life's grand parade

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It's a gas

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This performance is like when all the mutual are online at once

[inthefallofasparrow]

[orlaite]

For the attention of the spectator: this film presents an experiment in the cinematic transmission of visible phenomena. Without the aid of intertitles (a film without intertitles)—without the aid of a script (a film without a script)—without the aid of theatre (a film without sets, actors, etc.) This experimental work aims at creating a truly international absolute language of cinema based on its total separation from the language of theatre and literature. ЧЕЛОВЕК С КИНОАППАРАТОМ (Man With A Movie Camera) —1929, dir. Dziga Vertov

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The remote was low battery so 1. I couldn't find telemundo and had to settle for fox to watch the end of Columbia/Switzerland. I'm begging anyone who has an interest in a career in sports broadcasting. YOu got to let the moment breathe. Shut the fuck up. Let the man kick the ball without pontificating. Everybody sounds like they are on a first date and shit.

[lakevida]

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

[apolladay]

Have you ever had jury duty?

* yes, I’ve had it and been sequestered

* yes I’ve had it but I haven’t been sequestered

* I’ve been called for it but I was never assigned to a trial

* I’ve never been called for jury duty (even though I’m eligible)

* not eligible for jury duty/my country doesn’t have jury duty

* it’s complicated

* see results

Have you ever had jury duty?

yes, I’ve had it and been sequestered

yes I’ve had it but I haven’t been sequestered

I’ve been called for it but I was never assigned to a trial

I’ve never been called for jury duty (even though I’m eligible)

not eligible for jury duty/my country doesn’t have jury duty

it’s complicated

see results

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[hannbl]

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me after I eliminated 21,042 people

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Targaryen Tuesday w/ my good pal Wells (SHOW SPOILERS BOOK SPOILERS)

@acakewalkofcrocodiles Actually we can keep this quite short-ish, thing is I'd have to rewatch season 2 to see if Tyland Lannister mentions this at all? Because Rhaenyra seems to think that the missing gold dragons went to Casterly Rock, but in the books Tyland takes it to the Iron Bank. And I think in the show a good portion of the treasury went into the pockets of Sharako Lohar and her pirate fleet. Which has worked out great for everybody!

An interesting thing to consider is what would the pirates have done if they captured Larys and Aegon, as the Blacks have no money, but I think anyone who knows about the location of the treasury on the green side is either dead or missing in action (Holding out hope for you Tyland!).

I think this will be beyond the scope of House of the Dragon, but in Fire and Blood there is another, rival bank. The Rogare Bank operating out of the Free City of Lys. They eclipse the Iron Bank for a bit during the "Lysene Spring" and then a bunch of things happen that might probably involve the Faceless Men in many capacities. I wouldn't go looking too deep into that story because everything about it will spoil the events of HotD the dragon show, but I personally think that storyline was WAY more interesting than the Dance of the Dragons part of Fire and Blood.

[herbaklava]

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Holy shit

[64mpg]

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

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[turnupthestrobe]

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Just came up with a movie idea, where a guy gets a bunch of gray stone, realizes he has way too much, posts it on nextdoor, delivers it to somebody, and then the movie shifts to that guy as he realizes he has way too much gray stone, and posts it on nextdoor, delivers it to another dude, and on and on and on and on. Just a nice little look at these different people's lives, united only in they have to figure out what the fuck they're going to do with all this fucking gray stone. Script name is "The Stone." Where the fuck is Cord. You want another gold statue contact me in the DM's.

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Yoooo i didn't really see that the guy was willing to deliver. I don't know what I'd do with half a ton of gravel besides annoy my neighbors for the next six months, but I think I could come up with something.

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@akamuffintop I'm glad Balogun was allowed to play because he deserved to play! That was a baby shit soft red card, and the fact that it was called after video review makes it even worse. It's ruined the pace of play and I think, it makes referee's jobs harder actually because they cant' trust their own judgement. Check in on baseball in 2031, see how all this shit pans out. I think Balogun is going to get a lot of undue hate for the next phase of his career, and it's not like the guy put a fucking .45 on Gianni Infantino's head.

But yes, I'm glad the story is "WHY ARE WE PRESSING! ALL OUR DEFENDERS STORMED THE BEACHES OF NORMANDY" instead of cheating cheater cheats his way to victory against "Poor little Belgium" The vibe would've looked like this in the next match

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@stuft I think the pippi longstocking look was mostly for the character of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, a show I haven't seen since like 1992 but is burned into my memory. Also as a current long hair myself, know for a fact those things have to go SOMEwhere. Anyway these next two images might have something to do with it, its not my place to say.

[crimewave420]

Sean Kingston voice: ah, a beautiful girl; i am going to kill myself

seems derivative imo 2/10