life's grand parade

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[lifesgrandparade]

Lifesgrandparade theme song

[catasters]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[cryptotheism]

[afloweroutofstone]

This radio ad for a local club’s annual Pole-A-Thon is geniunely the funniest thing I’ve heard in memory

[phoenixdnasty]

we got a girl that can climb with her teeth

Gah-gah-gah-gah-gah right up that pole

[galaxyfaerie]

SHE CAN LITERALLY

FLY

[lifesgrandparade]

[melis-writes]

GOODFELLAS (1990) | dir. Martin Scorsese.

[dailycatsblog]

[k-simplex]

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

[sobotka]

Carcetti finally dumps Burrell. Ervin was a year before me at Dunbar. No shit. He was in the glee club. You're killing me. I gotta ask. Stone stupid.

[targetedknowledge]

[todays-problematic-ship]

HMS Cockchafer (1915) - Wikipedia

HMS Cockchafer (1915) - Wikipedia

HMS Cockchafer was a Royal Navy Insect-class gunboat. She was built by Barclay Curle and launched on 17 December 1915 as the fourth Royal Navy ship to carry this name.

[lifesgrandparade]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[lifesgrandparade]

@bbcwhereareyou Scott Summers is like... a guy you want to stick to payroll. He'll make sure all the proper paperwork is filed, and all the deposits made by tuesday. He's also not going to fuck up the weekday shift, even a particularly busy Thursday shift. Do you want to poach this guy and give him the keys to a new restaurant? Oh god no, he'll fold like a fucking accordion. He also sleeps with some of the waiters. "I'm sorry, I thought it was JEAAAAAAN."

[lifesgrandparade]

Also the fact that Wolverine even thought he had a chance with Jean Grey despite being a short, old, alcoholic, Canadian dude with primal rage problems, says a lot more about Scott Summers than it does Wolverine. Says more about Scott Summers than it does Jean Grey! Wolverine is like "I got animal senses, I can smell a sucka from 5 miles away and it is PUNGENT here."

[lifesgrandparade]

See this is why I wish I was more of a comic book fan because I can't provide any clear examples. But I feel like many times Scott saw Wolverine's eyes staring longingly at Jean Grey, and he'd be like "Hand's off buddy, she's mine." and Jean Grey would be like "Excuse me I'm WHOS? Like, I could if I was feelign like it, blow up every single human being's brain with one thought, but apparently I got a property of Scott Summers tattoo on my ass? The fuck?" And Scott would be like "I didn't mean it that... you know what I meant." And then Jean would be like, deep down inside thinking "You know what... Logan kinda cute though." I feel like that scenario has happened like 300 times since the 80s.