[lumberjackofthelumberwoods]

:D

So I have finally gotten a Tumblr. I hope I have not made a grave mistake…

[lumberjackofthelumberwoods]

date posted: december 26, 2012

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[chongoblog]

Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

[ampersketch-art]

Hey,

[chongoblog]

Don’t say anything

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starridge]

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

[starridge]

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

[starridge]

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

[majomeowjo]

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

[starridge]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

[vampiredoriangray]

fuck my gay life. pharmacist asked for my ID when I was picking up my testosterone and instead of my driver’s license, I accidentally grabbed the fool tarot card I keep behind it in my phone case and went to hand that to her

[just--icy]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[caliburnabsolute]

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

[riverlinden]

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

[quendergeer]

"I'm not posting S and you can't make me!"

[lola-legendary]

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[tiredmisophonicwerewolf]

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[ecto-stone]

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[a-selkie-abroad]

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[aviandaleks]

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[ohhmichelettoohh]

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[beetle-goth]

[throwupgirl-deactivated20240906]

[milfygerard]

so you'll condone cannibalism?

sure why not

[willgrahamscock]

[hanniballecterscock]

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

[willgrahamscock]

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[spelldealer]

the entire california central valley is experiencing silent hill in real life right now by the way

[spelldealer]

400 mile long fog cloud be upon ye

[dogpuppy]

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[dollygale]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to die in the arctic fighting my own creation

[spiribia]

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[fairtradebananas]

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

[wrenchinator-central]

Job would’ve done numbers on Tumblr if he live-blogged his experience. Probably would’ve gotten much the same responses too