this has to be one of b99’s best opens
generally one of televisions best openings
please watch brooklyn nine nine
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
EXPECTATIONS
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this has to be one of b99’s best opens
generally one of televisions best openings
please watch brooklyn nine nine
#relatable
Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.
Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.
@theasexualityfandom
do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night
Yeah. But bugs
If Vikings had memes
I want Freya to break into my house and use her falcon cloak to strangle me, killing me instantly
The Lokasenna but every time someone is kinkshamed it gets faster
Self-care is putting your hand inside a giant wolf’s mouth
Wake Brynhildr up (Wake Brynhildr up inside)
“Girls are so hot. Guys are so hot. Why is everybody so hot?” “It’s Ragnarok, and Surtur’s already fucking shit up”
Date a boy who thinks goats make wonderful pets
Are you a Frigg wlw or a Fulla wlw
“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m Loki” “No, I mean, what’s your gender?” “Mischief” “Ok, but what’s between your legs?” “Sigyn, generally. Or Angrboda. Or Svadilfari. Or Odin, that one time…”
Brace yourself: Fimbulvetr is coming
Njord: *takes a deep breath* I lo- Skadi: yes, you love the sea, I know, you love the sea so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love the sea, I KNOW, you love the sea you fucking love the sea ok I know, I get it, YOU LOVE the sea. I GET IT.
“don’t talk to me or my eight-legged foal ever again”
Mani: *currently engaged in a flame war over mooncourse with Artemis*
Odin: *disguised as a harmless old wanderer* A buddy of mine saw Odin take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Odin has an eight pack, that Odin is shredded Frigg: Your friend’s a liar, Odin is a punk bitch
Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.
GUYS I DONT THINK I’VE BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE TO OPEN TWITTER AND SEE THIS ON MY FEED !!! WE DID IT B99 FANS! WE GOT SEASON 6 TO HAPPEN!!! WE ALL DESERVE THIS - THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE AGAIN! BLESS NBC
This makes me very happy
im going through my skyrim screenshot folder
Who names their character Susan
I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.
As you do
GET THE FUCK
Omfg this is gold!!!!
I just had to repost this. This is hilarious.
people who still listen to mcr in 2018 are braver than any us marine
This is my first coding assignment for my software engineering class that started today. It’s going to be a really good semester.
UPDATE: I got my grade back and
“100″
Since this post has gotten some attention, I feel like it’s worth mentioning that this was just the first half of the assignment.
The second half, which we weren’t made aware of until the day we were meant to turn this one in, was to trade USB drives with the person sitting next to us and MODIFY their “unreadable” code without getting any help from them.
This was to teach us two things:
1) In this field, you’ll spend more time working with code written by other people than you will writing original code from a blank slate. The people who wrote the original code will probably not be around to help you. Learning to read code is IMPORTANT, even if it seems unreadable.
2) There is a strong brotherhood/sisterhood among programmers and software engineers. Respect that bond when you’re writing code and documentation. In my professor’s words: “When you write code, pretend that the person who will have to maintain it after you’re gone is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”
This class and professor are incredible.
*This is beautiful omg*
Pokemon is good because everybody who plays is given the exact same storyline and choices, but every person has a completely unique experience.
There are currently over 750 trillion different team combinations, even each individual pokemon has only a 1 in 50 billion chance of being identical to another of the same species. And that’s not even including pokemon having different moves… That means that every Pokemon is a valuable once in a lifetime companion, and your adventure with your pokemon is and will always be completely unique to you, and that’s really special.
it sucks when u have someone on ur mind that u can’t have in ur arms
IT’S HALF PAST MIDNIGHT IN MY PLACE SO IT’S OCTOBER 3RD ALREADY Never forget, guys. Never forget these kiddos. Happy FMA Day to every FMA fan out there~ \o/
Psst, click on the image. :3c
Superhero Shadows by Jason Ratliff
Love These!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Don’t mind me… I’ll just be over here… in the corner… crying my eyes out…
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck