life's grand parade

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[lifesgrandparade]

It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

[cosmonautroger]

Nan Goldin, 1983

[lobbycards]

Action Jackson, Spanish lobby cards. 1988 Submitted by @videorecord

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Hopping off a Drew Magary post, I think Country Roads is a fine song for the US Men's National Team. It's a song everybody knows, it's as uniquely american as you can get without diving into TOO much weird gross propoganda, it's almost humble. LIke "Hey despite it all there's a magic to where I live, an almost undescribable aura I get on a simple country drive." Oh and the most important part about it, is, it's secretly about Maryland, the greatest administrative district in the world.

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Specifially American: One of the issues with AMerican Soccer/Football in general is this desire to steal the valor of other countries instead of coming up with a culture of our own. Not just the real salt lakes, not just the MLS being a retirement home of guys who want that sweet tax free Florida paycheck, Not even the like... fact that everybody's favorite teams are cities 5000 miles away in a country that is not on speaking terms with the United States. Liverpool football club you'll never walk alone. This is our thing, it's not bloated nd offensive like other specifically American things, its fun when you win, it's a nice little "Buck up, remember mountains?' when we lose.

Country Roads was written about southern Maryland and bastardized to that rotten state to our west.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

David Lochary and Mink Stole - Pink Flamingos (1972)

[lifesgrandparade]

Hopping off a Drew Magary post, I think Country Roads is a fine song for the US Men's National Team. It's a song everybody knows, it's as uniquely american as you can get without diving into TOO much weird gross propoganda, it's almost humble. LIke "Hey despite it all there's a magic to where I live, an almost undescribable aura I get on a simple country drive." Oh and the most important part about it, is, it's secretly about Maryland, the greatest administrative district in the world.

[visenyaism]

we got daemonomics this episode!!!!!!!!!!

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in years….

[visenyaism]

Daemonomics: the state exists for purposes of aura farming and violent imperial conquest that contrary to popular belief is completely decoupled from the economy so you better not spend any fucking money. Except when I’m in town in which case the state exists to facilitate epic parties and I am running a supply-side bribe network of my jackbooted thugs so extensive one could call it Keynesian. 

Aegonomics: hide the money yall there’s WOMEN around. Usurping my his sisters birthright and claiming the throne did kickstart the largest and most effective jobs program for young men that humans have yet to come up with which is prolonged land war. Is there an opposite of supply side economics where you kill everyone in a certain profession and see what happens.

Rhaenyromics: the lowborn will be elevated when it is personally politically expedient and food and coin will be distributed among the masses. not really power though unless you’re my bastard cousin in which case have a nuke. Zero structural changes. Pay your taxes eat your rats. I’m sure trying to completely eliminate the middle tier of nobles will do nothing to threaten my position at the top. It’s just me and my peasants.

Marqsism-Mysarism: peasants of the world unite! We have nothing to lose but our chains. Some of you will die while I create the material circumstances necessary to facilitate an uprising but I am in the room, telling the targaryens that you are important.

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www.maptap.gg July 8 99🎯 96🔥 90👑 90👑 91👑 Final score: 918

I do know my east coast beach resort towns where you don't necessarily want to go in the ocean.

WhereTaken #619 (08.07.2026)

I scored 612/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍1.1K km - 🥈138/200 2️⃣📍10.2K km - 🎗️0/200 3️⃣📍85.5 km - 🥇192/200 4️⃣📍2.8K km - 🥉84/200 5️⃣📍14.5 km - 🥇198/200

WhenTaken Movies 🎬 #542 (08.07.2026)

I scored 635/1000🎟️🍿

1️⃣📍1.6K km - 🗓️31 yrs - 🙈70/200 2️⃣📍13.0K km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥉100/200 3️⃣📍17.7 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇198/200 4️⃣📍7.7K km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥉106/200 5️⃣📍132 m - 🗓️18 yrs - 🥈161/200

OK, I think this might replace wheretaken even though I did poorly. You can't just start throwing curveballs kids! Anyway the complicating factor is finding out what part of Southern California the movie is filmed in.

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[visenyaism]

Rhaenyra realizing that maybe all the hours her dad spent teaching her to paint his warhammer minis wasn’t analogous to what being king is like at all and maybe he just taught her how to be a high value GameStop employee

The entire dance is downstream from Viserys’ crimes which of course are downstream of Jaehaerys’ crimes which are downstream from—nothing, actually, I’m getting reports that Maegor was a feminist

[lifesgrandparade]

I woke up feeling like dogshit around 6:30. Took an advil, went back to sleep, woke up ten minutes ago, feel better. Had an iced coffee. Feel groggy. Doc says I got them summertime blues. There ain't no cure. Anyway this is a long way of saying, now really isn't the time to hear "AI Generated tiktok revenge story slop" echoing in the living room.

[melis-writes]

FRANKIE AND JOHNNY (1991) dir. Garry Marshall

[lobbycards]

Action Jackson, Spanish lobby cards. 1988 Submitted by @videorecord

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[lifesgrandparade]

Ever since I was a child Jeremy Brett's performance in this scene has guided every human interaction I've ever had.

[lifesgrandparade]

1. Immediately plays with your dog while half listening to your nonsense.

2. Patiently, but uncomfortably listening to your half baked antiquated medical advice.

3. Firm dismissal when someone asks to touch my hair.

4. Lmaoing

[lifesgrandparade]

Ever since I was a child Jeremy Brett's performance in this scene has guided every human interaction I've ever had.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

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@neutralangel I mean look at this shit! Had to go searching for some outfield pics

Plenty of seats still available!

Love that they couldn't even use the abs challenge thing because the computers are helpless against John carpenters the fog. I don't know how the umpire even saw the helmet tap!