God Among Men

Lee Minho || Actor || CEO of Shinhwa Group Maybe I should cry for help. maybe i should kill myself. 18+ || SEMI-AU || Roleplayer

[lmhsny]

[oekaki-chan]

An AU where everything is the same, but the old farts seem to be a bit obsessed with Instagram.

[joonguar]

family; minjoong because you know how much i love family AUs with them pretend minho isnt married

Having kids hadn’t been part of the plan. Well, maybe for Minho, when he was like a gracefully aged man or something, but for Jaejoong, it was always a thing other people did. 

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[fall-out-phan]

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

DO NOT FORCE ALCOHOL ON TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DO NOT DRINK

[youphoric]

[accidentalfisting]

[girlhyena]

who put the bun in the bin

[leeminhomosexual]

halfxmarked replied to your post:halfxmarked replied to your post:have i managed to...

Had a fight with my, uh, partner. Nothing that can’t be fixed I guess. How are you?

it happens, i suppose.

I am absolutely exhausted, but I guess raising five kids would do that to a person.

[leeminhomosexual]

halfxmarked replied to your post:have i managed to lure yunnie-kins out of hiding?

Hush. I’m in disgrace or something.

what did you do now.

[leeminhomosexual]

have i managed to lure yunnie-kins out of hiding?

[yunhoxo]

[leeminhomosexual]

where are all of my friends

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

Summer is coming which means niggas be respectful. She not showing her thighs and stomach to impress you, she just hot as fuck. If she look angry from the heat, offer her a bottled water. cant nobody be mad at bottled water

you fuck with me you get that fiji shit

#HydrateBeautifulBlackWomen2k15

[kcdworld]

Voss or smart water would do

[elegancebeautywealth]

Fiji. I like Fiji.

[expect-the-greatest-deactivated]

💯💯💯

[emeraldandtealeaves]

😂😂😂 he’s on the right track

[okaymad]

when your crush is flirting with someone other than you

[swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo]

white boys need to be stopped

[alythecreator]

my noodle is 7

[swayingdaysies]

I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

[awwww-cute]

[xcassiekilla]

tbh goals is 2 be as pree as this kitty

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[actionables]

my mom sneaked up on me and frightened me, so I screamed and my dog, who was sleeping in another room, ran to me and stood between us and did not let my mom approach me and started kissing me to see if I am okay

my dog thought my mom was hurting me

SHE CAME TO PROTECT ME

[christopher-bryant]

My cats just look at me like I intentionally woke them up