them to talk about things, to not rush into things. A lot had gone on, both when they were together, and since. They really did need to talk about things. She knew it would be better in the long run for them to do this. But part of her did not want to do it. Because she just wanted to kiss him. She knew this would be better though. Evie was sure she’d never seen Lucas look nervous before. Maybe she had, but she couldn’t remember. She didn’t want him to be nervous. He didn’t need to be nervous. He knew her, maybe not as well as used to, but he knew her. He didn’t need to be nervous about anything in regards to her. “Define slow…” Evie murmured, trying to lighten the mood. She wasn’t very good at slow, but she wanted things to work out with time. She wanted to be happy, for them to be happy, and if that meant slow then she could do that. “It sounds good….” She murmured with a smile. “I’d love to go on a date with you”

Lucas wanted to do this right. It was important to him. He raked a hand through his hair, chuckling quietly. "Slow as in you let me take your out to dinner, bring your flowers - the whole nine yards." He wasn't nervous about Evie herself, but that they'd rush into something when they had all the time in the world. Lucas knew that he wanted to be with her, more than anything- "I want to be with you... but i don't want to screw this up/ I want to do it properly this time," he explained, not wanting her to think that he wasn't interested. His fingers moved to entwine with hers, leaning in to kiss her again. unable to help himself. "How about tomorrow night? I could pick you up around eight?"

[lucas-whitton]

Text: Annabelle

Annabelle: Huh.... That's.. weird. His name was Edward too. Coincidence much.

Lucas: Eh, maybe. Edward is pretty common.

Lucas: I'm not too sure where my middle name came from. I think it was some old friend of my mothers.

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Text to (Anyone)

Angelica: Do you want the scientific response or the philosophical one? Dr. Freud had a lot of interesting takes on dreams and sexuality.

Angelica: Or maybe you just need to stop watching cartoons at night.

Lucas: both sound like feasible options.

Lucas: but I'm struggling to see which is less embarrassing?

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fckjamie:

“Oh, no rodeo. I just want to confuse the fuck out of people. But also, I’ve been listening non-stop to Daddy Lessons by Beyonce? So maybe I’ll start a one-woman flashmob to it and I need the right attire” they shrugged, smirking. “I know, I love it. Even if I’m a weirdo, I’m not the weirdest weirdo in town and honestly, what else could you want from a city, right?” 

"I really feel like you could set the whole thing off with a great moustache." Lucas chuckled, shrugging his shoulders. "It really makes for an interesting time of it, doesn't it? For a moment I was worried you were trying to steal the thunder of that naked cowboy who frequents the south end of the strip."

[lucas-whitton]

Text to (Anyone)

remy: i've never been good with that whole deciphering shit but i will say of all people why would your mind conjure up that?

Lucas: I honestly have no idea

Lucas: I think I need to stop watching cartoons before bed

[lucas-whitton]

Text to (Anyone)

Alexander: Some people say it's what you unconsciousness wants.

Alexander: So, that basically means you WANT to be the love kid of Squidward and Ned Flanders.

Lucas: The older i get , the more i feel like squidward and i are connected on an emotional level

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phoenixodonnell:

“I can honestly say that it’s not the first time I’m hearing of this. Usually people get the ‘why do you look so angry, what’s wrong’ type of questions? I get the kind of questions that ask me if I need a hug or a napkin. I’d honestly rather look angry than sad any time. But yes, the nachos did almost make me tear up.”

"I feel that. If I had a dollar everyone confused my resting face for anger I wouldn't be working in a bar." Lucas chuckled, shaking his head. "Nachos really do make me tear up too - especially when guac is involved."