[bunlly]

painting by Agoera

[gaming-all-by-myself]

Here’s my favorite vine meme of all time, gone too soon.

[misterclarkrogers-deactivated07]

I

AM

SOBBING

[vcrkid-deactivated20170705]

Bring back 2013

[regolo54]

Impossible

[conceptualartstation]

http://astore.amazon.ca/httpartsheexplodedintomyheart.tumblr.com-20

[conceptualartstation]

http://astore.amazon.ca/httpartsheexplodedintomyheart.tumblr.com-20

[skateagain]

“ouch” animated illustration done in photoshop

[muse]

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

[nickfuckface]

mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..

[malcolmcooks]

[lipstick-like-dynamite]

I need feminism because-

A man in a room full of women is ecstatic. A woman in a room full of men is terrified.

[bientoyagua]

this blew my mind

[scenicroutes]

i somehow never realized that monica lewinsky was twenty-two when everything happened and my casual sympathy for her just turned into visceral, crushing terror at the fact that a girl my age was internationally humiliated and driven to suicidal ideation and is still to this day used as a punchline while bill clinton, like, basically gets to continue living his life and enjoying all the perks of being a former president and in all likelihood will be back in the white house in a couple of years

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

[sub-drop]

Hey guys as someone who studies linguistics I'm 90% sure this is bs

[sub-drop]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[thejusticethatissocial]

*raises hand faster than light*

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me: *makes my bed, tidies up the floor*

me: DEPRESS-HUH??? CLUSTER B WHO????? MY MANIC ASS IS PUMPED UP AND READY TO ＡＴＴＡＣＫ THE DAY

me, ten minutes later: I’m going to lay down and cry for seven hours. maybe eat a poptart later. I’ll shower in a week I’m not going anywhere because I’m dead.

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[bizarro-jerry]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Summer Looks™

[snailsinthesails]

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys