life's grand parade

Baltimore's Only Psychedelic Cowboy Blog 

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It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

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@powerbook145 buried deep in this bob nightengale article after glazing Mr. Miz like the dudes dick is the golden goose. Tldr

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[the-wire-bracket]

the wire middleweight bracket round 3: MALIK "POOT" CARR vs MICHAEL LEE

poot

michael

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

pictured here in episode 3x07 (left) and episode 5x07 (right)

fandom wiki pages here and here

all polls from this round of this bracket can be found here

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Alkaline water is... I shouldn't throw the word scam so carelessly that can get you sued. But you know what I mean. Anybody who claims they've improved water and instead of providing it freely to a grateful society, decides to sell it for 4.99 is probably not acting in good faith.

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I know nothing about Alkaline Water the product, for all I know the company is truly the holiest warriors with a serious interest in gut health rehabilitation. Or whatever. But 1, not a lot of ethical actors in the bottled water sphere, like you'll check out their wikipedia and there is a whole section on "Involvement in Argentinian Junta" and shit. What was the one dude in Nevada who poisoned half the state with his improved water shit? and 2. I think I've watched enough medical mystery shows where someone's like "Her alkaline levels were through the roof" and immediately make a beeline to the pastor husbands house.

[everydaylouie]

plato's cave: the video game

[lifesgrandparade]

Alkaline water is... I shouldn't throw the word scam so carelessly that can get you sued. But you know what I mean. Anybody who claims they've improved water and instead of providing it freely to a grateful society, decides to sell it for 4.99 is probably not acting in good faith.

[nemfrog]

Right and wrong way to hold a tame snake. Snakes. 1949. 

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Anyone need a vape, an alkaline scam water or a royal farms chickenpalooza shirt while I'm here.

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How it feels yelling at staff

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STG, I've meant to post this for YEARS, like easily since the porn ban, because every time I'm talking shit about tumblr i hear Susie's voice. Like "STAFF YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHERE'S THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON."

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@brostateexam YOU HAVE REACHED SUPPORTONE. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED DEATH THREATS FROM TERF, PLEASE PRESS ONE. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED MESSAGE FROM WEIRD ACCOUNT THAT IS TOP TO BOTTOM PRIVATE PHOTOS FROM PEOPLE'S LEAKED PHONES PLEASE PRESS 2. YOU HAVE SELECTED BLACK LIVES MATTER RUSSIAN AGENT. WE HAVE BLOCKED YOUR ACCOUNT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PRESS 0 TO SPEAK TO A CUSTOMER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL. YOU HAVE PRESSED 0. *crickets* GOODBYE.

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Omg it makes so much sense that you would have to press more buttons to actually tackle an issue that isn't "that shoulderblade looks like cleavage."

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How it feels yelling at staff

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

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Oh shit, I forgot to report that account lol.

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@mathcat345 The official theme of this blog is

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@brostateexam YOU HAVE REACHED SUPPORTONE. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED DEATH THREATS FROM TERF, PLEASE PRESS ONE. IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED MESSAGE FROM WEIRD ACCOUNT THAT IS TOP TO BOTTOM PRIVATE PHOTOS FROM PEOPLE'S LEAKED PHONES PLEASE PRESS 2. YOU HAVE SELECTED BLACK LIVES MATTER RUSSIAN AGENT. WE HAVE BLOCKED YOUR ACCOUNT FOR YOUR PROTECTION. PRESS 0 TO SPEAK TO A CUSTOMER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL. YOU HAVE PRESSED 0. *crickets* GOODBYE.

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@yeahiwasintheshit You know what is SO funny about this? I decided before executing both the account that tagged me and this tumblr support page forthwith, I says to myself, self? Let's see what else these things have on their page. ANyway WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT TO BE TRUE, that this account, before it veered into trying to sleaze its way into your private information so it can sell it to Moldovan teenagers, was more interested in supporting gigantic beautiful breasts????????? One day you mature from porno scams to imitating tumblr staff. Pave paradise put up a parking lot is what I say.