Part time dumb ass, full time bad ass

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I overheard a woman complaining that she would gladly volunteer if she could get paid.

That's called a job, dumbass

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Vandals.

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Some old bitch took a look at my hand tattoo and sneered.

OB: you do know that is permanent, right?

Me: no shit. That's why I have it.

OB: what would your mother think?

Me: not a damn thing, she has more than I do.

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Some judgemental Karen: you are too old for a kids meal!!

Me, eating a kids meal from Arbys: jokes on you. I got chicken nuggets and a dinosaur.

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So I couldn't find a curtain rod...but I did have an extra spear to use...

Adapt, improvise, survive

[lugosibela613]

I noticed something when watching Hazbin Hotel on Amazon Prime.

Vaggie and Lute hold a resemblance to Lilith and Eve. And Adma said he created the exorcist.

Does that mean Adam modeled the exorcists after his wives?

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Some headcanons I have about the Hazbin_hotel Universe.

1: Blitzo has a mild form of dyslexia, so he has trouble spelling a lot of words. Which is why he uses voice to text.

2: Moxxie would be good friends with Angel due to similar backgrounds and love of weapons

3: Crimson, at one time, used to love Moxxie's mother

4: Valentino uses his saliva, which I bet is rich in pheromones, to control Angel Dust, along with intimidation and violence

5: Vaggie might have grown in in a military household be she died

6: Each ring made a different type of demon- wrath made imps, greed made sharks, gluttony made hellhounds, lust obviously made incubi/succubi, sloth made the candle wearing demons, envy made sirens (glitz and glam), and pride was pure sinner.

7: Charlie is actually really frigging strong but is too peaceful to inact her power

8: Niffty might have been a crazed stalker and ended up paying the price for it

9: Alastors hatred of dogs might have come from being hunted by them as a human.

10: despite everything she has done, Stella might be a decent mother to Octavia

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Me, just getting off work: what the hell are you two doing?

My brother's, who broke into my house...

Brother one: what does itnlook like we're doing?

Me: sitting on my couch eating my onion chips.

Brother two: and me?

Me: being a jack ass who is playing with one of my cats.

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Of all things.....

Why is there a shark?!

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Can someone tell me if this guy...

And this guy...

Are the same damn dude?!?!?!

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So I am playing the Walking Dead-No man's land, and I saw this....

Why did they do Rick dirty like that?!?!?!

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Just a dumb meme I made with stills from Helluva Boss

And if cannot read the text...

Moxxie: Nobody actually likes Cocaine Bear.

Millie: I liked it.

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Again with the rewatching Helluva Boss....

And just a few seconds later....

The mascots face is backwards?!?!?!?!

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Doing a rewafch of Helluva Boss. And I noticed this:

Martha is wearing some chunky blue earing here..

And a minute later...

When did she have time to switch out sher earrings?

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Striker looks so done with Fizzarolli's act.....I love it. Crimson looks affronted by it.

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Thank you @bloody-teared-angel and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

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And that was the moment he knew: he f**ked up.

Striker's face made me cackle.