life's grand parade

Baltimore's Only Psychedelic Cowboy Blog 

[lifesgrandparade]

It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

[shorpyfan]

Wrigley Field (Cubs vs Pirates. Chicago, July 5th, 1950.)

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Did you know that hack actor Adrien Brody is also a hack artist

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

[palmandlaser]

Winn-Dixie, 1984

[lifesgrandparade]

Ideally I'd like to have a ratio of like 85 people to like 1 person who knows me by name when I'm running errands. Like give me a little space what the fuck.

[lifesgrandparade]

I really hate this city and how every motherfucker is like 5 degrees of separation from you. 6 million people crammed into this state and give me an hour and I can figure out how we connect. Which sucks because I want to connect with umm. Fewer people. I'm up to my fucking tonsils in knowing motherfuckers. It makes dating impossible for a particular guy like me. It's like the small town dating scene but multiplied by 600,000.

[lifesgrandparade]

Smalltimore is the worst nickname in the world. It makes my skin crawl, but yeah. Spot on.

[lifesgrandparade]

I really hate this city and how every motherfucker is like 5 degrees of separation from you. 6 million people crammed into this state and give me an hour and I can figure out how we connect. Which sucks because I want to connect with umm. Fewer people. I'm up to my fucking tonsils in knowing motherfuckers. It makes dating impossible for a particular guy like me. It's like the small town dating scene but multiplied by 600,000.

[kristina100000]

happy idgaf sunday to all idgafers

[lifesgrandparade]

My suggestion to you is to listen to CCR Ramble Tamble and take the rest of the day off

[warningsine]

[medievalsquire]

found out the gargoyles are decorative. why would you make them look like that then

[father-of-wrestling]

[theactioneer]

Undefeatable (Godfrey Ho, 1993)

[lifesgrandparade]

@stuft For today yes, I'm not going outside AGAIN today, but don't you worry! Chickenpalooza goes on all month! One of the employees was wearing one and let me tell ya this, keep that away from open flame.

[lifesgrandparade]

@powerbook145 Yeah I got it initially from Jomboy, who I deeply respect, but I didn't just want to leave you with some New York Yankees fan source. Needed to confirm this with a legitimate source like ummmmm USA today.

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@waytooseriousabouteverything You know, I think every stupid thing that happens now is no real surprise. Like at all. I see people every day sayign "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING" and like 45 years in it takes a lot. Everything is like "It takes all kinds as grandma douglas used to say" these days. Anyway, I'm super happy that my local store carries CASES of Lisinopril Blockers right next to the bargain basement Strawberry lemonade vapes and the chickenpalooza shirts. TBH, the chicken from Royal Farms might be the most hazardous thing in that picture.