Lumos your face, Brighten your mind.

20 Welcome to my blog which I have neglected for some time now.

[h-arleen]

#they’re so precious

[thechurchofbobsaget-deactivated]

[venndaai]

then again

the more things change….

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people making these memes obviously have never seen some of the weird ass shit in old-timey photos. A quick Google and:

[abonnybunny-deactivated20200814]

Humans are basically a giant jumble of weirdos that try to belittle other weirdos…

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the most accurate and poignant description of human nature I’ve ever read

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

humanity has been shitposting since the very birth of photography, probably even earlier

[berlynn-wohl]

“probably even earlier”

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

True shitposts, made by artisans, filled with blood, sweat, tears, and the dankest memes of early man.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Snemons, or snail demons.

[politicalsci]

WHY YOU SHOULDN’T SUPPORT JOE BIDEN

FULL TWITTER THREAD https://twitter.com/niktaylorde/status/1146394800821886976

Please vote for Bernie! Every vote is important to reach a majority of 1991 delegates before the convention, so please make sure to stay in line and still vote even if you hear Bernie has won in your state.

HOW TO HELP BERNIE 2020

Donate —> https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bern-site?refcode=splash-top-right

Knock on doors —> http://berniesanders.com/berniejourney

Make phone calls —> http://berniesanders.com/call

Send texts —> http://berniesanders.com/text

Download the BERN app —> http://berniesanders.app.link

Get involved —> http://berniesanders.com/volunteer

[catchymemes]

[kimcheehan]

[mar-maidz]

[groovy-mushroom]

me in a online game when i make friends with another player

[isnt]

follow @isnt for more

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[xiphoidprocess]

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

[college-survivalguide]

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

[not-safe-for-democracy]

We all know why

[karadin]

I’ve been stating this for the last two and a half years, and Trump supporters will literally tell you ‘there are no white people trying to get into the US illegally!’   But since most white people here illegally are from Canada, how would you be able to tell?

[feministism]

[biglawbear]

OH IT MAKES SENSE NOW THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[joanofarchetype]

“Let us put it generally: if a regime is immoral, its citizens are free from all obligations to it.” – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Gulag Archipelago.

[Pictured: Captain Pia Klemp sitting in a chair beside her controls.

@VivianAngrisani on Twitter wrote on 6/8/2019: “Pia Klemp, a German biologist & boat captain faces 20 yrs in prison for rescuing 1,000+ migrants at risk of drowning whilst crossing the Mediterranean. Seeking asylum is a human right. Only 1 in 100 sea captains are female. This woman is a humanitarian, not a criminal. #FreePia”

@Galactic_Rabbit quote-tweeted on 6/10/2019 and wrote: “Thinking about all those videos of people honored in their old age for hiding/protecting Jewish people.”]

[joanofarchetype]

To all the people commenting that she’s an accessory to “illegal immigration,” note that seeking asylum is a human right. Countries which refuse asylum are in violation of the Geneva Convention. They get away with this and propagandize complacency towards the victims by using bureaucracy to complicate immigration proceedings. During times of genocide, this is tantamount to hearing a would-be murder victim knocking on your door and locking the deadbolt.

People who risk dying getting smuggled across borders do so out of sheer desperation because the situation they’re leaving is worse. Finally, you are missing the entire point: violation of the law is warranted when the laws violate human rights and criminalize existence. Laws which call immigrants “illegal” are tools of a systemic negligence designed to condemn those who need legal protection the most.

[joanofarchetype]

Oh and here’s the petition to #FreePia.

[fishyandclintbarton]

Just incase you still weren't sure.

[rhymeswithbacon]

[convervative-blog]

stop saying that nothing bad is happening just because no one’s being murdered yet. that isn’t going to fly 30 years from now when we’re forced to look at the repercussions of what’s being done. rwers will literally say nothing bad is happening and these aren’t real concentration camps bc people are treated well. how the fuck do you know, are you the red cross? oh right the red cross won’t be able to get in after these fucking camps are transferred to the control of the US military, the nicest safest group of human beings on the fucking planet. yeah OK. the point is we know what’s going to happen we know where this is going, we’ve seen it time and time again in human history, this fucking orange wearing a toupee was 10 minutes away from literally starting a war, you really think he isn’t fine with the government letting kids die of fucking typhus in their shitty “detention centers” or what ever the fuck they’re calling this shit?

[kortzite]

[kyleblackpaw]

[glowpop]

oh my god….there are people alive in this day and age who don’t know how to torrent movies

[glowpop]

a friend the other day was like….”oh i really want to watch this movie but i cant find it anywhere on netflix or online” and i said “oh you can just torrent it” and she gave me the blankest look…and then i said “you know…piratebay? kickasstorrents?” and she just frowned at me…what’s happening to this generation

[lierdumoa]

Guys it’s so much worse than that.

A couple years ago an instructor at my college who taught basic programming courses for game design majors posted on his facebook that a bunch of his incoming freshmen didn’t know how to create a zip file. 

A lot of public schools dropped their computer literacy courses in the early 2000s because they just assumed kids would “learn it at home.” There’s a whole generation of kids who only know how to navigate a touchscreen phone/tablet. They’ve never used a laptop or desktop.

I saved the facebook post and discussion thread – you can read it here: http://lierdumoa.tumblr.com/post/162986545597/image-is-a-screen-capture-of-a-facebook-post

[flange5]

I teach a college English class and not a semester goes by where I don’t have to teach a student how to use the Tab key to indent a new paragraph, because some of them literally have no pragmatic computer experience.

[brodiebutt]

pirate bay and kickass torrents are long gone….. like ofc kids dont know about them…

[glowpop]

they’re….they’re still there. kickasstorrents and pirate bay are still there and still kickin like crazy….in 2019….i think people not knowing about them has to do more with the rise of streaming services like netflix n hulu n shit

[germanova-deactivated20220729]

But its illegal?????????

[glowpop]

this is actually the funniest objection i’ve seen so far. what are you? a cop? you love the law? you love paying 15 dollars for albums made by artists who eat lamborghinis and diamonds and will make more money in a year than you ever will in your life? it’s okay. fuck the law.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

[feniczoroark]

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no, but it has this thing!

[raymondcest]

Don’t forget about this other thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and these things!

[frogtrenchcoat]

i really like this thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I love the holographic special editions!

[giraffeandahalf]

Seeing is believing…unless the creatures are see-through. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

these are literally just plastic bags