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I can't believe this is a major plotline in a movie about the greatest baseball player in the history of the MLB.
I don't think you guys had the pleasure of visiting the old Yankees Stadium, so first things first, it didn't look like a film set. Second things second, if a dog ran out on the field, and caused Babe Ruth to leave the game so he could take the dog to the hospital? All of the kids involved would be floating in the Hudson within a week.
I can't believe this is a major plotline in a movie about the greatest baseball player in the history of the MLB.
MARLA HOOCH, WHAT A HITTER.
@powerbook145 and @bbcwhereareyou You motherfuckers had me pontificating on this bullshit all day as if I don't have better things to do with my time. I don't, but that's not the point!
I don't even know where to start. Are documentaries "baseball movies?" If that's the case, is Ken Burns 9 part PBS documentary "Baseball" a movie? Let's leave documentaries to the side right now. I also think I want to... veer away from movies about fans for now. Movies made after 1940. I've seen movies about baseball made before 1940 but none of them are interesting in a way that I've retained any fucking memory about them. Where also going by release date. This is in no particular order, but I think after laying it out I might have an idea of what my favorite is.
OK!
Pride of the Yankees (1942) The problem with Pride of the Yankees (And a lot of baseball biopics) is I haven't seen it since Herbert Walker Bush was in office. I remember being blown away, but I was blown away by Ninja Turtles. It's also hard to tell if I liked the movie, or if I like Lou Gehrig and Lou Gehrigs story. Babe Ruth is in it! That's... weird. Right? Playing yourself in a movie about your dead friend? Kinda like, "Gotta make this all about the babe." I gotta imagine that Babe Ruth probably needed money at this point so I'll let it slide.
The Babe Ruth Story (1948) This may be the worst movie ever made. I love it so much. I'm not sure if its a bad movie night entry, but maybe an advanced bad movie night entry. For the real sickos. The guy hired looks nothing like Babe Ruth which is fine, because my guy George Herman had a very particular face, and was too sick to participate in the production. I don't need to get too deep in the weeds here, this thing is already going long. But Babe Ruth accidentally hits a dog with a baseball. He stops the game to take the dog to the hospital with his gaggle of kid pals. The doctors say WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ITS A FUCKING DOG. And the Babe looks them in the eye and says a Dog is the same as a human. And they save the dog's life. But the Yankees are pisse dbecause he left the game. They are presented as villainous for doing this, instead of adults. Fantastic movie.
Take Me Out to the Ball Game (1949) Another movie I saw over a quarter century ago. Eh, you got Frankie Blue Eyes, you got Gene kelly, you got a story about Baseball. There's singing there's dancing. Fuck it.
Fear Strikes Out (1957) This might be in the running for favorite baseball movie. Pre Psycho Tony Perkins playing fascinating baseball figure Jim Piersall. It is dated in a lot of ways, but you know what it was made in 1957. Fuck off. Karl Marlden is also in it, and I love Karl Marlden.
Damn Yankees (1959) STRIKE THREE BALL FOUR WALK A RUN WILL TIE THE SCORE, FLY BALL DOUBLE PLAY YANKEES WIN AGAIN TODAY, THOSE DAMN YANKEES WHY CAN'T WE BEAT EM HE'S OUT HE'S SAFE HE'S OUT HE'S SAFE HE'S OUT HE'S SAFE HE'S OUT, YER BLIND UP YER BLIND UP YOU MUST BE OUTTA YOUR MIND UMP. Man sells his soul to satan so he can help the Washington Senators win the pennant. What the fuck else do you need. I was in a production of Damn Yankees! I played "guy in back."
Bang the Drum Slowly (1972) See, I don't know if this movie was good, or if its just sad, but if you're interested in pre Godfather 2 Bobby DeNiro well here ya go.
Bad News Bears (1976) Eh, not a lot to say about it. I'm not sure if I ever got into it like most people because I saw it after the Bad News Bears in Japan or whatever its called. If you like seeing a child say slurs then it might be up your alley, but I'll watch anything Walter Matthau does.
