Let Me Fly Away

Engineering student trying to get this adult thing under control.

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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

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update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

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i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

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Hey guys! Could you take two seconds and like my other blog? I will be posting watercolor paintings that I have done and the titles are usually a play on words. Thanks so much! watercolorpuns

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You look grape today. 🍇

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Eggplants aren’t made of eggs. 🍆

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I don’t carrot all.

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Aw snap.

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Rad-ish.

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Go bananas. 🍌

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2008 was a better time…

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That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

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#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

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OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

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i wanna be so hot that i sexually confuse gay boys and straight girls

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I went downstairs to get a brownie and there were two brownies left and my brother asked me to get him one so I took the two brownies and I walked upstairs and they're both mine

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