Some random stuff for my murdermedia/radiostaticAU, in which Vincent and Alastor knew eachother during their lifetime and then became cannibal sinners upon arriving in hell. Together with Rosie theyre pretty much one of the strongest forces in hell and rule over cannibal town together. I feel like this is my one AU where these two are actually about as happy together as their toxic asses could be!
(Or: just my way of keeping their murdermedia dynamic in hell because i love them! Like, they would be so different from their canon versions!)
Officially so rabid about this idea that it's breaking out of Discord containment
So, for your consideration: HimboPet!VincentWhittman and VampireOwner!Alastor.
Murdermedia/Crimewatch because it's me so of course it is. In this AU Al isn't really a "vampire" per se, like he can't shapeshift and he doesn't have a lot of the weaknesses or super strengths, but he does have to feed on people to stay youthful. Essentially his deal with Rosie just changes so instead of being strong in Hell he can just keep having fun on earth.
It's the 50s and Vincent is in his "network owner" era. His hair is greying, his wrinkles are deepening and he can feel the time he has left slipping away. Then, he hears rumour spread about a radio host in the south who looks like he's been twenty for like, thirty years? Robert Johnson-esque conspiracies arise and Vincent is hooked. Luckily he doesn't have to make quite as many on-screen appearances to hold power as he did in his hosting days, which gives him an opportunity to take some time off (shocking the whole company) and fly his pretty ass down to New Orleans.
It doesn't take long for Vincent to ask around and find out the place Alastor does his show. To the surprise of his producers, Alastor does agree to Vincent's proposal of an interview, under two conditions: there is to be no audio/video recording equipment present, and it has to be conducted at his house. Alone. ha ha get it interview with a vampire ha ha
Vincent follows Alastor's car to a humble little abode, albeit a slightly rundown one -- the house is just a front. They get out of their cars and Alastor leads him inside, but not before covering his mouth with a rag. When Vincent awakes, he's been restrained to a chair in a log cabin soaked in gore from floor to ceiling, the smell of rotting flesh and bodies entering rigor mortis instantly flooding his nose. Alastor walks into his frame of vision, stooping to his height with a silent smile.
"Please... please don't kill me. I won't tell anyone about this, I just wanted to ask about--"
"I know. If I wanted you dead, I'd have just done it back at the house."
"Wait, what?"
Alastor didn't watch television (stupid noisy picturebox yes yes we all know this), but word about Vincent still got around through the paper, and being a killer himself, he put the pieces together with ease. He was sort of shocked that Vincent had made it so brazenly obvious that the cops hadn't looked into it, but successful white man in the 50s so what could ya do. Regardless, in addition to figuring out who was responsible for the murder, he'd figured out the motive, too: a desire for eternal fame. Of course he'd seek out Rosie, too, but Alastor likes his little deal quite exclusive, so he makes his own deal with Vincent.
He'll let Vincent in on his deal, BUT, Alastor's gonna need a little something in return. What he needs is a subordinate to carry out his dirty work for him, so he can get more offerings for "The Dame" (how Al refers to Rosie). And just to make sure Vincent doesn't get any ideas of overpowering him, Al's gonna make sure he knows his place.
Yeah he collars him. You read the pitch you knew where this was going. He doesn't have to wear it when he goes to do his little TV show, but as long as he's under Alastor's watch and command, the collar stays on. A reminder of how he can make the God of Entertainment fall to his knees. Al doesn't see this as a sexual thing, but it completely awakens something in Vincent, who takes to it instantly.
Vincent's ventures back to Baltimore lessen the happier he becomes with this new way of life, helping Alastor continue to reap for this "Dame" he speaks so highly of. Alastor also puts him on a strict diet and workout routine, which ends up defining Vincent's muscles beautifully. And it's in this he realizes... his fame was never going to make him happy. But this? Being praised personally for how well he's killing, having his body doted over and adored, being called Al's "good boy"? It's an awakening. And for once... Vincent is happy.
(I'll do the part 2 where I explain how Pentious is worked into this)
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