I want to clarify something, it's not like if Zendaya left TOm Holland for Jonah Hill. It's like Zendaya made it known that she wanted to sleep with ummmm who's a popular handsome actor now? I feel weird because every time someone mentions "a handsome actor" on here I'm like "Look this ain't my domain and I don't want to judge anyone's sexual tastes like that, but this guy looks like scrat from Ice Age."
Whatever. Ummmm, Magic Mike. First off, Magic Mike has made it known he's tired of his current relationship and wants to fuck the shit out of a hot a-lister. Rumor abound about everybody, but Zendaya is one of the names bandied about. Zendaya plays coy. Not a firm yes, but she's like "We got to reevaluate my relationship with Tom" in coded language.
Now bear in mind in this scenario, Tom went on twitch and made himself look like a fool. But, other then him needing to get off the internet, most people can understand that he's fine. And nobody's really thinking Zendaya is going to LEAVE tom. Just trying to renegotiate terms.
OK, a couple weeks ago, Zendaya calls Magic Mike and says "Hey, I want to jump your bones, buuuuuut I don't want to go to your place. Can't host either." Magic Mike is like "hey, so like I think I'm just going to Miami with a bunch of influencers." And Zendaya says "That's fine." Which is odd because the going money was on Zendaya. But, savvy internet people posit that she wasn't necessarily trying to fuck him. She just wanted to send a message to Tom, and see how he responds?
Well Tom is furious. Furious in a relationship breaking way. BUT, Tom doesn't want to like... leave. He wants to work on this relationship. If not for her, but the house. He likes the area.
Zendaya buys a bunch of furniture and a really nice end table, in a way that everybody's like "Oh I guess they're relationship is fine, or at least, they're workign things out. She wouldn't buy all this stuff just to dump him a week later." Then breaking news. Zendaya has left Tom for Jonah Hill. Zendaya is like "Like... say what you want, but he was great in Wolf of Wall Street right?" Plus, Jonah Hill has a possible life changing movie role in pre-production. Kind of in development hell, but in five years that might change!
And I guess in this scenario Tom moves in with Sydney Sweeney? I don't know I've stretched this way beyond elasticity.
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