Récits de l'infini

"The unknown of to-day is the truth of to-morrow."

[anxeious]

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[plaguedocboi]

I was looking for a good picture of a hellbender for an article I’m writing and I found these which maybe aren’t “good” for an article but my god are they Good

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

[mcgravin]

I'm fairly certain the answer will be "because they don't want to spend money", but is there a reason your workplace doesn't just get a new centrifuge, maybe one with auto-balancing?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

because the centrifuge works fine if you're pure of heart

[oneheadtoanother]

[copypastething]

You now have to exclusively go by your tumblr url instead of your name. How fucked are you?

This would go horribly for me, socially

Not perfect but I'd manage

Close to my name already/no issue

This would be an absolute win for me

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[necromancelena]

Foxgirl Fumble Friday remember to fumble your local fox girl really embarrassingly badly okay? Like in a pathetic way

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

[worldsandemanations]

Bowl with Fish design , Iran, probably Kashan, late 13th–mid-14th century, stonepaste; black decoration under a transparent turquoise glaze

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[d1s4strous]

ancient egyptian nine inch nails: i want to fuck you like set animal

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[kestalsblog]

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

[violetsandshrikes]

Stages of Atawhai, New Zealand’s Royal Albatross chick (x)

[dogpuppy]

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[bottledfool]

@bovineblogger