The Bingo Long Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings (1976) GO. Watch this movie right now! It's incredible. Barnstorming black baseball team. It stars Billy Dee, James Earl, Richard Pryor, loosely based on Satchel Paige. It's fun and funny and doesn't take itself seriously. It might also be in the running.
Bull Durham (1988) Take a long jump in the timeline to a movie I've talked about endlessly here. If it's not the best baseball movie ever, it might be the MOST baseball movie ever. It's not trying to trick you with any "AMERICA'S GAME" bullshit, any sepia toned remembrance of a past that never existed. It's about a bunch of red asses. It's about a guy who continues to play not reallyf or love of the gme, but no real knowledge of life outside of baseball, falling in love with a groupie. It's perfect, but you know that.
Eight Men Out(1988) I think this is the one. I think Eight Men Out is the best baseball film. It is perfect. Look at the like wikipedia for Baseball movies. This one makes 98% of the listed movies completely irrelevant. It's got an all star cast and John Sayles doing his John Sayles thing. It's got Studs Terkel in it! I don't know why it doesn't get more credit, I think because the Black Sox scandal is so fucking tragic and this rubs your face in it, but my god. Eight Men out.
Field of Dreams (1989) It's good for what it is! And what it is is a movie for babies and man babies. I'll give it credit for being a well made movie for babies and man babies.
Major League (1989) I can't believe that Major League and Field of Dreams were made in the same year. The Angel on one shoulder and the Devil on the other. I love its portrayal of baseball players as degenerates. Just like the real thing! I also love how Major League Baseball gave them licensing? Allowed their brand to be used, even though its about team relocation. Like, a deliberate team relocation! I could talk about that for hours, especially since the real life Tribe at that time were under constant threat of relocation. More on this in another post!
A League of their Own (1992) Magic movie. Perfect cast. One of the greatest portrayals of sibling rivalry ever committed to screen. MARLA HOOCH WHAT A HITTER. I wrote up a lot about ALOTO earlier today, but we're running out of light over here.
The Sandlot (1993) I wrote up a lot about the Sandlot too! I've seen teh Sandlot like.... 800 times. Hell at baseball bar, I would have the Sandlot on every day. It's comfort.
Anyway, I'm done.
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I think the easy thing to say would be "This was written by AI" but friends, I imagine I've read more execrable sports journalism than... 99.9999% of this goddamn pencil necked geek website, more execrable online sports journalism too, and let me tell ya it is EXTREMELY HARD to tell the difference. Especially since the model is training their shit off of things like Vichy Deadspin. There is an author tied to this fucking disaster paragraph but I gotta imagine he wasn't trained under the personal tutelage of Grantland Rice. All they've required in the past 25 years is a pulse and a sincere desire to make under 30,000 dollars a year.
This might be the most passive paragraph I've ever seen. It's like Ralph is the new king after the royal family was killed in a horrifying photography accident. That's a King Ralph reference for the 18 people who saw that in theaters. Rest of the article is doo doo as well. I'd hope someone gets fired over this but I'm pretty sure that's MLB network standard at this point.
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“To make a picture you need a camera, a photographer and above all a subject. It is the subject that determines the interest of the photograph.” Man Ray
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@bbcwhereareyou That's such a wonderful little factoid that I almost feel ashamed that I'm going to say that I think THe Natural is one of the worst american sports movies ever made. In a genre that is packed to the brim with terrible films. Unlike most,The Natural tries, which makes it even worse. Everybody's good in it, the setpieces are amazing, the movie is dogshit boring for fifty fucking hours.
What I always ask, when someone says "The Natural" in response to favorite movies of all time (Something you hear less of nowadays. It's almost like I"m grateful nobody has an attention span anymore!) is... Do you like the movie The Natural, or do you like it when Robert Redford hits a home run into the goddamn lights while American Icon Randy Newman explores the studio space with the score? I love LA!
