yo fggts

welcome to the best blog in the solar system i would say universe but there might be aliens out there who have a better blog than me so i'm not going to take thier credit but i am better than all of you fuckers just kidding i love all of you

[jaredandjensen]

It’s about the Mark. It changed you. [x]

[hayden548514541541421-deactivat]

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want

[uaeb]

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

[foodchewer]

if you are reading this you are probably hella cool

[hayfruithead]

[lumpy-batman]

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

[mrcyrusgifs]

[lmaoalien]

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

[nikki-menage-blog]

i’d still eat you <3

[lmaoalien]

what

[slussy666-deactivated20150511]

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

[jennernation]

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

[lumpy-batman]

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[nevillles]

[lumpy-batman]

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

[lemoncakessansa]

[pleatedjeans]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

[sub-drop]

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

[primegifs]