i have no soul

Luck O' the Irish

[kaijuno]

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

[ikebanaka]

SHUT

[typhus-andronicus]

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[tired-momfriend]

You’ve heard of Jorts

NOW PREPARE FOR KNORTS

[tired-momfriend]

I did not severely damage my search history with the abomination of “knorts” for no notes.

[ceekari]

that’s crochet and those are crorts

[tired-momfriend]

You have no idea how much I regret this post… I even tried to edit it once I realized it was actually crochorts but no one ever sees that version.. I am.. so tired

[cosmikazie]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[luidilovins]

[calware]

spiritual successor to my email post

[calware]

ok this too

[calware]

of course, sorry about that. here is a censored version!

[hachi-10008]

[pansylair]

a tiny ceramic sphinx with equally tiny riddles (sold)!

[pansylair]

I've been so tickled by them I couldn't help but draw them for some fun :)

[somerandomdudelmao]

It’s just some incredibly rich guy is now funding their family xD

I’m illustrating “The purpleest man alive” again lmao

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

[bears-official]

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

[thepioden]

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

[thepurplegeologist]

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

[laboradorescence]

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

[gbrrrl]

10711844093

[hot-emogirl238]

Some LEGO Monkie Kid Memes

('Cause I'm bored- )

Me core:

(I know that scene BY HEART, and it always delights and torments me at the same time btw)

That's how I felt about that scene, and you can't deny that it wasn't like that xD

We're all Pigsy after season 3 😅

That's me during and after season 5 👆

+ Bonus

[nikolaurorella]

"Where the björk did he go?"

*asks the closest björk where he went*

(björk is icelandic for birch)

[sc0ttopia]

started cackling like an idiot when she said this bc my mind immediately went to this all timer of a post

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Despite it's flaws I still love Tumblr. Pussy cunt cock and balls tits bitch fuck shit faggot dyke cunt cunt cunt. What other website could you post this on

[queen-mihai]

Happy pussy cunt cock and balls tits bitch fuck shit faggot dyke cunt cunt cunt Wednesday yall

[thekidsfromyestergay]

[bluehawk54]

The fuck is going on right now

[queenwhiskey]

This is such a finely aged post

[qock]

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kyri45]

Fionna & Cake Fand-Home Prints by @Kyri45

These can be found in 3 versions both as prints and T-Shirt on my RedBubble!

[cherrybeachbum]

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