life's grand parade

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It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

[lobbycards]

Chicken Run, Italian lobby card (fotobusta). 2000

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@stuft Look, I got a couple minutes before dragon show so I'm going to make this quick, this wasn't the thing that pushed Adrien Brody over the line for me. It's cute in its like... this is how guest actors talk on Curb Your Enthusiasm before Larry roasts him. Probably makes his own Raisin Caines mural. You know... A Spite Mural! No Adrien Brody lost me when he put on the dreadlock wig and started speaking in patois while introducing Sean Paul on Saturday Night Live. Not even from the Jamaican side of me, just like in the "Oh Lorne's not going to like this one fucking bit" sort of way.

(Two time best actor winner Adrien Brody)

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Josh weighs in

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@bbcwhereareyou Well on the jesus front, I'm pretty sure this is sort of a checkmate, christians. Because if Jesus was real, I imagine that he would've been at Raising Cane's the other day, the New York location being an American temple in many ways, specifically to whip Adrian Brody's ass. Just a couple good punts to the ribs, before turning around and saying "This isn't the resurrection by the way." Walks right out.

[sideeeeeeeeee]

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The most art college student ex-boyfriend ever made

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The most art college student ex-boyfriend ever made

[shorpyfan]

Wrigley Field (Cubs vs Pirates. Chicago, July 5th, 1950.)

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Did you know that hack actor Adrien Brody is also a hack artist

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[palmandlaser]

Winn-Dixie, 1984

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Ideally I'd like to have a ratio of like 85 people to like 1 person who knows me by name when I'm running errands. Like give me a little space what the fuck.

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I really hate this city and how every motherfucker is like 5 degrees of separation from you. 6 million people crammed into this state and give me an hour and I can figure out how we connect. Which sucks because I want to connect with umm. Fewer people. I'm up to my fucking tonsils in knowing motherfuckers. It makes dating impossible for a particular guy like me. It's like the small town dating scene but multiplied by 600,000.

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Smalltimore is the worst nickname in the world. It makes my skin crawl, but yeah. Spot on.

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I really hate this city and how every motherfucker is like 5 degrees of separation from you. 6 million people crammed into this state and give me an hour and I can figure out how we connect. Which sucks because I want to connect with umm. Fewer people. I'm up to my fucking tonsils in knowing motherfuckers. It makes dating impossible for a particular guy like me. It's like the small town dating scene but multiplied by 600,000.

[kristina100000]

happy idgaf sunday to all idgafers

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My suggestion to you is to listen to CCR Ramble Tamble and take the rest of the day off