lucky dog 1 Incorrect quotes

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[on a yacht]

Ivan: *raises glass* To our new YAKT!

Luchino: The c is silent.

Ivan: *staring out at the horizon* Yea.. It's very quiet, ur right.

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Gian: alright, I need you to swear-

Ivan: FUCK.

Gian:

Ivan:

Gian: swear as in promise..

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Bernardo: I like guys like you.

Ivan: Who said I like guys?

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Ivan, at therapy: I didn't expect so much crying.

Therapist Bernardo: *drying up tears* Sorry.

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“Gaslighting”? There you go making up words, do you know how crazy you sound right now?

—Gian, to anyone of the captains.

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Bernardo: I would like to climb on the roof and shout out "I am a homosexual in love with Gian, who is also a homosexual"!

Gian: Okay, well, let's have breakfast first, and then go to work, and then let's not do that.

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Bernardo: Please, Gian.. After everything we went through together. You can't do this.

Gian: I'm sorry, Bernardo.

Bernardo: I'm begging you. Don't do it.

Gian：It has to be done..

Bernardo:

Gian:

Bernardo:

Gian, placing a draw-4 card：Uno.

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Ivan, interviewing: what's your biggest strength?

Gian: flattery.

Ivan: uh ok and your biggest weakness?

Gian: that smile.

Ivan:

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Luchino: Doctor, I'm not feeling well lately.

Gian, working as a Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Luchino: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to get your ass fired?!?

Gian: Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your temper. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?

Luchino: At last a sensible approach.

Gian: So, what’s your star sign?

Luchino: it’s cancer.

Gian: Well what a fucking coincidence.

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Alessandro, dying: Gian, from now on...

Gian: Don't... Don't say it, pops.

Alessandro: My pronouns are was/were. *dies*

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Piaggi: I'm sorry to hear about Campanella.

Zanelli: What happened to Campanella?

Piaggi: He's not hurt or anything. I'm just sorry I have to hear about him.

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Zanelli, reading a book:

Al: What're you doing?

Zanelli: I'm fishing. What does it look like I'm doing?

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Campanella: I'm sleepy.

Piaggi: Go to sleep.

Campanella: But I want to talk to you.

Piaggi: Then don't go to sleep.

Campanella: But I'm sleepy.

Piaggi: I'm gonna kill you.

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Bernardo: HELP! I TOLD GIAN I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Giulio, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Gian: You have to apologize to Ivan

Luchino: Fine.

Luchino: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Gian: Hey, Ivan? Can I get some dating advice?

Ivan: Just because I'm with Luchino doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Gian: Luchino, my old arch enemy.

Ivan: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Gian: I have a life outside of you, Ivan.