life's grand parade

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[lifesgrandparade]

It's a gas

[lifesgrandparade]

This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

[oldshowbiz]

remmington

[imathers]

[lifesgrandparade]

🎶 Boostin' and goin' out on the lam

You know that you'll steal anything that you can

Temptation stands just behind that door

So what you wanna go and open it for?🎶

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[julytrees]

Solange’s former loft for Apartamento Magazine, Issue #30, 2022.

[kylieminvogue]

"STAR TREK: THE FINAL FRONTIER" 1989, dir. William Shatner

[thelasthippie]

[forever70s]

1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival poster

[daenerystargayen]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S03E02 — “Queen’s Landing”

[lifesgrandparade]

I was going to write a post saying everybody should turn on the Argentina vs. Cabo Verde world cup match but right as I was going to hit post. Own goal, 3-2 tina. Still think you should check it out because CV is fucking going for it.

[melis-writes]

CARLITO’S WAY (1993) | dir. Brian De Palma.

[lifesgrandparade]

IN NO WAYS, am I advocating for people to smoke, sick, dangerous habit, AND I would argue, juice ain't worth the squeeze. Like, if you've ever woken up at 6:30 AM and said "Damn, I guess I need to walk to the corner store even though its like 35 degrees outside, so I can spend 11 dollars to hve like... 25 seconds worth of enjoyment" can attest you're not getting great value out of anything. All that being said, every horror movie should end with the final girl, final person, etc just fucking chainsmoking. Paramedics should arrive on the scene, hear "Yeah I got chased around by a hulking beast in a hockey mask" pull a pack of camel blues out of their pocket and say "Looks like you'll need this more than I will. Here's my bugs bunny lighter. Take it as well."

[lifesgrandparade]

Every movie should end at like a diner, where theyr'e just staring at some pancakes and going like "What the fuck" for half an hour THEN go outside and crush a menthol.

[lifesgrandparade]

IN NO WAYS, am I advocating for people to smoke, sick, dangerous habit, AND I would argue, juice ain't worth the squeeze. Like, if you've ever woken up at 6:30 AM and said "Damn, I guess I need to walk to the corner store even though its like 35 degrees outside, so I can spend 11 dollars to hve like... 25 seconds worth of enjoyment" can attest you're not getting great value out of anything. All that being said, every horror movie should end with the final girl, final person, etc just fucking chainsmoking. Paramedics should arrive on the scene, hear "Yeah I got chased around by a hulking beast in a hockey mask" pull a pack of camel blues out of their pocket and say "Looks like you'll need this more than I will. Here's my bugs bunny lighter. Take it as well."

[lifesgrandparade]

Looking at that ready or not gif from earlier and you know what, that movie really activates the latent "need to smoke a cigarette" button I'll wrestle with for the rest of my goddamn life. SPOILERS.

Like all I can think about is "damn I'll bet a cigarette after finding out that my in laws are Satanists and have all blown up because they didn't sacrifice me in time and also I got to meet Satan for a second and he was like "good job" must be so satisfying. Just look at her.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[uknow]

Carole Cole as Chris

The Mad Room (1969)

[recycledmoviecostumes]

This striking portrait was spotted twice in a very short period of time. It made its first known appearance in the October 2008 episode of 𝑴𝒂𝒅 𝑴𝒆𝒏 entitled 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒏𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆. The portrait is meant to be of Betty Draper’s mother.   By November, the portrait was spotted again on screens in the 𝑷𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒔 episode 𝑹𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑯𝒐𝒐𝒅.   Have you seen this portrait anywhere else? Leave us a comment below or on our website at Bit.ly/Props030