Henry but definitely a Kyle

Random junk explosion, maybe some personal blog stuff, he/him, 20s, 🏳️‍🌈, slut for rock n roll

[lightbluesleeper]

Visit Original Link

i had to do it @brainrotdotorg​

[dante-macabre]

Just showed Project Hail Mary to my 13 year old niece and nephew for the first time.

Nephew: imagine if they make a sequel from Rocky’s perspective

Niece: Imagine if Grace fell in love with Rocky.

I think the kids are gonna be alright

[the-haiku-bot]

Nephew: imagine

if they make a sequel from

Rocky’s perspective

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gamestop]

Just Gamer Things

[chadwicc]

This Is A Gamer Only Joke, Don’t Even Try To Understand If You Aren’t A Gamer.

[tabloidsores]

I am not a gamer please explain

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

SAWD in gamer means:  So, Anyone Want Disks?  it’s a little gamer humor when you’re bringing some video games over to a friends house.

[xenosaurus]

every time a website describes "appetite suppressant" as a feature of a type of food, i kill another hostage

[xenosaurus]

"nuts are an appetite suppressant!" BECAUSE THEY ARE FOOD. YOU ARE LESS HUNGRY BECAUSE YOU ATE FOOD.

[xenosaurus]

the diet industry is so unbelievably fucked and it’s in your fucking walls. “keeps you full longer so you don’t get hungry an hour after lunch when you’re trying to do something” is a neutral statement of benefit but no we have to treat pistachios like crucial medicine in the war against basic bodily functions.

eating disorder recovery is just getting angry over and over again because food is treated like some horrible necessary evil instead of one of the great joys of life. eat some nuts because they taste good and you are a living thing that thrives on pleasure and calories. you need both.

I need to get some sleep but in case you need to hear it: you deserve to eat. your appetite is not the enemy. if you can, treat yourself to a filling meal of foods you love today. throw pistachio shells at people. be free.

[xenosaurus]

DISCLAIMER: if you or your selected victim have a nut allergy, consider throwing rocks instead. I love you.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[tigerator]

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[lukewarmbreadatamoderatepace]

can someone tell me what this picture in this airbnb could possibly be other than some sort of angel presenting their asshole to the viewer

[longshrimp]

a weird bird presenting their asshole to the viewer

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[carpe-aurore]

Yeehaw

[quietwingsinthesky]

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

[marypsue]

This is without even mentioning the broader metaphorical implications of disease and contagion; foreign invasion; colonial or imperial violence; interpersonal abuse; generational trauma; religious trauma; violent cultural assimilation; repressed or suppressed desire; the fear of no longer being able to recognise or relate to someone you love; and on and on and on.

Vampirism is a flexible metaphor that reflects the anxieties and desires of its age and its authors, and I love that for it!

[headspace-hotel]

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

[headspace-hotel]

Like everyone with any basic understanding of animal welfare knows that if you put an animal in an enclosure that is too crowded, without hiding spots, with no freedom to move around, no ability to avoid harsh and stressful stimuli, and scare it by shouting at it and punishing it, the animal will become stressed and start chewing its own fur off or hurting itself or become sick or unable to eat...

But we expect human children to grow up in these conditions and literally blame them when they develop the exact type of problems that any creature under those conditions would

[ao3commentoftheday]

Maybe I'm just a Tumblr Old, but I remember a time when one of the implicit rules of fandom ask games was that you (at a minimum) sent an ask to the person you reblogged the game from. As in – that's supposed to be part of the game. These days, folks will reblog a game without sending any asks (even though it's usually very easy to, like those emoji-question lists), and then I'll see the game bouncing around on my dash without anyone actually having anything to respond to. Is this another symptom of the de-community-fication of public fandom spaces?

I think that might be part of it? But I think another part might be the fact that anon hate on here got REALLY bad around 2016?ish? I don't remember the year. But a lot of people disallowed anonymous asks and a lot of people turned their ask boxes off entirely.

it's hard to play ask games when ask boxes aren't open

Whether that was really the cause or not, ask games got less common and so people didn't know how to play anymore. If no one else teaches you the unwritten rules and you don't see any examples, then it can be hard to pick it up on your own.

For example, I've had people reblog ask games for me more than once where their reblog is just the full list of their answers. That's not how ask games used to be played on tumblr, but I can see how they'd assume it was.

A little while ago, I reblogged an ask meme and explained how to play it while I answered the resulting asks.

If anyone out there wants to learn how to play ask games:

here's post number 1

and here's post number 2

[sadmarimo]

Vampire AU

[fullcravings]

Cashew Coconut Granola

[kingcatnine]

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

[kingcatnine]

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

[grocki]

thinking about the interior of the hail mary at the end of their journey to erid makes me crazy. it must be so fucking scary and weird in there. rocky is lucky for his lack of olfactory reception because it must smell like a graveyard. i think i find myself falling into the social conception of “spaceship” as all white padded surfaces and cool button lights and port windows when im imagining her sometimes but. after all they do to her to refit her and then just the simple act of existing in such a minuscule space for years on end. she must look kind of like the interstellar equivalent of the house in chainsaw massacre at the end. not a white surface left. weird fucking art. filthy. strange and dark and cramped and fucking gross!

[ot3]

one of my favorite types of media to experience is stuff that i know in another lifetime i would have been absolutely obsessed with as a kid/teen. going through something as an adult and being like yeah that was pretty good. however if this had made its way to me when i was 12 years old it would have fundamentally altered me and i hope it's fundamentally altering some other 12 year old out there right now. that's the good stuff.