"Gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon."

🏏"𝚂𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚜, 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝? 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝."🧣 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ // NSFW ASKS ALLOWED!! ˙✧˖°Selfship Acc for @Noisy-silence˙✧˖° ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🫀"ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʟɪɴᴋ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʀʏ... ʜᴇʟʟ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ."🖤 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀OOC: 18+ Admin!! You're likely to see those themes here.

[noisy-silence]

I llllove onion powder...

[lucillelurker]

❝That's such a white thing to say.❞

[noisy-silence]

Yeah, well, I AM white, NEGAN.

[maxwatches-you]

❝Need me to kill him?❞

[lucillelurker]

❝You ain't gonna do shit, tubby.❞

[maxwatches-you]

❝I know where you sleep at night, Negan. Fuckin' stringbean.❞

[lucillelurker]

❝STRINGBEAN?!❞

[noisy-silence]

I llllove onion powder...

[lucillelurker]

❝That's such a white thing to say.❞

[noisy-silence]

Yeah, well, I AM white, NEGAN.

[maxwatches-you]

❝Need me to kill him?❞

[lucillelurker]

❝You ain't gonna do shit, tubby.❞

[noisy-silence]

I llllove onion powder...

[lucillelurker]

❝That's such a white thing to say.❞

[simonsays-obey]

❝Plants are little... messy. If that's a good way to put it. Think we've got Weevils...❞

[lucillelurker]

❝... What in the fresh fuck is a weevil?❞

[lucillelurker]

Negan. How do you feel about James' cosplay of you?

❝Hottest fuckin' thing I've seen in YEARS.❞ he hummed softly, twirling Lucille in his hand for a moment. ❝Anyone would find their boyfriend wearin' their clothes attractive. He's wearin' MY jacket. MY scarf. Hell, he's even got MY girl!❞ he laughed, gesturing to the bat in his hand. ❝And it is fu—ckin'—HOT.❞

[lucillelurker]

"Thinking what I'm thinking?"

...

"You take his cunt, I take his mouth?"

"Yes."

"Perfect."

❝Hell, I'd take whatever I could get, darlin'. But fuck that does sound like one hell of a deal!❞ he laughed, eyes crinkling in the corners for only a moment as he tilted his head. He can't even tear his eyes away, gaze locked like a hunter examining it's prey.

Fucking perv.

❝H—ooh, yeah... one hell of a deal.❞

[lucillelurker]

Negan!!!!

How have you been? Simon and James okay? :)

❝Ducky! Good to see you, Darlin'. I've been just fine. I hope you have been too?❞ he hummed, swinging Lucille gently over his shoulder.

❝Simon is... well—He's Simon. Nothin' new to report on him.❞ he laughed before smiling. ❝James is okay too. He's alright at least, yknow, he's been goin' through just a bit of a rough patch. But he ain’t doin' so bad...❞

[lucillelurker]

Hi Negan. Wanna help me commit a murder?

He blinks rapidly, his brows raising in surprise before furrowing. ❝H—oh, shit... Where's this comin' from? Did I miss somethin'?❞ Reasonably, he's very confused.

[lucillelurker]

❝Found this in James' phone. He's callin' it "Beegan"... Is this what my life has really come to?❞

[lucillelurker]

CAN WE BE MOOTS?!?!?!?!

❝What in the fresh hell is a moot?❞

/silly

[lucillelurker]

Negan!!!!!

Are you jealous of the negan candle? THE PEOPLE WANNA KNOW!!!!

There is a pause... a deep breath, and a shakey sigh.

❝Extremely. BUT, That just shows that I gotta be 'round more often.❞

[noisy-silence]

Ya'll, My Negan candle came in today!!!

It's meant to smell like him, but I'd honestly say it smells more how I imagine his room/quarters would smell. BUT, I STILL REALLY FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

AND IT CAME WITH A PIN-

Gonna reach for this thing with shakey hands whenever I'm stressed like a wine mom pouring another glass.

(THANK @hepnerfever !!!!! THEY GOT THIS THING FOR ME!!!)

Hey, do you guys think I might like Negan?

[lucillelurker]

❝Damn, Sugar... Now that's interestin'. A little creepy, but in a cute way. Who knew you loved me this much? I mean— who wouldn't, really? Fuck, I love you and your dedication to me...❞

[lucillelurker]

Negan, listen...

So me and James were on call about an hour ago... and we found a candle that was named after you and what you smelt like: warm musk, spiced woods and leather. Since I told him, he had been subtly hinting that he wanted one; so I bought it. He was very wary of the price and said, and I quote, "I am forever indebted to you, Ducky."

How do we feel?

❝Knowin' him, I think he was hintin' at wantin' one, but wasn't really beggin' for it. He probably felt bad about it, I know my baby... But I'm sure he's thankful. He does the same with me. Not directly askin' for somethin' from me, just tellin' me he wants somethin'. Oh well... At least he has a little special somethin' that'll have my scent around him when I'm not there.❞

[lucillelurker]

Hello again, Negan! Just making my rounds!

EYE CONTACT! TELL ME, THOUGHTS? HOW DOES IT AFFECT JAMES?!

❝He loves that shit. Orgasms seem to hit him harder while we're makin' eye contact. Each thrust only makes him squirm a little more too if our eyes are locked... Plus, the part I think is so fuckin' adorable? Eye contact makes him feel that frantic ass need to caress and hold my face or a spot around my neck more often than usual. Cutest fuckin' thing... an' I LOVE gettin' cute reactions outta him.❞

[lucillelurker]

Negannnnnnn!!!!!

We know you're a man of meme culture! If you had to pick 3 memes that describe you, James and Simon, what would they be? 👀

❝James showed me these. They work pretty well.❞

[lucillelurker]

Riskiest place y'all have had sex/quickies at? 👀

❝Alleyways, bedrooms that aren't ours, bathrooms, my own quarters with the door unlocked so anyone could walk in at any given moment... The 'cafeteria' lounge in the sanctuary. I got no shame. I'm proud of it. Makin' him cum is one of my greatest prides, I do it whenever and wherever I can manage. I don't make people watch, of course... Not unless he asks to be shown off. He likes bein' seen as an untouchable prize to be displayed.❞

[lucillelurker]

Top 3 outfits you've seen James in that got you rock solid!!!!

❝Easy.❞ he lifts a hand, counting with his fingers as he lists each one.

❝His main one, the one he wears to bed, and ANYTHIN' that belongs to me.❞