Hi, I'm Luca...

Not being funny, not nice, not cute, just kinda existing

[vaschenko-chao]

Alex Rider book blurbs

[alexrideraddict]

Stormbreaker: MI6 blackmail Alex into going on a mission by threatening to deport Jack

Point Blank: MI6 blackmail Alex into going on a mission by threatening to put him in juvie after he dropped a barge into a conference centre

Skeleton Key: MI6 loan Alex out to the CIA to protect him from the Chinese triads

Eagle Strike: Alex believes there's something fishy about a pop singer but MI6 don't believe him

Scorpia: Alex decides to become an assassin

Ark Angel: Alex goes on holiday and his host turns out to be planning mass destruction

Snakehead: ASIS convince Alex to agree to go on a mission with his godfather so that he can find out more about his parents

Crocodile Tears: Alex is kidnapped after being blackmailed by MI6 to hack into a biotech company on a school excursion

Scorpia Rising: MI6 send Alex on a mission to Egypt for his apparent safety after organising a shooting on his school, in which his best friend is injured

Never Say Die: where is Jack

[doublesurnothing]

wolf: i’m not doing so well

wolf: i have this headache that comes and goes

eagle: *walks into the room*

wolf: oh look there it is again.

[lucathefan]

Last Mishapocalypse with supernatural still running and maybe last Mishapocalypse ever because I'm not sure if the world will survive 2020

[1of1suh]

[deanwithhisimpala]

My favorite superhero!

[searbe]

[97071-1]

Tumblr today

Honestly I had no idea this was going down today but I'm 10000% with it

[lucathefan]

Honestly I was looking forward to it since last april

[97071-1]

Tumblr today

Honestly I had no idea this was going down today but I'm 10000% with it

[searbe]

Mishapocalypse be like:

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[saintlaurentcalum]

i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.

[jaskiersbeloved]

Also can we talk about how Tony and Steve have exactly one (1) braincell that they share? Because when they are separated…

Howard: What’s your name?

Tony, blanking out: Howard

Steve, introducing himself: Captain Stevens (and your first name must be Roger, huh?)

Me: *throws hands and does the hula*

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

feelings suck i wish i was a bagel

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Never Say Die, A Summary:

Alex: *almost dies in Egypt. AGAIN.*

*almost dies in France*

*almost dies in a slightly different part of France*

*almost dies in England*

*almost dies in a slightly different part of England*

Mrs Jones: This is fine. Let’s do it again.

[vaschenko-chao]

It looks like Eagle and Snake will be female y’all

Source: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6964748/

[lucathefan]

Meh, not sure if I'm happy about it

[alexriderisasockdrawer]

I reiterate, K-Unit is the gay agenda. if half of them were women they would just be the gay/lesbian solidarity power squad of the millennium.

[andrew-buchan-fansite]

Andrew’s role in the upcoming Alex Rider eight-part tv series was announced today. 

He will be Ian Rider: Alex’s detached uncle and reluctant guardian…. who has spent his life as a MI6 field agent, and, who has been relentlessly training Alex since childhood and preparing him for the threatening world of espionage.

The series is based on Anthony Horowitz’s Point Blanc and set in London and the French Alps, where the Point Blanc academy is remotely situated. All the students at Point Blanc are troubled teenagers whose parents run successful global businesses, and have found themselves as outsiders due to their upbringing.

Alex Rider will be played by Otto Farrant - most recently seen in Mrs Wilson and War and Peace.

The cast also includes some of Andrew’s previous co-actors: Vicky McClure -  from Broadchurch s1, Ace Bhatti from The Fixer s2 and Nyasha Hatendi from Garrow’s Law s3.

So….. not exactly James Bond - but very much On Her Majesty’s Secret Service!