What Is Truth?

Wes - She/Her - 30s- Queer - Mostly just vibin’ Witchcraft blog: @spellsandseashells

[catchymemes]

[vanessagillings]

Calico cat in a calico coat!

[batsandboba]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

[ms-demeanor]

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

[boxofpigeons]

[screamingay]

these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

[wishyroses]

I’ve trained him well. He speaks like a tumblrina and doesn’t even have an account

[wishyroses]

Hey hey I love you! Yeah you! Who cares that I’m drunk??? I love you okwayr????

[wishyroses]

Oh yeah I forgot I did this. Sober me agrees! I love you!

[figuring-421]

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This will invalidate votes too

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

"This will invalidate votes too."

Gee. I wonder if that's a coincidence (note: I'm not really wondering. In fact, I suspect it's on purpose)

[wishyroses]

Hey hey I love you! Yeah you! Who cares that I’m drunk??? I love you okwayr????

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

[coolxatu]

the ocean was made of sprite also

[coolxatu]

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[bakchantka]

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

[thunderstruck9]

TM Davy (American, 1980), Candela (Oxalis), 2013. Oil on linen, 10 × 8 in.

[verins-little-notebook]

scrolled past these almost back to back

[greenekatgrey]

I've been saying forever how bad suburban isolation is for people. They go from their house to a climate controlled car to the office and then the reverse. No wonder they get so angry at the slightest curveball and can't problem solve.

[misguidedtreestump]

Quick and silly little gar

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[sparrowlucero]

Cosmic Creatures

Available on my kofi as adoptables

[wishyroses]

Gonna paint myself green at my next costume opportunity I think it’s gonna fix me