一日三秋。

luhan. 22. waiter at the teahouse and future forward for manchester united. likes touching people's faces, playing pranks and sleeping in kitchen appliances. may or may not chew on various parts of your hands. r/s. s/o. tag. para. tw. (not real. roleplay only.) AU version.

[luhan-stretto]

tequilaaaa @machnesterunietd bye tlist i have somewhere to go!! it's really important, wish me luck ㅋㅋㅋ

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd not that i know

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun u guys are slacking. i am very disappointed @ohsehun dont make me come back over there and scold u

[niel-stretto]

  fckmepretty: @manchesterunietd are you talking about your penis?

fckmepretty: @manchesterunied it sounds like youre talking about your penis

[luhan-stretto]

@fckmepretty i dont think yixings penis is fuzzy @fckmepretty is urs fuzzy??? u might want to worry about that

[sungjong-stretto-blog]

420kyungblazeit: @machnesteruntied that’s because I’m more of a soup kind of guy

[luhan-stretto]

@420kyungblazeit dammit im hungry now. for soup. u suck, whoever u are

[yixxed-deactivated20140712]

@manchesterunietd ahh. mine was a little fuzzy, wasn’t that big of a celebration 

@manchesterunietd i had a kiiiiiiiss  > 3 <

[luhan-stretto]

@xinqoos did u make out with another famous taken celebrity????

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd of course. you and your pure soul would never do that

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun me and my beautiful soul thats right @ohsehun did anyone destroy stretto when i was gone @ohsehun again

[yixxed-deactivated20140712]

@machnesterunietd hah, if I were drunk and feeling badass enough but alas i’m not.

@machnesterunietd how was the new years party?

[luhan-stretto]

@xinqoos i actually remember all of it for once @xinqoos but then again it was just me and my laptop so @xinqoos how was urs?

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd why are you buying money

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun​ i cant exactly steal it from the teahouse anymore .........not that i did that in the first place

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd i wont need it

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun: good thing i kept the receipts. that money was expensive

[khyunastretto]

missxkha: crawls back like @pintofnoreturn to his alcohol

[khyunastretto]

missxkha: crawls back like @pintofnoreturn to his alcohol

[leeminhomosexual]

sugardaddylmh @missxkha would there be a drinking contest btwn @manchesterunited and @pintofnoreturn???

[luhan-stretto]

@machnesterunietd: @sugardaddylmh @missxkha @pintofnoreturn no thanks im not wasting 2 months of rehab that quickly

[yixxed-deactivated20140712]

xinqoos: 

@machnesterunietd FUCKIN LUHAN

@machnesterunietd GEEEE OH MYG OD— 

[luhan-stretto]

@xinqoos: xingxing!!! i heard u were in town??

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd i dont even like football ohsehun: @machnesterunietd am i supposed to

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun: im not sharing my future bitches and money with u bye

[niel-stretto]

fckmeprtty: New boots! #McQueenbitches

[sungjong-stretto-blog]

420kyungblazeit: @machnesteruntied who the fuck is the soccer nerd

[luhan-stretto]

@420kyungblazeit: the question is who are u. havent i seen u in my salad before

[sehunstretto]

ohsehun: @machnesterunietd who the hell is that

[luhan-stretto]

@ohsehun: shit like this is why ur the kohai. go cry in the corner in shame

[yukwon-stretto]

diggitydawgkwon: i’m leaving. :( GOODBYE TWITTER, FOR GOOD AND GOOD RIDDEN. i won’t be back. this is my goodbye, i hope you have a nice internet life here, e

[luhan-stretto]

tequilaaaaa @machnesterunietd @diggitydawgkwon: are u sure? u were really on fire there with those genius tweets