The movie is soooooooo fucking serious. It is glum, it is dour. I need to emphasize to anyone tht hasn't seen the Natural, this is a movie about a man with a magic baseball bat. It is Germany: Year Zero except there's a magic baseball bat. I get it. I do. But you could add a couple more jokes in is all I'm saying. But it's 2 hours of depression, and one minute where the guy gets off the magic bat narcotic and hits an American home run with a regular ol louisville slugger.
When I was in 4th grade, on the last day of the year, we had a choice of two movies that the teacher probably rented out her own damn self. One was The Natural, and the other was the Rocketeer. And goddamn, i used whatever political clout I had to tip the vote over to the Rocketeer. Andy Mikulski was pissed! Hey Andy, maybe if your great aunt was here you would've won the vote. But like... The Rocketeer is fun, action packed adventure where a guy with a rocket pack helps defeat Nazis with the help of the American Mob. "Go Get em Kid." The Natural would be no different from Social Studies. The older I get, the more I stand by it. Can you imagine 4th graders sitting and watching The Natural? There would've been a riot!
Never saw the natural only vaguely remember the bumpers that played on hbo and the baseball-into-the-lights scene. Didn’t even realize that the baseball bat was magical?!?! Feel like I also vaguely remember Redford cut down a tree to make the bat??? for some reason… did i see this movie???? lol I don’t think I did. Anyway, Was there really bad music? Cause thats always been a pretty big deterrent for me to watch something. Most notably taxi the tv show. Hatttttttttttttttttte the theme song and so never watched the show. Anyway I’m tryin to think why I never watched the natural since that mid-late 80s time period was when I was collecting baseball cards so not sure why I would have skipped watching it… but if the music they played in the bumper annoyed me, that could have been reason enough lol
YOU HATE ANGELA?????????????????????????????????????? I used to put that song on right before I walked into the restaurant. It was calming, and got me ready to deal with the wacky hijinks of my blundering co-workers. Funny story, I watched some Taxi in the midst of the lockdown and I don't know if it was the first season jittters, but the first couple episodes were SO depressing. Even the studio audience felt like they were saying "Should we laugh at this?"
Re: The Natural? You've seen the baseball into the lights thing, you've seen the best part of the movie. Randy Newman does the score, and it's so solid that you hear it in commercials to this day, but it's not like... Short People got No Reason to Live or anything. It's not like *piano trill* "Lookit ol Roy, he took a bat from a boy, and hit that ball to the lights hey hey hey." It's like... too Movie Score-y. It's like everything else in the movie where it just tries too hard. I don't know. YOu're not missing anything. YOU SPECIFICALLY, aren't missing anything. This is a movie for guys with "NAVY DAD" hats to watch when the world war 2 documentary isn't on.
@bbcwhereareyou Major League 2 was filmed at Camden Yards. If you squint you might see me in the crowd! Iv'e seen Major League 2 like.... 3 times? One of those times it was because I thought I was watching Major League 1 for 15 minutes and just said "Ah fuck it." Kind of offended actually that the filmmakers said "Eh, you skip the harbor and Baltimore kinda looks like Cleveland." First off Yeah Kinda, Second Off, How Dare you, we do NOT have that stink of failure. The worst parts of Baltimore have more World Series rings than fucking Cleveland. Three more Super Bowls as well.
Hell now that I think about it, maybe that's why the O's haven't gotten close to a World Series in that stadium. We exported Cleveland's bad vibes.
Back to the Natural. You know what really bothers me about it? People say Field of Dreams is hokey, and goodness gracious it is. Man is building a ball park in his Iowa farm, so he can play catch with his dad. Ultimate child of divorce fantasy. It is also takes a loooooooong way to get to its point. Can never tell if Kevin Costner is a bad actor or a bored one. or both. But i liek that it's a fantastical movie that tries to capture the spirit of baseball, centered around a guy who just wants to play catch with his dad. It does what it does MOSTLY effectively.
THe Natural is like, if Wagner wrote a Baseball Opera while wrestling with Covid 19.
I think that kid was related to Barbara Mikulski. There's a LOT of Mikulskis in this town. This town is like little Krakow.