I’m like the only almost 21 year old freshman in south carolina what the fukc.
Fuck the school system, fuck ****credits*****, fuck algebra, fuck pence while we’re at it, and fuck ME 😤
One. Got dam. Point. From a silver credential. One. Got dam. Point.
“Excuse me, may I use the restroom?” “Bitch I’m a student???”
Yes u can do the rest of the semester with the freshmen, and then you can have another fuckin year with the freshmen in a separate school bc why not, and then you’ll be a junior, then a senior, and then finally you can use your bedazzled cane to walk across the stage!! Just don’t throw your 80 year old hip out 😉😉
What’s the other option you ask? Oh that’s simple. Take a $65 test you’re bound to fail and on the off chance that you do pass you’ll be considered a highschool drop out and land a minimum wage job at mcdonalds!
Except you can’t land even a minimum wage job with that bronze credential of yours. Hmm. If only it were silver.. If only you had made a 12 instead of 11. If only pigs could fucking fly.
My mama aint spent 12 hours of labor, 9 months of pregnancy, had her gut ripped open and spewed me from her uterus, for me to be a fucking freshman at 21.
My aunt: “Maybe you’ll get a highschool sweetheart!! 😍😍” Me: “It’s fucking pedophilia, debbie.”
Update: I am the queen of freshmen they look up to me as if I were a god. I supply my children with monster energy drinks and hot Cheetos as we fortnite floss our way through this semester. It has been months and my nostrils have grown accustomed to the smell of vape pens and synthetic weed.
I go to alternative school, where the rebellious children who kick kittens and throw gang signs when asked to sit at the dinner table go. It is really something.
Not a day passes by that a young lad with overgrown sideburns looking like a Joe dirt head ass bitch comes to me, with pleading eyes, and asks whilst digging a Jordan air'd toe into the dirt of the basketball court if I will go to the corner market and legally purchase them a pack of rolling papers.
I say no, to which the boy calls me a slut.
God bless America.
