I overheard a woman complaining that she would gladly volunteer if she could get paid.
That's called a job, dumbass
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I overheard a woman complaining that she would gladly volunteer if she could get paid.
That's called a job, dumbass
Vandals.
Some old bitch took a look at my hand tattoo and sneered.
OB: you do know that is permanent, right?
Me: no shit. That's why I have it.
OB: what would your mother think?
Me: not a damn thing, she has more than I do.
Some judgemental Karen: you are too old for a kids meal!!
Me, eating a kids meal from Arbys: jokes on you. I got chicken nuggets and a dinosaur.
So I couldn't find a curtain rod...but I did have an extra spear to use...
Adapt, improvise, survive
I noticed something when watching Hazbin Hotel on Amazon Prime.
Vaggie and Lute hold a resemblance to Lilith and Eve. And Adma said he created the exorcist.
Does that mean Adam modeled the exorcists after his wives?
Some headcanons I have about the Hazbin_hotel Universe.
1: Blitzo has a mild form of dyslexia, so he has trouble spelling a lot of words. Which is why he uses voice to text.
2: Moxxie would be good friends with Angel due to similar backgrounds and love of weapons
3: Crimson, at one time, used to love Moxxie's mother
4: Valentino uses his saliva, which I bet is rich in pheromones, to control Angel Dust, along with intimidation and violence
5: Vaggie might have grown in in a military household be she died
6: Each ring made a different type of demon- wrath made imps, greed made sharks, gluttony made hellhounds, lust obviously made incubi/succubi, sloth made the candle wearing demons, envy made sirens (glitz and glam), and pride was pure sinner.
7: Charlie is actually really frigging strong but is too peaceful to inact her power
8: Niffty might have been a crazed stalker and ended up paying the price for it
9: Alastors hatred of dogs might have come from being hunted by them as a human.
10: despite everything she has done, Stella might be a decent mother to Octavia
Me, just getting off work: what the hell are you two doing?
My brother's, who broke into my house...
Brother one: what does itnlook like we're doing?
Me: sitting on my couch eating my onion chips.
Brother two: and me?
Me: being a jack ass who is playing with one of my cats.
Of all things.....
Why is there a shark?!
Can someone tell me if this guy...
And this guy...
Are the same damn dude?!?!?!
So I am playing the Walking Dead-No man's land, and I saw this....
Why did they do Rick dirty like that?!?!?!
Just a dumb meme I made with stills from Helluva Boss
And if cannot read the text...
Moxxie: Nobody actually likes Cocaine Bear.
Millie: I liked it.
Again with the rewatching Helluva Boss....
And just a few seconds later....
The mascots face is backwards?!?!?!?!
Doing a rewafch of Helluva Boss. And I noticed this:
Martha is wearing some chunky blue earing here..
And a minute later...
When did she have time to switch out sher earrings?
Striker looks so done with Fizzarolli's act.....I love it. Crimson looks affronted by it.
Thank you @bloody-teared-angel and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!
And that was the moment he knew: he f**ked up.
Striker's face made me cackle.