Closet addict

Professionally bitchy. Twitter: @LuckyNicKle

[luckynickle]

"I saw the photos from the anniversary party. You and Mary Katherine look better without those sunglasses."

Coworker. We were Blues Brothers.

[luckynickle]

"Dude, the bar is so low! I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but I've seen you. You're better looking than Blake Shelton."

@auntb creeping on @freakyweasel

[luckynickle]

Conversation in a bathroom

Little girl: How old are you?

Me: 36. How old are you?

LG: 5. Do you have a daughter?

Me: No, I don't.

LG: Do you have a boy?

Me: No, no kids.

LG: Do you have teenagers?

Me: Ha, I don't have any children.

LG: Do you have grown-ups?

Me: Yes, I have a mom and a dad.

LG: YOU'RE the KID????

[luckynickle]

Virgo

Playing a fun game called "Will my coworkers forget my birthday again this year?" Deliberately not dropping hints. It's the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, so my guess is YES. We shall see!

[luckynickle]

Thought I was still a natural redhead (who can't get a tan)

Me: I went on my honeymoon a few weeks ago to the Caribbean.

UPS Guy: You didn't get tan at all.

Me: No, I burn and don't tan, so I was careful about not getting too much sun.

UPS Guy: Oh, did you used to be a natural redhead when you were younger?

[luckynickle]

That spray tan turned you a pretty color.

Coworker

[luckynickle]

The slight curve of your stomach is beautiful.

Sister at my wedding dress fitting.

[steve--harringtons]

The first song that pops into my head when I realize it’s almost halloween:

[luckynickle]

Meeee toooooo.

[luckynickle]

You have a warm butt.

One coworker to another after she covered her phones (and therefore sat in her chair) for 30 minutes.

[firefinch]

Our second “Eclectic Romance for the Modern Bride” look! We paired the @moderntrousseaunashville “Beaded Fawn” gown with a peachy champagne intaglio from #Extasia. This particular hand carved glass intaglio is set in bronze and can be worn long or short. We loved the dreamy whimsy these two pieces lent to one another!

#firefinch #Nashville #extasia #intaglio #jotd #jewelryaddict #jewelry #bridaljewelry #moderntrousseau #nashvillebride #tnbride #bridalgown #beadedfawn #eclecticbride #modernbride #modernromance (at Modern Trousseau Nashville)

[luckynickle]

Pretty.

[luckynickle]

I thought you said you work out.

Otherwise very nice coworker/lunchtime workout buddy who likes to troll me hard about exercise after I told her I was sore from yesterday's session.

[luckynickle]

You do look young for your age.

My mom as I was trying on wedding dresses.

[luckynickle]

The similarities between this illustration and photo are striking. I am the "pearl clutcher," and fun fact: I work in the "disapproving" building. I also got drunk enough that night at my BFF's shower that I threw up in her mother's toilet, so I don't know where I got off being all judgy.

[theyuniversity]

Source: Nicole Steffen

[luckynickle]

Love me some dashes.

[npr]

Around Louisville, “derby pie” is de rigueur fare for the Kentucky Derby. But the pie’s creators are real sticklers about what can be called a “derby pie” — and they’re not afraid to sue over it.

What’s Inside A ‘Derby Pie’? Maybe A Lawsuit Waiting To Happen

Photo credit: Courtesy of Kern’s Kitchen, Inc.

[luckynickle]

I made derby pie this weekend (bourbon and walnuts) , and it was delicious.

[luckynickle]

You look like Pretty Woman today. Post-whore.

Coworker commenting on my polka dot dress.

[luckynickle]

She's got an Asian look to her, but you wouldn't see it if you didn't know her mother is Chinese.

Coworker telling everyone about her stepson's new girlfriend