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This is a Red vs Blue Sideblog. I haven't been online for over a year and forgot all. Everything is a queue on this blog.

[girlhud]

this too is poetry

[karvviie]

THE GRIMMONS QUEERBAIT

context: this powerpoint was created for my non-rvb friends and i presented it to them irl. this was made just for some silly fun. it’s not

ok i know i made this a while ago but i have finally decided to share it to the public

[churchyaoi]

they're so besties to me

[trashinyourpockets]

Introducing your alien son to your bf

[churchyaoi]

my take on Wash throughout rvb

[sypsart]

happy deathday to this guy

[harbingersecho]

one of us will be forgotten, the other one's wrong

[docdufresne]

el niñera.

[bill-theboneboy]

First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

[walkingstackofbooks]

Give me a Julian Bashir who's forced to go undercover as a Vulcan for some reason.

A Julian who can let his enhancements off the leash without so much as a raised eyebrow or funny look. But who also has to completely reign in his emotions - his sense of humour, his righteous anger, his grief - for far longer than is healthy for him.

I think he'd think he'd be fine with it; after all, he spent most of his life hiding his enhancements, how different could hiding his emotions be? Only to discover that while his enhanced abilities have defined his life, his emotions are what define him.

[At first I was thinking in a 'he disguises himself through the Academy until his discovery' way and how that would change him.]

[And then was like 'what if his parents did it at Adigeon Prime and then pretended they'd adopted a Vulcan (and maybe gaslit him into thinking he was Vulcan along the way?)']

[But both of those require quite a high level of suspension of disbelief]

[But also what if it was Terok-Nor-AU where Julian's discovered during the Academy and goes on the run and disguises himself as a Vulcan until the Federation turn up on Deep Space Nine]

[And then the more obvious idea turned up of it being an undercover mission]

[Either on Sisko's orders (although I can't really imagine why apart from somehow infiltrating the Vulcan baseball team which actually is just funny]

[Or a Section 31 mission, because while I can imagine there could be a few select Vulcans who would find S31 'logical', I feel like it would be pretty high-risk to try and recruit a Vulcan to actually be an agent, so the next best choice if you needed a Vulcan for some reason would be Julian I guess.]

[But like imagine Sloan showing up as Julian's handler halfway through the mission to check in and he's not even met with so much as a scowl bc Julian's in too deep...]

[fischiee]

omega when he’s implanted in tex: you should give into your rage and abandon those you might love to fulfill the urge to find revenge for all those who hurt you. kill your daughter in cold blood while she is incapacitated with agony at even the mention of your name

omega when he’s with the reds and blues: muahahaha 😈😈!!!!1!!! !!! im eevviilllll and im going to blow up the whole! WORLD! !1! 😈😈😈 !!!

[karvviie]

there is something deeply wrong with them

[old art from 2021]

[waxcloth-din]

In which Kaikaina does her best to avoid scurvy and Lopez gossips

[docdufresne]

"And I'm the charismatic mercenary with a gruff exterior, but a heart of gold. A little too romantic, don't you think?"

I finally finished painting this absolute monSTER of a body pillow after putting him off for so long whEEZES

I learned so much and had a lot of fun with him!

[rythyme]

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

[rythyme]

ok this post was originally about it's always sunny but screw that. i'm passing the mic. guys what the FUCK was happening on red vs. blue

[juneausol]

[jomeimei421]

21 years of RVB!!!! Thank you for everything, and so long! ❤️💙