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It's a gas

This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

@akamuffintop I'm glad Balogun was allowed to play because he deserved to play! That was a baby shit soft red card, and the fact that it was called after video review makes it even worse. It's ruined the pace of play and I think, it makes referee's jobs harder actually because they cant' trust their own judgement. Check in on baseball in 2031, see how all this shit pans out. I think Balogun is going to get a lot of undue hate for the next phase of his career, and it's not like the guy put a fucking .45 on Gianni Infantino's head.

But yes, I'm glad the story is "WHY ARE WE PRESSING! ALL OUR DEFENDERS STORMED THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY" instead of cheating cheater cheats his way to victory against "Poor little Belgium" The vibe would've looked like this in the next match

@stuft I think the pippi longstocking look was mostly for the character of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, a show I haven't seen since like 1992 but is burned into my memory. Also as a current long hair myself, know for a fact those things have to go SOMEwhere. Anyway these next two images might have something to do with it, its not my place to say.

crimewave420

Sean Kingston voice: ah, a beautiful girl; i am going to kill myself

seems derivative imo 2/10

sforzzz

Sean Kingston voice: ah, a beautiful girl; i am going to kill myself

son im not big enough on this site for you to workshop your 2015 jokes in my inbox send this to @crimewave420

butchboromir

this is how some people on here talk about punk

bluedancer9000

isn't the whole point of punk nonconformity? anarchy, spreading compassion, individualism? being true to yourself? i'm pretty sure you would be less of a punk if you wore the stereotypical all black, ripped stuff. a shirt that has punk stuff printed on it or clothes that have faux rips that go on to be mass produced is way less punk than mending clothes yourself or getting secondhand.

butchboromir

actually the whole point of punk is high jump kicking peoples' dogs

bluedancer9000

Go to wiki and educate yourself

butchboromir

yeah it literally says it right here on wikipedia. punk is about high jump kicking peoples' dogs.

R.I.P. Louise Lasser

“Clever girl.”

'The Silent Voice' by Gerald Moira, c. 1893.

But karma didn't do 4-1. Talent and tactics did. American soccer has indisputably grown and improved, but the part that is too easily forgotten is that everyone else got better, too, so the century's worth of advantages the world has on the U.S. hasn't shrunk nearly as much as we think it has. Not only that, growth is not always steady, but happens in fits and starts and occasional backward steps. What American soccer has achieved in its existence is to make its audience susceptible to bullshit and impatient for the bullshit to happen, which is not an achievement because people are impatient in ATM lines, and ATMs are a marvel that gives you money in literally seconds.

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Besides, the truest truth of this World Cup is that Cape Verde was the team that won the tournament, because it was the feel-good story Americans thought was their domain. It isn't. Americans either win or condemn the losers, and that's because hype is the enemy, not hope. We may be too jaded for hope; that's a case-by-case matter. But we are definitely too susceptible to hype and disinterested in changing. That's the lesson.

-Ray Ratto, It's the Hype that Kills

“I got a notification this morning looking for actors to play roles in an upcoming movie about the life of Sgt. Slaughter, movie based out of Pennsylvania” The casting call from Backstage, a platform for casting, lists four roles currently being cast. They include Slaughter, a villain, a military soldier, and a bar patron. The Slaughter casting is described as appearing 22 to 32 years old and reads: “A physically imposing, disciplined, and charismatic young Marine who is tough, principled, and driven. This is the role that launches the legend. Seeking an actor who can portray the early version of the iconic drill sergeant — commanding presence, unbreakable will, natural leadership, and that unmistakable larger-than-life aura. He must be able to handle intense physical training, military scenes, emotional depth, and action sequences while carrying the film as the hero audiences will root for.

You know Robert Rudolph Remus aka Sgt. Slaughter probably has an interesting story without making one up whole cloth, but I can't understate the fact that the closest the guy got to the armed forces in his 20's was a fucking sunny's surplus.