May they always get their loose clothes caught on door handles
May their dish soap run out when doing dishes
May their car be covered in pollen
May their airplanes always have a crying baby on them
May their honey always crystalize in the bottle so they can't squeeze it out
May their pepperjack cheese mold and they cant tell because it just looks like pepper spots.
may their popcorn always burn
May their alarm go off an hour early
may they clog a toilet in a public setting
May they always get that falling feeling right as they're drifting off to sleep
May they miss the bottom step in the dark
May their phone die randomly
May their internet/cell service connection always be poor
May they get pooped on by a pigeon
May they always buy the wrong-size gloves
May their clothes always get too small in the dryer.
May they always forget that one word that they know they should know but they just CAN'T remember
may they look for an extra 20 min for their keys already late only to find out that it was in their pocket the whole time
May they bite too hard when eating and bite the fork instead
May they get home from the store RIGHT when they remember they needed something else
May their Amazon deliveries always arrive late
may they forget to go incognito mode
May their farts always be loud
May they forget their mic is on when on zoom
May their texts always be misspelled
May their toes collect that gross dirt in between them
May they get a weird long hair in their ass crack
May they pick their nose too deep and get a nosebleed
May their coffee table get water rings
May their socks always be too small or too big
May their search history get leaked
May they get talked over all the time
May they always get interrupted
may they always forget what they went in a room for
May they get stuck on sent or left on read by their crush
May they lose their place in a book and then see spoilers while trying to find the page
May their library books always be overdue
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