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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

IN NO WAYS, am I advocating for people to smoke, sick, dangerous habit, AND I would argue, juice ain't worth the squeeze. Like, if you've ever woken up at 6:30 AM and said "Damn, I guess I need to walk to the corner store even though its like 35 degrees outside, so I can spend 11 dollars to hve like... 25 seconds worth of enjoyment" can attest you're not getting great value out of anything. All that being said, every horror movie should end with the final girl, final person, etc just fucking chainsmoking. Paramedics should arrive on the scene, hear "Yeah I got chased around by a hulking beast in a hockey mask" pull a pack of camel blues out of their pocket and say "Looks like you'll need this more than I will. Here's my bugs bunny lighter. Take it as well."

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Every movie should end at like a diner, where theyr'e just staring at some pancakes and going like "What the fuck" for half an hour THEN go outside and crush a menthol.

IN NO WAYS, am I advocating for people to smoke, sick, dangerous habit, AND I would argue, juice ain't worth the squeeze. Like, if you've ever woken up at 6:30 AM and said "Damn, I guess I need to walk to the corner store even though its like 35 degrees outside, so I can spend 11 dollars to hve like... 25 seconds worth of enjoyment" can attest you're not getting great value out of anything. All that being said, every horror movie should end with the final girl, final person, etc just fucking chainsmoking. Paramedics should arrive on the scene, hear "Yeah I got chased around by a hulking beast in a hockey mask" pull a pack of camel blues out of their pocket and say "Looks like you'll need this more than I will. Here's my bugs bunny lighter. Take it as well."

Looking at that ready or not gif from earlier and you know what, that movie really activates the latent "need to smoke a cigarette" button I'll wrestle with for the rest of my goddamn life. SPOILERS.

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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

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Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

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I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

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Carole Cole as Chris

The Mad Room (1969)

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This striking portrait was spotted twice in a very short period of time. It made its first known appearance in the October 2008 episode of 𝑴𝒂𝒅 𝑴𝒆𝒏 entitled 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆. The portrait is meant to be of Betty Draper’s mother. By November, the portrait was spotted again on screens in the 𝑷𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒔 episode 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒅. Have you seen this portrait anywhere else? Leave us a comment below or on our website at Bit.ly/Props030

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Revolutionary Rom

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i wish more ancient texts had survived as much as the next guy but can this website cool it with the myth that the destruction of the library of alexandria is the reason for ancient texts not surviving

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i mean first of all, we don't know exactly how long it stuck around, but it wasnt destroyed in one fell swoop. caesar's soldiers accidentally set it on fire in the civil war but it survived, it gradually declined in importance during late antiquity, ammianus marcellinus says it had been destroyed at some point before the 4th century, there's a story that some iteration of it was destroyed by caliph omar in the 7th century...

but it also just. wasnt the only place that any of those texts existed. there were lots of other libraries in antiquity. they didnt survive forever either, because most buildings and cities and institutions die. the texts that survived were the ones that people continuously decided to keep copying, even across shifts of institutions and book formats.

the fable youre repeating is popular because edward gibbon and carl sagan and some other people wanted a symbol of the loss of cultural memory (and specifically people liked a story about the destruction of scientific secular knowledge by medieval christian and/or muslim theocracy)

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READY OR NOT 2019 | dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

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I still go to Taco Bell, drive-through, raw as hell I don’t care, I’m still real No matter how many records I sell After the show or after the Grammy’s I like to go cool out with the family Sipping, reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang And now I’m…

First class, up in the sky Popping champagne Living my life in the fast lane I won’t change by the glamorous Ooh, the flossy, flossy

original midi at https://freemidi.org/getter-11358

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I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

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Red Heat (1988) dir. Walter Hill

Yo, should I rewatch Return of the Living Dead tonight? Or Tomorrow. I feel like I"m not in the mood for it? It's a fall movie, that just happens to be set in Summer. There's a party in a graveyard. Partying in the graveyard can happen all year baby, but in a movie? Save it for Halloween.

Its also just. So. Cynical. Its a for your consideration pick for most cynical movie ever made. It won't win! But it should be considered a strong candidate. I think I rewatched it in 2020, and even in a period of time when I watched In the Mouth of Madness on repeat, I was like "Damn this movie sure does have a negative opinion of humanity."