the guy, the real guy

bard

[finnelfin]

Embroidery de Poitrine

Is it wonky? Yes. Do I love it? YES.

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[saint-nevermore]

sweet curious creature

[saint-nevermore]

sweet curious creature

[handsome-badger]

[fun-user]

[fun-user]

[captain-price-returns]

driving my 6000 lb cry for help to chipotle

[the-guilty-hero]

A gift for a friend who absolutely adores marine animals and asked me to draw their favorite with a pride flag!

Art © me A few other flags are available below for free, non-commercial use. Apologies in advance if your flag isn't here, I tried to include most of them for people to enjoy and there were so many! Happy Pride month!

[the-guilty-hero]

A gift for a friend who absolutely adores marine animals and asked me to draw their favorite with a pride flag!

Art © me A few other flags are available below for free, non-commercial use. Apologies in advance if your flag isn't here, I tried to include most of them for people to enjoy and there were so many! Happy Pride month!

[spockvarietyhour]

Law & Order "Judge Dread" (2001)

[fentanylaced]

[charl0ttan]

i get that frank zappa is all Weird and Silly but i think naming your kid Dweezil has gotta be like child abuse or something. come on man

[nubb]

Hot diggity dog!

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[cruel-angel]

sold out :/