live together, die alone

HIATUS - I visit every 3 months-ish lol Rachel | 18 | Canada my stuff faq drabble This is a personal blog Please tag me as 'lelumos'  Wendigo(s)

[fredsloughman-blog]

[lepetitchiot]

what if church was called jesuscon

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

mitosis

[katara-deactivated20130617]

i want to die 

[lumos-the-way]

friend: my astronomy final is tomorrow quiz me

me: ok

me: whats your favourite planet :)

[averagefairy]

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

[mooglemog]

lol me

[thursday]

[sammymanny15]

[vitawoolf]

[claphnelauren]

whenever I’m traveling i always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

but I’m just someone passing by

[sc4pp]

parodies of popular songs by young female artists….

[thorodinson]

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

*has a crush* This is infatuation. It isnt real

*sees hot person in hallway* Love at first sight is true the lord has blessed me today the stars have aligned My soulmate is here

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

[salafistallion]

[ohsoswiftly]

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°