I will not be a failure!

The name is Lucius Malfoy, but I'm pretty sure you've heard of me. Inherited the blood of my pure and elite ancestors. Hogwarts graduate and not-so-secret Death Eater. Do not dare to trifle with me with stories of your inane lifestyle. If you are not a Pureblood, and I don't know you, kindly step aside. I can spot a Mudblood from miles away.

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Do you know how long it was for me to get my account back?!

All these password changes.

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

mastormanerii started following you

[mastormanerii-deactivated201701]

Well I have been through many struggles. The war…the Dark Lord..the loss of my daughter. Of course I am going to feel frustrated and looking weary. Do you blame me?

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

You know as well as I do that I have been through the exact same war as you.  But...a daughter?  What the devil are you talking about, you have a daughter?!

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

mastormanerii started following you

[mastormanerii-deactivated201701]

Yes, but I think I look a tad bit better than you.

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

On the contrary, my dear fellow.  Look you here, sir, at this limp cravat.  I ask you!  Or the sorry cut of this sleeve?  No, no, no.  Of the sad state of those cuffs.  Sink me, I can hardly bring myself to look upon them.  No, no, no, sir.  If this is the best your tailors can do, 'twould serve you better to send them to the guillotine!

[draco-theslytherinprince]

is u of age yet? then go move the fuk out ma house, boi.

jus came fer din-din, pops. Cool ur knickers. I got me a place out by Diagon. Ain’t gon sleep in ur fukin creepy crypt. But ur houz elves be slammin’ wid the grub. ‘N Mum jus up and smacked me when I tol her the wat for.

[draco-theslytherinprince]

Pops u has a heart? I’m screaming inside.

IMMA DO WAT UR DARK LORD TAUGHT ME 2 DO! 

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

U GONNA KILL MUDBLOODS AND RECLAIM THE GLORY THAT BELONGS TO THE SACRED 28 FAMILIES?!?!  GODDAMN WE SOUND LIKE A MAFIA (we kinda are)

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

So! I’ve done it a few times because of business! You gotta accept that it’s going to happen to you at points! I mean, it’s sad, but it does. But your true followers are the ones who will wait for you to come back no matter what because they love you ♥

I saw that earlier! I’m not sure if it was here or on facebook.. I lose track! But yeah! I know she can be a little bit competitive. 

Yes I am! What do you mean, what do I do? o.o

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Business?

I haven't met very many of my followers yet--but I also don't want them to think that my Lucius is going to be a pushover or a coward.  I won't have that!  I don't use Facebook though, not my thing.

What do you major in?

Also, may be going to sleep soon.

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

It’s because they love you! And who wouldn’t!? Because you’re nice and awesome and yeah! So deal with it! 

I doubt Miss Claire will kill you if that happened! She’s too nice to hurt people! 

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Buuuuuut I'm never on enough for people to get to know me, Matty.  Gone for months at a time and show up half a year later?

And hahaha, you don't know how competitive she is apparently xD  I think she said she was #3 in her class or something last night and she wanted to kill the person who was #1 so she could have top score instead.

You're in college though, right?  What do you do?

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

 I don’t know :( Everytime I find one even, they don’t really talk… They just follow me but are never on.. Which is really a bummer :( 

I have a weird schedule too, so really that doesn’t bother me. :)

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

I'm surprised my follower count hasn't really gone down since I left.  People kept following me even while I was gone and I kept saying not to.  But they just don't listen.

(I really don't want my follower count to go higher than Cissa's though--she'll kill me)

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

Well good! Because I can’t not have both of my grand parenties on the dash! I’d be so sad! [I know, silly!]

I’m glad you two talked about things! That makes it better!

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

How come other Luciuses haven't talked to her though??  I wanted her to find a better one but damn!

And yes, you get to have both grandparents on but we have very weird schedules.

[iamakittenhearmepurr-deactivate]

Who are you and what are you doing with my wife?! I demand to know!

"Have no idea what you’re talking about. You should know who I am. I know who you are," Aiden smiled.

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

No I have no idea who you are.  Why should I?

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

I’m just messing around ;)

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

>.> I would never do that to her!

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

We talked a little bit, yeah. (this is all OOC btw I'm not IC right now)

So she knows what's up, and I know what's going on with her schedule.

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

Of course not, I mean.. Why would I be?

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

I'm just messing around ;)

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

Good-ish…  How have you been?! 

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Busy, busy.  You're not giving your "grandma" too much trouble are you?

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

*huggles* Is happy because I thought you weren’t ever coming back! 

I like cannon things… non cannon things… Are weird… It irks meh… That’s like Potter having 5 kids.. Like no… 

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

True, true.

Yeah.  I just can't.  Anyway how have you been?

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Why do RPers make other kids of mine besides Draco??

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

Wait?! Is that thing too!? But… I don’t get it! Side note— LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!  ♥

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

MY GRANDSON! *is happy*

And yes it's a thing.  Random other kids.  I don't get it.  I don't like it.

[xscorpiusmalfoy]

[OOC]

Okie dokie so random Mun question of like.. Life. So why do rps make Scorpius have a sibling… ? Like.. Why?

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[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

Why do RPers make other kids of mine besides Draco??

[draco-theslytherinprince]

is u of age yet? then go move the fuk out ma house, boi.

jus came fer din-din, pops. Cool ur knickers. I got me a place out by Diagon. Ain’t gon sleep in ur fukin creepy crypt. But ur houz elves be slammin’ wid the grub. ‘N Mum jus up and smacked me when I tol her the wat for.

[draco-theslytherinprince]

 …

*glares the signature Malfoy glare*

FINE! 

so you do have a heart, my yellow-bellied daddy.

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

I have no idea what that means.

But yes, I may not show it and I do have a heart.

Now wut?

WUTCHU GON DO BOUT IT SON?!

[draco-theslytherinprince]

is u of age yet? then go move the fuk out ma house, boi.

jus came fer din-din, pops. Cool ur knickers. I got me a place out by Diagon. Ain’t gon sleep in ur fukin creepy crypt. But ur houz elves be slammin’ wid the grub. ‘N Mum jus up and smacked me when I tol her the wat for.

[draco-theslytherinprince]

N’ U CUDN’T MAN UP TO SAVE MY ASS?! THANKS A FUKIN LOT, POPS.

*grimace* Ouch. No wonder you took off. But u came back. 

[luciusthepurebloodedmalfoy]

U WANT ME TO MAN UP AGAINST THE BITCH WHO'S WITH THE NOSELESS BITCH?  SHE'S A CRAZY BITCH YO!

yeh i came back. came back for my family, foo!