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Diana happily yelling “a baby!!!!!!!!”, reblog if you agree

ps this is how i spent my new years eve

good night everyone except all the toxic people throughout my life who made me doubt my self-worth and took advantage of my kindness and patience

itsbyrosie

weareadventurers

ROLL YOUR CLASS

Roll 1d100, adventurers. (It’s entirely possible to end up with “adventurer”).

xfreischutz

click here to roll online

thebirdroads

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

calibrate

Please explain

thebirdroads

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

thefluffyreindeer

owls-n-elderberries

L'heure bleue by Eric Penet Via Flickr:

yourplayersaidwhat

Cleric: Wait, wait! I ask the white dragon if we can talk about this. DM: Your diplomacy roll succeeds. The white dragon looks at you and replies, “I am always open to talking.” Barbarian: I RAISE MY SWORD AND ASK, “CAN WE FIGHT ABOUT THIS?” AND RAGE Cleric: NO

libraford

So if you’re curious about the stray cats that have been living behind our dumpster, I just saw one of them today. At first I thought it was the mama cat, but I’m pretty sure this is the little wee one sticking his nose out in this photo here:

The babies are getting big.

libraford

Okay, so I am either incorrect about this being one of the babies or there’s another pod of baby cats in the area because we just saw a bunch of triangle-tailed babies playing in the bushes.