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It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

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@stenka-razin As someone who has worked at many a varied "Tequila Tuesdays!" I gotta call shenanigans on the deal. I imagine... I wouldn't say watered down. You don't want to overserve, but you don't want to underpour. You fuck with people's marges man, you're going to file a police report on Bar 8. I think its a little lighter then something you'd get at like... a bar on Padonia Road and shit. Then they encourage customers for an extra tequila shot for regular price. THATS HOW THEY GET YOU. YOu're still going to have to file a police report on bar 8 by the way.

I think they premake it too? Marges are easy to make as far as it goes, but you don't want to make a bunch of them at once, especially during a happy hour rush. I can't imagine there are too many applebees with a happy hour rush but some places don't have seasoned professionals working. Premake it, and sell it while supplies last. Once those supplies go, back to the regular margaritas.

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talking to a baby about killing their dad

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I'm trying to think. When was the last time I stepped foot in an Applebees?

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It was before 2010. I can be sure of that. Before then? Hmmmm. I know I went to one after I turned 21, I remember there used to be one in Baltimore City? I remember my ex-girlfriend trying to find parking. It wasn't harborplace, but close to harborplace I think? OR, maybe we were downtown, and then we drove back to one of four applebee locations in the county at the time. Who knows! It could've been a greene turtle (I'll meet YOU at the turtle). That's the thing about Applebees, it's a cultural void. Even by the standard of a chain sit down restaurant it's a complete blank. And the food, is SO bad. I don't know if they do it now, but I know back then they straight up microwaved food? That was the extra flair. That taste only applebees could provide, a college student steak.

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I'm trying to think. When was the last time I stepped foot in an Applebees?

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That dollarita thing, I know that putting "Please Drink Responsibly" is both a legal obligation and just... good practice? I mean its all bullshit, these people hope you get sloshed and become someone elses problem when they've sucked out all the loose change out of your wallet. But i'd rather they run that bullshit then completely ignore it. Maybe someone out there needs a reminder. But putting "Please drink responsibly" next to an image of the Applebees Dollarita is, as I mentioned to @bricksandmortarandchewinggum , patently absurd.

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"Oh please, only have one cocktail that is tequila triple sec sour mix and coarse salt. You know for your health."

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I'll bet applebees spray their dollaritas with raid.

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That dollarita thing, I know that putting "Please Drink Responsibly" is both a legal obligation and just... good practice? I mean its all bullshit, these people hope you get sloshed and become someone elses problem when they've sucked out all the loose change out of your wallet. But i'd rather they run that bullshit then completely ignore it. Maybe someone out there needs a reminder. But putting "Please drink responsibly" next to an image of the Applebees Dollarita is, as I mentioned to @bricksandmortarandchewinggum , patently absurd.

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"Oh please, only have one cocktail that is tequila triple sec sour mix and coarse salt. You know for your health."

[theonion]

Apologizing to his tenant for circumstances that were beyond his control, local landlord Eddie Turley was reportedly forced Monday to raise the rent due to thinking of a bigger number. “You can re-sign your lease, but I have to raise it by $250 a month because I realized there was a bigger number your rent could be,” Turley informed his tenant of six years, attributing the rent increase to a need to keep up with the rising numbers he could envision.

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That dollarita thing, I know that putting "Please Drink Responsibly" is both a legal obligation and just... good practice? I mean its all bullshit, these people hope you get sloshed and become someone elses problem when they've sucked out all the loose change out of your wallet. But i'd rather they run that bullshit then completely ignore it. Maybe someone out there needs a reminder. But putting "Please drink responsibly" next to an image of the Applebees Dollarita is, as I mentioned to @bricksandmortarandchewinggum , patently absurd.

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[filmap]

隠し砦の三悪人 / The Hidden Fortress Akira Kurosawa. 1958

Canyon Hōrai Canyon, Shiosecho, Nishinomiya, Hyōgo 651-1423, Japan See in map

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Albrecht Field, Grand Forks, North Dakota, USA

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WhereTaken #613 (02.07.2026)

I scored 668/1000🎗️

1️⃣📍3.0K km - 🥉80/200 2️⃣📍1.7K km - 🥉110/200 3️⃣📍709 km - 🥈158/200 4️⃣📍774 km - 🥈154/200 5️⃣📍574 km - 🥈166/200

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07/02/2026

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@neutralangel What is it about the name Mike, where if you add anything before it, you know you have a real character on your hands. I once knew a guy named Shotgun Mike and boy oh boy.