adventure of a lifetime

The name is Lucille Chambers! I'm twenty-five years old and I live in Brooklyn, New York. Bakery Owner. Female embodiment of Chandler Bing.

[lukecastano]

It must be fucking nice for someone to get paid $38 an hour just to not show up without a call. Fuck this.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

What happened, Luke? Do you need someone to talk to? I have cupcakes and cookies to have you drown in.

[dammit-janice-deactivated201611]

One day, I’m gonna learn how to flirt. And I’m gonna master the shit out of it! Saying “nice shirt” is getting me nowhere! 

[lucille-chambers-blog]

When you become the flirting master, please teach me. I once asked a really cute guy if they liked cheese. Let's just say they avoided me all night.

[donniemorales-deactivated201610]

It was a strange, slow night at the coffee shop. Donnie had decided to let his employees go home early whenever it was quiet like this. It gave him an opportunity to catch up on reading, sitting at the cashier’s counter wearing his glasses while staring at his book. Or it was a chance for him to create some new drinks. Tonight, though, he was doodling on his tablet while he had the radio on, his hair in a loose bun as he sang along to the song that was currently playing. “Darlin’, open your eyes. Let me show you the light. Girl, you’ll never find a love that’s right…”

[lucille-chambers-blog]

Tonight had been one of those nights, Lucille was dead tired after leaving work. She had put one of her employees in charge of closing up shop, before she left. She was sitting down at one of the far tables, drinking (had to be) her sixth cup of coffee that day, and reading the new Harry Potter book that she wasn't able to read for the past few weeks. Luci's head looked up from her book as soon as she heard singing. Peering from her table, she noticed that it was Donnie. The two exchanged a few words at Luke's party a few days ago, maybe it would be good to try to make a new friend. "Darlin', open your eyes. Let me show you the light. Girl, you think you're so wise, you're so wise." She sang along to the song and smiled at Donnie. "Hey there." She greeted.

[caliopieannmartin-deactivated20]

Watching iZombie, drinking pumpkin spice coffee and snuggling with Gizmo. It’s gonna be a good night, I think. 

[lucille-chambers-blog]

Without me? I could’ve brought over leftover cupcakes! And I would’ve stolen Gizmo in the process.

[kassamigos]

“Let me guess… barista?”

[lucille-chambers-blog]

"Not quite. Bakery owner. I messed up a whole cake order and I had my whole team helping me remake it."

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you have no personality.

Clearly, you don’t know me. False.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

i assume you're only a mediocre baker

False and rude.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you are addicted to sex

False.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you've been in a relationship and have had your heartbroken numerous times.

True and I stayed in that relationship like a moron. I loved him too much.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you want to come out of your shell but need more friends.

True.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you're not who you seem to be

False.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

I assume you are a party girl!

False.

[lukecastano]

You know what I’ll never get over? Joint Facbook accounts. Those are my favorite. Seeing that “DavidandSarah Smith” sent me a friend request just fucking lights up my world. And then I decline them.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

Those are almost as bad as getting someone's name tattooed on you. But, seriously. What is the point of having a joint Facebook account? Another account for Farmville? Does anyone still play that game?

[kassamigos]

“Drinking alone, I see. Rough day?”

[lucille-chambers-blog]

"Uh, kinda. Messing up on an order and having to redo that order is rough. After the hours that I spent on it."

[amcliagrey-deactivated20170828]

“Sweet baby Jesus, you got to me shittin’me!”

[lucille-chambers-blog]

"Oh. My. God. I am so sorry. I swear, I should learn to open doors carefully to avoid this. Or I should install a clear front door for this bakery. Right! Come on in, let me get you some ice."

[wrenchmonkey]

“so, fun story, i accidentally and unknowingly cut my finger at work last night, got some blood on a glass. i told the customer i’d make him a new drink because of said blood, he kept saying it was fine and grabbed the drink and left. as he turned to walk away he licked the blood off the side of the glass and i’m still so confused and concerned.”

[lucille-chambers-blog]

"I'm gonna be highly disappointed if he didn't order a Bloody Mary. But, still...who the fuck does that? That has to be a kink or something."

[miss-milaroberts-deactivated201]

Let’s go, love. I could use a cosmo or two. And so could you. Maybe we’ll find some cute guys? Girls? Whatever you’re into.

[lucille-chambers-blog]

The only relationship that I’m in is with my job...and my dog. It’s pretty serious, Gene. The cute boys or girls can be for you. I’ll cheer you on from the bar, while I drink my weight in cosmos.