you're like a ninja. a really, really bad one

multifandom blog with trashy home-made memes on the side sometimes • I mostly post about Alex Rider, who is also in my header (credit: emziess) and icon image in case you were wondering • main blog: green-acorn; Tolkien blog: tuilinn

[professorsparklepants]

Rereading the Alex Rider books for research. Every time he kills someone and then makes a pun I yell "YOU'RE SO ANNOYING" out loud with my mouth.

[curb-your-restraints-fic]

The teen ran for the cabin furthest from the entrance, slamming the door shut and bracing against the wooden panel with his back in a desperate way to separate himself further from the monster outside. It was fine. It was all fine and nothing happened and it wasn't real and it was all fine.

(Miasma) Kicked to the Curb by KAPSEL_3 on AO3

[emziess]

Are you one of them? Alex Rider, Season 3

[taintedwithriderblood]

Alex’s brain rewiring itself as soon as an older rich person underestimates him

[xeilurn-but-alexrider-pilled]

Art with the goat @tunasmile

We don't talk about my shitty hand writing ok.

[impromptu-blood-transfusion]

the character ever

[curb-your-restraints-fic]

2 other versions of the escape illustration from chapter 4. one black & white, the other full colour but without the dotted effect :)

[emziess]

Just Friends. Alex Rider, S03E01

[xeilurn-but-alexrider-pilled]

He just needs 1 popcorn

[xeilurn-but-alexrider-pilled]

[jace-targaryen]

MULAN (1998) dir. tony bancroft + barry cook

[emziess]

Visiting his father. Alex Rider, Season 3

[ireallyhooooked]

[inevitable-destruction]

"I'm a wanted man. You should go to the police." "She's thrown down this challenge to you, Sherlock. Not to them. Why let them have all the fun?"

[duekduen]

Alex Rider Emoji

Permission to save and use the image without needing to give credit but please.. do not use it for AI generative, claim it as your own art, or for commercial purposes.

I hope you guys like my drawing! The whole thing only took 4 hours and 47 minutes—which honestly... feels kinda unbelievable to me. And I apologize if Alex’s hairstyle doesn’t look very similar to the TV series. I partly used the comic version as reference too!

Anyway, if you guys want emojis of other characters from Alex Rider, feel free to send requests! Though right now, I’m planning to draw Alan Blunt next.

[pbaintthetb]

saddest and truest alex rider tag

[emziess]

You said you wanted to be free. Alex Rider, Season 3